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Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
And now I'm agreeing with SAS hot takes... kill me.

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004



IF IT WERE ME, I WOULD HAVE STAYED ON THE THUNDER. I WOULD SPENT THE OFFSEASON IMPROVING AND GOING BACK IN TIME MAKING THOSE SHOTS IN THE WESTERN CONFERENCE FINALS LAST YEAR. WEAK MOVE BY KEVIN DURANT BY SIGNING THAT CONTRACT AND ALSO NOT GETTING INVOLVED IN THEORETICAL PHYSICS. ANEMIC. LACKADAISICAL.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Steve Kerr never even met with Durant lmao

illcendiary
Dec 4, 2005

Damn, this is good coffee.

R.D. Mangles posted:

IF IT WERE ME, I WOULD HAVE STAYED ON THE THUNDER. I WOULD SPENT THE OFFSEASON IMPROVING AND GOING BACK IN TIME MAKING THOSE SHOTS IN THE WESTERN CONFERENCE FINALS LAST YEAR. WEAK MOVE BY KEVIN DURANT BY SIGNING THAT CONTRACT AND ALSO NOT GETTING INVOLVED IN THEORETICAL PHYSICS. ANEMIC. LACKADAISICAL.

This but unironically

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

I don't think I've seen a bigger collection of douche bags on one team now.

This is going to make the Miami Heat super team seem like a roster full of JR Smith's winning titles.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Dejan Bimble posted:

This is crazier than the time Charlie Bucket shot through the roof of a chocolate factory in a transparent elevator car

DURANT: Wowee! What's that?
LACOB: Why Kevin, that's my Great Glass Elevator! It was developed by one of my many tech companies. If you wanna ride in it, it's all yours....but there's a catch!

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
This is great. No state, city, and community deserve this more than Oklahoma City, who stole their team like the corrupt bitches they are.

gently caress Oklahoma, gently caress Lil B.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

AsInHowe posted:

This is great. No state, city, and community deserve this more than Oklahoma City, who stole their team like the corrupt bitches they are.

gently caress Oklahoma, gently caress Lil B.

You can go gently caress yourself

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Well, the first thing you've got to realize, brother, is this right here is the future of basketball. You can call this the New World Order of Basketball, brother.

misdirectomy
Feb 19, 2008
The rich get richer, how quintessentially American :patriot::911:

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

Metapod posted:

You can go gently caress yourself

ya'll are cool.

Spent a week now in your state, and the people here couldn't be nicer.

My condolences man...this poo poo sucks, believe me.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

R.D. Mangles posted:

IF IT WERE ME, I WOULD HAVE STAYED ON THE THUNDER. I WOULD SPENT THE OFFSEASON IMPROVING AND GOING BACK IN TIME MAKING THOSE SHOTS IN THE WESTERN CONFERENCE FINALS LAST YEAR. WEAK MOVE BY KEVIN DURANT BY SIGNING THAT CONTRACT AND ALSO NOT GETTING INVOLVED IN THEORETICAL PHYSICS. ANEMIC. LACKADAISICAL.

:sad:

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

That wasn't his idea of talent. Giving him people like Boobie was why he left

This.

Durant had GS on the ropes and his team arguably improved in the last week or so.

James was on a team with a rotation that included Boobie Gibson, Larry Hughes, Donyell Marshall, Sasha Pavlovic, Drew Gooden, etc. It's really not comparable at all.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/aidanjsears/status/750001235642707968

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

https://twitter.com/AmicoHoops/status/750004267553923072

illcendiary
Dec 4, 2005

Damn, this is good coffee.

Hahaha

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




ain't no rules that say 29 teams can't collude against them

Ammanas
Jul 17, 2005

Voltes V: "Laser swooooooooord!"

FuzzySkinner posted:

ya'll are cool.

Spent a week now in your state, and the people here couldn't be nicer.

My condolences man...this poo poo sucks, believe me.

Oklahoma is full of fake nice people that are all racist trump-supporting bigots

Death By Yogurt
Apr 3, 2007

Welp, no point in playing 2K online for the next few years

illcendiary
Dec 4, 2005

Damn, this is good coffee.
All it takes is one dumbass team to bite though so no biggie really

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
I don't understand this move from either Durant or the Warrior's angle

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
Found straight up brolic's parachute https://twitter.com/vincestaples/status/750005071119732736

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



the other 29 teams openly colluding against the warriors would actually be the best thing

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Ammanas posted:

Oklahoma is full of fake nice people that are all racist trump-supporting bigots

gently caress off this is not true.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Vanilla Mint Ice posted:

The Decision was magnitudes worse than this you babies


You're right, we need Decision II with KD in a yellow and blue feather boa, strumming an air guitar and cutting a "you people" promo on Oklahoma.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Ammanas posted:

Oklahoma is full of fake nice people that are all racist trump-supporting bigots

Oklahoma voted against Trump, unlike the Northeast sans Maine. :eng101:

They voted for Ted Cruz. :eng99:

Illinois Smith
Nov 15, 2003

Ninety-one? There are ninety other "Tiger Drivers"? Do any involve actual tigers, or driving?
Somebody who knows about cap things tell me whether it's possible for anyone but Iggy to stay for next season besides Steph / Klay / Green. I'm assuming they'll keep him because he was part of Durant's pitch team.

Death By Yogurt posted:

Welp, no point in playing 2K online for the next few years
This whole year has been 90% matchups against either the Dubs, the Cavs or the LeBron Heat. Except for the last few weeks, where it was all LeBron, all the time. I doubt that was gonna change much, even if Durant didn't sign with the Dubs.

I agree though, they need to go back to letting both guys choose their team at the same time, or maybe include an option for teams you don't want to be matched up against.

Illinois Smith fucked around with this message at 17:45 on Jul 4, 2016

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

General Dog posted:

I don't understand this move from either Durant or the Warrior's angle

RINGS

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

Someone get me some water. My mouth is dry from all these salty takes.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



General Dog posted:

I don't understand this move from either Durant or the Warrior's angle

imagine you are a shook rear end bitch and you want to put life on easy mode even though everyone will call you a shook rear end bitch

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Death By Yogurt posted:

Welp, no point in playing 2K online for the next few years

Play Now Online, now not featuring the Warriors

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
OKC is a low key cool spot I got drunk as poo poo up there in Bricktown one time and me and my friends came up with Tobacco: The Musical

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

Metapod posted:

gently caress off this is not true.

I had some women at a counter talk to me for a good half hour or so on where to eat, etc.

That's been my experience thus far.

(also Oklahoma BBQ and Tex Mex is the bestest).

Confounding Factor
Jul 4, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I guess KD must have hated playing with Westbrook or some other poo poo went down. There's no other explanation for the move, they were on the verge of beating GSW in the playoffs and with a few of the moves in FA got better IMO.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
https://twitter.com/BringBackSonics/status/749997571368579073

https://twitter.com/BringBackSonics/status/749997873723432961

https://twitter.com/BringBackSonics/status/749998884089237504

made the right choice!

misdirectomy
Feb 19, 2008

General Dog posted:

I don't understand this move from either Durant or the Warrior's angle

My guess is both the Warriors and Durant want to win an NBA title

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

NickRoweFillea posted:

OKC is a low key cool spot I got drunk as poo poo up there in Bricktown one time and me and my friends came up with Tobacco: The Musical

You should day one MHX with me so we can make KD jokes on discord

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

RIP Metapod

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
:siren: Lil B has lifted the curse :siren:

https://twitter.com/lilbthebasedgod/status/750006844953759745

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


e: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBQ2mjkvYY8

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