MLB GDT Week 14 - Terrorists are stealing our Troops' balls

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Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

jesus loving christ cubs :ughh:

# ? Jul 5, 2016 19:27

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 02:26

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

# ? Jul 5, 2016 19:28

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Cubs, being, Cubs

# ? Jul 5, 2016 19:28

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

*sigh* This is going to be another 30-pitch 1st inning for a Cubs starter, isn't it?

# ? Jul 5, 2016 19:28

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Lmao I hate John Lackey more than I hate Donald trump

# ? Jul 5, 2016 19:28

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Ross and Lackey look like they couldn't possibly give less of a poo poo today.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 19:29

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Poque posted:

Lmao I hate John Lackey more than I hate Donald trump

hmmmm, never seen them both in the same place.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 19:29

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Retail Slave posted:

Walking Hamilton is always a good idea.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 19:29

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Maybe someone should go out and, oh, maybe talk to Lackey? Settle him down a bit?

# ? Jul 5, 2016 19:30

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Retail Slave posted:

Maybe someone should go out and, oh, maybe talk to Lackey? Settle him down a bit?

This would only anger Lackey, he would then bean 4 guys in a row.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 19:31

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Contreras salvaging this inning.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 19:33

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

Lackey is bad and should feel bad.

Also :lol:

at Contreras of all people saving Lackey's rear end.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 19:33

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

Popete posted:

hmmmm, never seen them both in the same place.

One has fake teeth and one has fake hair

# ? Jul 5, 2016 19:33

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

What the loving gently caress, Cubs? Jesus loving Christ it's the loving goddamn Reds you assholes.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 19:34

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

Retail Slave posted:

Maybe someone should go out and, oh, maybe talk to Lackey? Settle him down a bit?

Contreras tried that once, the mound visit lasted all of three seconds as Lackey barked something at him and Contreras immediately turned around and walked back to the plate.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 19:34

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Bryant please save us.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 19:35

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Luv u Contreras

# ? Jul 5, 2016 19:35

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Sydin posted:

Contreras tried that once, the mound visit lasted all of three seconds as Lackey barked something at him and Contreras immediately turned around and walked back to the plate.

I doubt he would have done that to Bosio.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 19:37

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Bryant K's, we are boned.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 19:37

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Good inning, we got him to throw 11 pitches. He's probably getting close to the end of his day.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 19:41

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

Cubs just got 1-2-3'd by the Reds.

Welp, see you tomorrow everybody.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 19:41

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

The best strategy when your starter gave up 2 runs and threw 24 pitches is to swing at the first pitch and make the opposing pitcher's life easy. This is the formula for winning baseball.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 19:42

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

John Lackey loving sucks

# ? Jul 5, 2016 19:47

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

FAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

# ? Jul 5, 2016 19:47

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

gently caress you John Lackey you garbage idiot

# ? Jul 5, 2016 19:48

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Why does Hamilton always get on base vs the Cubs??? WHY ARE WE ALLOWING THIS TO HAPPEN?

# ? Jul 5, 2016 19:49

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Lackey can eat an entire semi truck full of diseased dicks.

Oh look, Hamilton on base again. Worked so well last time.

gently caress this...

# ? Jul 5, 2016 19:50

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

gently caress you John Lackey I hate you you stupid gently caress I hope you catch on fire

# ? Jul 5, 2016 19:50

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Poque posted:

gently caress you John Lackey I hate you you stupid gently caress I hope you catch on fire

Nice view. How's the bobblehead?

# ? Jul 5, 2016 19:52

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Why is nobody warming up???

# ? Jul 5, 2016 19:52

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Poque posted:

gently caress you John Lackey I hate you you stupid gently caress I hope you catch on fire

# ? Jul 5, 2016 19:53

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

So can we get rid of Lackey now? Presumably the front office was willing to overlook him being a raging toxic dickhead because he was good at pitching, but now that he's not good at pitching he's just a raging toxic dickhead.

I'm sure the Cardinals would take him back. An rear end in a top hat who can't pitch would fit in with their staff perfectly.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 19:57

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Poque posted:

Luv u Contreras

# ? Jul 5, 2016 19:57

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Addy was trying to hit one onto the rooftops.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 20:00

Dr. Fraiser Chain: May 18, 2004; Redlining my shit posting machine

Fire Lackey. Out of a Canon. Into the sun.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 20:00

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

Holy gently caress that was the worst strike call I've seen

# ? Jul 5, 2016 20:03

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Maddon didn't wanna stick around to watch Lackey.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 20:04

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Burn all umps.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 20:04

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Ok, the umpire feels the need to compensate for somthing.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 20:04

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 02:26

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

Can't exactly blame Maddon for wanting to bail on this game.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 20:04

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