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Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist


Joey "Jaws" Chestnut won back the coveted Mustard Belt, beating reigning champion Matt "Megatoad" Stonie by eating a mind-boggling 70 hot dogs and buns. Joey jumped out to an immediately lead and it was never even close. Oh and his entrance music was "Baba O'Riley" by the Who.

This was my first time attending in person and reminded me why I never go to Coney Island on the 4th of July, too many goddamn loving people everywhere.

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Not sure I understand how you can physically even fit 70 hot dogs in a stomach

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
Very carefully

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
Competitive eating is gross. Do they throw up later in the day? If not,What does a 70-dog poop look like?

Kerosene19
May 7, 2007


Toadvine posted:

What does a 70-dog poop look like?

This is important.

McNutty
Feb 25, 2007

Forum cheer squad sez: "Cheer the fuck up your avatar is depressing you left-wing commie ass-smoker. For fuck's sake. Jessus."

Zzulu posted:

Not sure I understand how you can physically even fit 70 hot dogs in a stomach

Two words: Hollow dogs.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I applaud this way of honoring the founding of our nation

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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According to google, a hot dog weighs 50 grams. Not sure if that is with or without a bun

Anyway, that'd make it 3.5 kilos or 7.71618 pounds in their bellies. I guess that's not impossible but I ate like 1 kilo of beef once and felt like I'd explode

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
coveted Mustard Belt

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
Even though I've never given much thought to going pro like these guys, I do like to set aside a little time every day just for eating.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Watching right now. I really want some hot dogs.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Somewhere a guy named hotdog won a chestnut eating competition

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
loving disgusting

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich
I feel bad for chestnut. Dude got engaged to his gf in 2014 and then she broke it off last year. His stomach may be full but his heart is lonely

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
How are hot dogs associated with America when they have deep German roots?

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
I also enter competitive eating contest to the sound track of a grown man playing a casio.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
dude must be coveted on the gay scene

rabble rabble
Mar 24, 2015



Nap Ghost
I think they vomit it back up always because if you tried to pass that it would kill you

its good to be a ny seagull on july 4th

rabble rabble
Mar 24, 2015



Nap Ghost

facebook jihad posted:

I feel bad for chestnut. Dude got engaged to his gf in 2014 and then she broke it off last year. His stomach may be full but his heart is lonely

this is all about that mental game, the one sport where heartbreak and distraction is going to be great for you in the standings. tiger woods "eat" your heart out am I right

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Funny watching him try not to puke during his victory interview

Death to America

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

even if he didn't break the sacred record of 69 hot dogs a week before, it would have been broken today regardless. may it rest in peace

Monday_ posted:

This was my first time attending in person and reminded me why I never go to Coney Island on the 4th of July, too many goddamn loving people everywhere.
i was there too, but i left an hour before it started. did you see this kid handing out flyers for the subway vigilante group Guardian Angels?

I Greyhound
Apr 22, 2008

MusicKrew Dawn Patrol

Zzulu posted:

Not sure I understand how you can physically even fit 70 hot dogs in a stomach

By literally destroying your stomach through practice.



Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

theyre evolving :staredog:

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
that's hosed. i wish I didn't know that.

rio
Mar 20, 2008

making GBS threads it out should be part of the competition

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
I really cant see how people say this country and even the human race as a whole is going downhill and is destined for a presumably drawn-out extinction of our species. Not when weve got internet websites and dudes downin dogs for fun and honor. However, one of my two only true fears in this life is looking back to the here-and-now and realizing that these in fact were the best days of our lives. Happy 4th of JOOly folks and stay safe out there, and try not to overdo it





I find myself guiltily sorting through all my conversations over the last decade, cold sweat condensing around my upper lip and brow, worried I might have at some point fronted. This is my only other true fear.

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Baxter posted:

coveted Mustard Belt

mods change my name to this please and thank you

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
well well, somebody has one hell of a resume for the Colombians.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Hell yeah pride of San Jose! Our beloved sharks may have felt short of their first Stanley Cup, but at least we are reigning Champs of hot dog eatting!!

grendelkhan74
Nov 26, 2015

I'M SORRY, JON....I WAS SO HUNGRY
Here's a study done a few years back.....
AJR Am J Roentgenol. 2007 Sep;189(3):681-6.
Competitive speed eating: truth and consequences.
Levine MS1, Spencer G, Alavi A, Metz DC.
Author information
Abstract
OBJECTIVE:

The purpose of our investigation was to assess the stomachs of a world-class speed-eating champion and of a control subject during a speed-eating test in our gastrointestinal fluoroscopy suite to determine how competitive speed eaters are able to eat so much so fast.
CONCLUSION:

Our observations suggest that successful speed eaters expand the stomach to form an enormous flaccid sac capable of accommodating huge amounts of food. We speculate that professional speed eaters eventually may develop morbid obesity, profound gastroparesis, intractable nausea and vomiting, and even the need for a gastrectomy. Despite its growing popularity, competitive speed eating is a potentially self-destructive form of behavior.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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grendelkhan74 posted:

an enormous flaccid sac capable of accommodating huge amounts of food

dont doxx me

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
the hot dog eating contest has been a loving joke since they stopped letting Takeru Kohayashi compete

pr0p
Dec 8, 2011
Sometimes I do the Kobayashi shake while pooping to get the lead out. He is hero.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
what happened to the asian guy

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Chinatown posted:

what happened to the asian guy



they said he had to sign an exclusve IFOCE contract to compete in the hot dog eating contest but he didn't wanna do that because he wanted to compete in non-IFOCE events too

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
70 wieners in his mouth huh? thats the OP's mom regular monday night.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Smash it Smash hit posted:

70 wieners in his mouth huh? thats the OP's mom regular monday night.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

OP's mom lookin good

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Yeah, but can that rear end in a top hat eat fifty eggs?

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Yeah, but can that rear end in a top hat eat fifty eggs?

i heard your rear end in a top hat can

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