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Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007







Oh God please no


quote:

A Japanese sex festival was over prematurely as herds of virtual porn fans caused overcrowding fears.
Streams of locals were looking to get their hands on the latest inventions from the adult entertainment industry in the first festival of its kind - the Adult VR Fest 01 in the Akihabara region of Tokyo.
But fans of virtual reality porn, which re-enacts sex and other acts using a blend of simulation headsets, male-friendly sex toys and other gadgets, were left disappointed as the event was shut down due to unprecedented popularity.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...evacuation.html

gently caress this future, this ain't what I signed up for.

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PinkSox
Dec 27, 2003
I BUY BIG RED TITLES FOR MY FRIENDS

It'll make for fun news stories for the early adopters who have their dicks torn off.

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Can I put on my VR thing and be surrounded by naked girls? And is there software where I can choose what the girls look like?

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

So it's a tiny hand that does nothing but make a jerk off motion, forever. Good to know we have a replacement if Trump ever keels over.

PromethiumX
Mar 5, 2003
I think you're looking at this all the wrong way. This is very much going to aid in the culling of the weakest parts of the human race. If you're attractive / smart enough to reproduce you will find a mate and do so. Otherwise you'll spend all your money on these devices and eventually keep chasing the next great orgasm and wind up killing yourself like the kung fu guy.

The only losers in this situation were already losers to begin with. So soak them of all their money then bury them in unmarked graves.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Very fashion forward to wear boat anchor pants while banging a sailor uniform

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
I'm a busy guy, so having a robot beat me off while I multitasked could shave hours off my day.

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
it has to be tiny, op, as it's intended for the japanese market

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Why even blur the haircut? They did this wrong.

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007





Is this NWS?

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grbSQ6O6kbs&t=75s

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

mcustic posted:



Is this NWS?

Not if both your hands are kept above the desk.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I just ordered one

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Are these for armless people - why on earth would you want this and not a blowjob robot

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

EugeneJ posted:

Are these for armless people - why on earth would you want this and not a blowjob robot

DARPA still has this tech classified

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

EugeneJ posted:

Are these for armless people - why on earth would you want this and not a blowjob robot

Yeah a warm wet hole seems way loving better than the worst hand job possible

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
where's the other hand to play w/ my b hole?

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe

City of Tampa posted:

where's the other hand to play w/ my b hole?

sorry bud, I'm booked solid till august

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

PinkSox posted:

It'll make for fun news stories for the early adopters who have their dicks torn off.

They're probably watching Harry Potter. :rolleyes:

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
it is totally work safe if the image only shows the head of the penis
the rule is just the tip

HappyKitty
Jul 11, 2005

ha like that tiny thing would even fit over my massive fat thighs

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
good match for children of men thread

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





EugeneJ posted:

Are these for armless people - why on earth would you want this and not a blowjob robot

it'll rip your dick off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1AjfO4rArk

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

mcustic posted:

A Japanese sex festival was over prematurely as herds of virtual porn fans caused overcrowding fears.

Too many people came.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Poetic Justice posted:

Too many people came.

:vince:

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
this is just like the Matrix

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

VikingSkull posted:

this is just like the Matrix

In that a lot of red pills are going to be manipulated by the machines

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
"Nig nog tryna get a cyber hand beezy" -- some kid 2027

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Nooner posted:

"Nig nog tryna get a cyber hand beezy" -- some kid 2027

ftfy

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
If you want a picture of the future, imagine a robot hand jacking off a human dick - forever.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Raku posted:

In that a lot of red pills are going to be manipulated by the machines

also big tanks of goo

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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seems like having to clean out your torso-bot after jizzing in it would be a real mood killer

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I want a sex bot that sexually pleasures me at increasing levels dependant on my current k:d ratio in games


ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Nathilus posted:

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a robot hand jacking off a human dick - forever.

That sounds cool. :dukedoge:

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Poetic Justice posted:

Too many people came.

awwwwwhuhuhuh hehhh

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


isnt there already a blowjob robot? whats the point of a handjob robot. seems unnecessary

edit: i read threads

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Fojar38 posted:

seems like having to clean out your torso-bot after jizzing in it would be a real mood killer

Maybe if they hadn't shut the festival down someone would've debuted their sex robot cleaning robot now we'll never know

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
what is wrong with that country

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Vargs
Mar 27, 2010

tiny robot hand jerk-offs will be mandatory starting in november, sorry

get your microdicks ready

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