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Oh God please no quote:A Japanese sex festival was over prematurely as herds of virtual porn fans caused overcrowding fears. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...evacuation.html gently caress this future, this ain't what I signed up for.
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 20:54 |
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 09:14 |
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It'll make for fun news stories for the early adopters who have their dicks torn off.
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 20:56 |
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Can I put on my VR thing and be surrounded by naked girls? And is there software where I can choose what the girls look like?
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 20:57 |
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 20:57 |
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So it's a tiny hand that does nothing but make a jerk off motion, forever. Good to know we have a replacement if Trump ever keels over.
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 20:58 |
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I think you're looking at this all the wrong way. This is very much going to aid in the culling of the weakest parts of the human race. If you're attractive / smart enough to reproduce you will find a mate and do so. Otherwise you'll spend all your money on these devices and eventually keep chasing the next great orgasm and wind up killing yourself like the kung fu guy. The only losers in this situation were already losers to begin with. So soak them of all their money then bury them in unmarked graves.
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 20:58 |
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Very fashion forward to wear boat anchor pants while banging a sailor uniform
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 21:05 |
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I'm a busy guy, so having a robot beat me off while I multitasked could shave hours off my day.
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 21:09 |
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it has to be tiny, op, as it's intended for the japanese market
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 21:10 |
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Why even blur the haircut? They did this wrong.
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 21:10 |
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Is this NWS?
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 21:17 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grbSQ6O6kbs&t=75s
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 21:27 |
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mcustic posted:
Not if both your hands are kept above the desk.
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 21:28 |
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I just ordered one
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 21:30 |
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Are these for armless people - why on earth would you want this and not a blowjob robot
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 21:33 |
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EugeneJ posted:Are these for armless people - why on earth would you want this and not a blowjob robot DARPA still has this tech classified
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 21:37 |
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EugeneJ posted:Are these for armless people - why on earth would you want this and not a blowjob robot Yeah a warm wet hole seems way loving better than the worst hand job possible
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 21:38 |
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where's the other hand to play w/ my b hole?
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 21:40 |
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City of Tampa posted:where's the other hand to play w/ my b hole? sorry bud, I'm booked solid till august
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 21:43 |
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PinkSox posted:It'll make for fun news stories for the early adopters who have their dicks torn off. They're probably watching Harry Potter.
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 21:48 |
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mcustic posted:http://i.imgur.com/vsRcoOE.gif the rule is just the tip
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 21:49 |
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ha like that tiny thing would even fit over my massive fat thighs
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 21:56 |
good match for children of men thread
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 21:58 |
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EugeneJ posted:Are these for armless people - why on earth would you want this and not a blowjob robot it'll rip your dick off https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1AjfO4rArk
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 22:18 |
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mcustic posted:A Japanese sex festival was over prematurely as herds of virtual porn fans caused overcrowding fears. Too many people came.
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 22:32 |
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Poetic Justice posted:Too many people came.
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# ? Jul 5, 2016 02:52 |
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this is just like the Matrix
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# ? Jul 5, 2016 02:55 |
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VikingSkull posted:this is just like the Matrix In that a lot of red pills are going to be manipulated by the machines
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# ? Jul 5, 2016 02:58 |
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"Nig nog tryna get a cyber hand beezy" -- some kid 2027
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# ? Jul 5, 2016 02:59 |
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Nooner posted:"Nig nog tryna get a cyber hand beezy" -- some kid 2027 ftfy
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# ? Jul 5, 2016 03:06 |
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If you want a picture of the future, imagine a robot hand jacking off a human dick - forever.
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# ? Jul 5, 2016 03:07 |
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Raku posted:In that a lot of red pills are going to be manipulated by the machines also big tanks of goo
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# ? Jul 5, 2016 03:09 |
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seems like having to clean out your torso-bot after jizzing in it would be a real mood killer
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# ? Jul 5, 2016 03:11 |
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I want a sex bot that sexually pleasures me at increasing levels dependant on my current k:d ratio in games
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# ? Jul 5, 2016 04:07 |
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Nathilus posted:If you want a picture of the future, imagine a robot hand jacking off a human dick - forever. That sounds cool.
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# ? Jul 5, 2016 04:09 |
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Poetic Justice posted:Too many people came. awwwwwhuhuhuh hehhh
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# ? Jul 5, 2016 04:37 |
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isnt there already a blowjob robot? whats the point of a handjob robot. seems unnecessary edit: i read threads
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# ? Jul 5, 2016 04:40 |
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Fojar38 posted:seems like having to clean out your torso-bot after jizzing in it would be a real mood killer Maybe if they hadn't shut the festival down someone would've debuted their sex robot cleaning robot now we'll never know
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# ? Jul 5, 2016 04:52 |
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what is wrong with that country
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# ? Jul 5, 2016 04:57 |
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 09:14 |
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tiny robot hand jerk-offs will be mandatory starting in november, sorry get your microdicks ready
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