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Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








Ill be honest i was all who cares titus but with that outfit ok you have my attention :patriot:

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Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Uncle Sam Titus gets murdered like Apollo in Rocky IV.

Lazer
Jun 26, 2011

V A P O R W A V E

Codependent Poster posted:

Why this match again

Because Titus is going to win this time.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Rhonne posted:

I feel like dressing like Apollo Creed is a bad idea when going up against an evil Russian.

uh, he was dressed like george washington

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Titus: Mega-Uncle Sam of the Year.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Rhonne posted:

I feel like dressing like Apollo Creed is a bad idea when going up against an evil Russian.

if he dies, he dies

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

MotU posted:

tim hortons is in the USA now too

get your global imperialist comglomerates out of here it's america day

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

MotU posted:

tim hortons is in the USA now too

i've seen some in manhattan, don't know if they're still there

Calax
Oct 5, 2011

Needs More Ditka posted:

not a chance. kurt's still trying to die in the ring and Vince won't let him do it (he learned it's a bad idea the first time it happened)

A) he let's Austin get in occasionally...

B) Setting up something with the League guys vs Jack Swagger and "Mystery Tag Partner", then as the match is about to get started Angle comes out and clobbers some poor sod.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

If we get to chant you suck at an olympic athelete on the 4th of july after destroying copious amounts of food, it will be the best loving raw in a while.

also this song sucks and america the beautiful would be a way better loving song for us.

America the Beautiful is so much better it's hilarious that you STUPID IDIOTS went with SSB

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Vertical Lime posted:

i've seen some in manhattan, don't know if they're still there

theyre in a lot of places


and since they are in america, they are ours now. that is how america works.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
Kids in America should be the national anthem

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Soothing Vapors posted:

America the Beautiful is so much better it's hilarious that you STUPID IDIOTS went with SSB

SSB is literally a war song and nothing else and it does not remotely glorify this country anywhere near as much as america the beautiful and this fuckin country, man.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Soothing Vapors posted:

America the Beautiful is so much better it's hilarious that you STUPID IDIOTS went with SSB

We should have went with O Canada. Just to stick it to those losers in the north.

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

Calax posted:

A) he let's Austin get in occasionally...

B) Setting up something with the League guys vs Jack Swagger and "Mystery Tag Partner", then as the match is about to get started Angle comes out and clobbers some poor sod.

the main event is a 16-man USA vs World tag match right? that'll be easy enough

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Fartin poos fartin poos poopin peepee with some poos

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Needs More Ditka posted:

get your global imperialist comglomerates out of here it's america day

Pretty sure it's actually owned by the Wendys people now or something

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Titus is literally Apollo creed

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Titus wearing giant boxer shorts.

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
i want kurt angle to be the bob backlund to american alpha

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!
This is actually for the title? Oh god Titus is going to win isnt he?

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

oh god they're not going to let titus win are they

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
What did I miss?

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
america is garbage

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Titus looks like Django dressed him.


Writer Cath posted:

What did I miss?


Writer Cath posted:

What did I miss?


Writer Cath posted:

What did I miss?

You missed your boyfriend.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
To be fair, maybe Rusev wouldn't have called Titus a loser in front of his sons if Titus hadn't lost in front of his sons?

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Needs More Ditka posted:

i want kurt angle to be the bob backlund to american alpha

That would be cool.

Calax
Oct 5, 2011

Also Darren Young was spotted in food fight segment.

Instead of in Bob Bucklands nether zone of magical training.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Brock Lesnar posted:

america is garbage

america owns

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

GrimGypsy posted:

oh god they're not going to let titus win are they
He's dressed as Apollo facing a Slavic Foreigner, of course he shouldn't win

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

MotU posted:

america owns

especial;ly the best state in the union, new jersey

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Brock Lesnar posted:

america is garbage

*nods solemnly*

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

Brock Lesnar posted:

america is garbage

Let's Go America

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

MotU posted:

especial;ly the best state in the union, florida

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Vertical Lime posted:

i've seen some in manhattan, don't know if they're still there

Their US corporate HQ is in Columbus and, appropriate to this thread, there's one attached to Nationwide Arena, site of this...whatever this is.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

They can save the Darren young segment if they make bob Backlund a Tyler durden alter ego. Also the Puerto Ricans are figments of his imagination

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

The Landstander posted:

Let's Go America

ohio state sucks

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

Titus looks like Django dressed him.




You missed your boyfriend.

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

SSB is literally a war song and nothing else and it does not remotely glorify this country anywhere near as much as america the beautiful and this fuckin country, man.

actually it's an english drinking song from the 1700s

here a link https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/To_Anacreon_in_Heaven

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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
titus has a finisher???

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