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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Look out, he's got a gun!

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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
This Raw is gonna be 100% fever dream.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

if these were legit patriots we'd basically be canada south

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
Axe-man is giving Neil Peart a run for his money.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Oh thank god

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
"The chains are off" means slavery is abolished.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



bo dallas makes me happy

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Heath's in a costume, so I guess this is now a good Raw.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

SamuraiFoochs posted:

This Raw is gonna be 100% fever dream.

I had one of those once and I think I yelled at you over aim to tell wrestlehut I told them all to gently caress themselves and goodbye

crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners
Minutemen wouldnt have worn powdered wigs

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
people hating stupid social outcast antics can gently caress off out of america

Keg
Sep 22, 2014


DON'T TRENT AT ME

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.

HOWUDOIN

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



So is there going to be any segment tonight which isn't AMERICAAAAAA gently caress YEEEAH

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

The Croc posted:

So is there going to be any segment tonight which isn't AMERICAAAAAA gently caress YEEEAH

lol no

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

These are the Presidents of the United States in orderHOWUDOIN

The Croc posted:

So is there going to be any segment tonight which isn't AMERICAAAAAA gently caress YEEEAH

I'm just sad I'm probably going to miss The New Day American Tribute to America.

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!
This is pretty bad

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Goddamn.

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
This is perfect

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

The Croc posted:

So is there going to be any segment tonight which isn't AMERICAAAAAA gently caress YEEEAH

if there is its a bad segment

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

hope bob backlund is here to witness this

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
Bob Backlund working with Enzo too

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Blaise330 posted:

"The chains are off" means slavery is abolished.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
lol he's getting none of these state capitals right.

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








A History Lesson: Howudoin

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Enzowns.

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

Enzo showed off his ability to rattle off all the presidents' names on Instagram recently and I'm so glad he managed to fit it into a promo

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Bravo

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

SamuraiFoochs posted:

This Raw is gonna be 100% fever dream.
Every holiday Raw should be like this

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

lol he's getting none of these state capitals right.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Are these people wrestlers from the 1800's or something?

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

lol @ the camera cut to the completely unimpressed looking, mildly grumpy crowd members after he mentioned Obama

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Glad there wasn't time for boos for Obama from the crowd.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Bob Backlund is so proud of Enzo :allears:

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
.... so uh.. that was real impressive...

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
i could do that in first grade, enzo is a credit to the NJ public school system

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

Are these people wrestlers from the 1800's or something?

They represent the values of a bygone era

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
did he skip nixon

McNutty
Feb 25, 2007

Forum cheer squad sez: "Cheer the fuck up your avatar is depressing you left-wing commie ass-smoker. For fuck's sake. Jessus."

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

lol he's getting none of these state capitals right.

hahaha

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

GrimGypsy posted:

lol @ the camera cut to the completely unimpressed looking, mildly grumpy crowd members after he mentioned Obama

Kinda hosed up they'd cut backstage to AJ Styles like that.

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