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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I mean really. Have you never been inside a vagina?

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

VendaGoat posted:

I mean really. Have you never been inside a vagina?

Technically everyone ever born has been inside a vagina :eng101:

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I was a cesarean:(

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Nooner posted:

Technically everyone ever born has been inside a vagina :eng101:

and wasn't your time inside it just bliss?

whiter than a Wilco show
Mar 30, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I want to see the wachowskis final form.

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
hey man dont kill yourself. even if you never get married and never make a single friend you can still live a life worth living. try to stop defining yourself by what others think of you

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

hmm I think this guys giving me a bad name :confused:

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
Why don't homeless people just move into the woods and live an agrarian lifestyle?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Jeff Sichoe posted:

Why don't homeless people just move into the woods and live an agrarian lifestyle?

Because it's still easier to live, begging.

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Feb 11, 2007

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Jeff Sichoe posted:

Why don't homeless people just move into the woods and live an agrarian lifestyle?

bears

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009


homosexuals?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Jeff Sichoe posted:

Why don't homeless people just move into the woods and live an agrarian lifestyle?

Because modern agriculture has cleared so much land that the native meth tree is now extinct in the wild.

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
hmm I didn't consider predators...

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
honestly life has no meaning so the only reason not to kill yourself is because society has made it a stigma so you'll be branded a pussy when you die. just remember that your friends aren't your friends and there's no such thing as love

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


ive had sex before. it could happen again!!

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
They are making fallout 5 that's a good reason to keep on keeping on

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

Gaunab posted:

honestly life has no meaning so the only reason not to kill yourself is because society has made it a stigma so you'll be branded a pussy when you die. just remember that your friends aren't your friends and there's no such thing as love

I honestly think most spree killers are just lonely suicidal people, who in other societies would just off themselves, but we live in America and its more manly to go out in a blaze of glory.

The Unholy Ghost
Feb 19, 2011

hemophilia posted:

opiates feel really good, and if you're smart you can enter into a sort of cycle that doesn't completely ruin your tolerance to opioids so you quit for a while, let yourself get a lil sick then get high again and you never feel like you need to die again.

I've been getting more and more interested in destroying my mind and essentially self-lobotomizing myself through drugs. Please tell me more.

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

the unholy ghost you aren't jon pop but you are entering the J. Pop Death Spiral of Self-Pity and Attention Whoring you need to pull up immediately

What are you talking about? I respect women a great deal— they are smart enough to recognize my kind on sight.

The Unholy Ghost fucked around with this message at 03:35 on Jul 5, 2016

BLARGHLE
Oct 2, 2013

But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.
Yams Fan

Monday_ posted:

Someone's gonna look through your stuff and find your fleshlight.

For real, after one of my friends killed himself, his mom asked me and another friend to go through his computer to clean up all of the porn. Lots of naked pics of his various hot exes, but also way too many pics of a (now) dead guy's dick.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Think about it! You have so much to live for! Like, uh.... ... ...GBS? Nah you know what nm do it.

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

BLARGHLE posted:

For real, after one of my friends killed himself, his mom asked me and another friend to go through his computer to clean up all of the porn. Lots of naked pics of his various hot exes, but also way too many pics of a (now) dead guy's dick.

This is Cyberpunk as gently caress.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


The Unholy Ghost posted:

I've been getting more and more interested in destroying my mind and essentially self-lobotomizing myself through drugs. Please tell me more.


What are you talking about? I respect women a great deal— they are smart enough to recognize my kind on sight.

MDMA abuse can do exactly what you want, as well as DXM aka robitussin, if you're the kind of pussy who is afraid to buy actually illegal things.

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
yeah chug some robo and do the robo dance

slowly shuffling around the room randomly jerking your limbs

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
while drooling

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Jeff Sichoe posted:

yeah chug some robo and do the robo dance

slowly shuffling around the room randomly jerking your limbs

The Unholy Ghost
Feb 19, 2011

hemophilia posted:

MDMA abuse can do exactly what you want, as well as DXM aka robitussin, if you're the kind of pussy who is afraid to buy actually illegal things.

Doesn't ecstacy/MDMA end up killing your ability to feel pleasure without the drug, or is that a DARE myth?

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


The Unholy Ghost posted:

I've been getting more and more interested in destroying my mind and essentially self-lobotomizing myself through drugs. Please tell me more.

i was actually readin about this the other day and though its expensive you could develop a ketamine addiction and feel fuckin great all the time while destroying your brain

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
Or go the old school route and get yourself one of those yeast infections in yer belly so when ya eat carbs it ferments inside you making you permanently drunk as gently caress.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Reasons to not kill myself:

1) I'm not required to see Suicide Squad
2) I'm getting fat but not fast enough that I have to worry about it too much
3) I have a long weekend coming up. That'll be plenty of time to drink and distract myself.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
the idea of botching a suicide attempt and ending up an invalid or suffering brain damage is one of the few things i'm afraid of. gotta be very careful and thorough when i inevitably kill myself.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Serious Frolicking posted:

the idea of botching a suicide attempt and ending up an invalid or suffering brain damage is one of the few things i'm afraid of. gotta be very careful and thorough when i inevitably kill myself.

You should make sure to get pozed before you attempt so no matter what you'll succeed eventually, this is called planing the long game :boobeer:

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

The Unholy Ghost posted:

You don't wanna make your parents feel bad for a day or two, do you???

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

If I wasn't around there'd be no one to take care of my cat.

I'm at a loss to come up with a better reason.

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.

The Unholy Ghost posted:

Doesn't ecstacy/MDMA end up killing your ability to feel pleasure without the drug, or is that a DARE myth?

withdrawal from most drugs causes you to feel the opposite of the drug's effects, more or less.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Infotainment! posted:

I want to see the wachowskis final form.

No you don't

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

OP who are you and why is your name like mine.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Sour candy
Kisses from a pet
Coming in your sheets and letting mom worry about clean up

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month
it the weather's good, take a walk outside.

if you like that, join hiking fb groups. nature can do wonders to your mood, and makes something to look forward to on your weekends.



hth

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

a hole-y ghost posted:

OP who are you and why is your name like mine.

He is your shadow self. You must battle him in this place if you wish to achieve your hero's destiny.

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Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


The Unholy Ghost posted:

Doesn't ecstacy/MDMA end up killing your ability to feel pleasure without the drug, or is that a DARE myth?

It's a dare myth, but MDMA abuse has other problems associated with it that are almost as lovely.

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