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Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Dear entire thread: Cut your drat fingernails. What is this? A dirty hobo contest?

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Foreskin Problems
Nov 4, 2012

It's doing fine, actually.

symbolic posted:

you could drink a lot, as per GBS tradition

I've been sober from a variety of things for almost four years now. I recommend it!

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Isaac posted:



Herea my hand ita got tobbacco stains and some machine grease on it

what is going on with that ring finger :eyepop:

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

what is going on with that ring finger :eyepop:

Pretty normal for the joint to be wide compared to the rest of the ring finger

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Isaac posted:



Herea my hand ita got tobbacco stains and some machine grease on it

That's a hand that has seen a great many things. And one day, possibly soon, that hand will kill a man.

Hector Beerlioz posted:

You knew I liked cheap wine already, gently caress you I am calling bullshit you mongoloid

Calm down Hector.


Can you spin a basketball on your finger?

Goodtime Pancreas
May 31, 2007
:nms:
https://imgur.com/JN712SJ
I've recently had reconstructive hand surgery on my left side, but what does it mean?

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Goodtime Pancreas posted:

:nms:
https://imgur.com/JN712SJ
I've recently had reconstructive hand surgery on my left side, but what does it mean?

It means you will soon come upon a large supply of jolly ranchers. :anime:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Wtf didja do to ur hand ya dingus?? LOL

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
my left hand was maybe too occupied for an accurate read

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Iron Prince posted:

my left hand was maybe too occupied for an accurate read



You're a hard working, passionate individual, the kind of person I'd want on my team if I had to build a large sand castle in under three hours.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

OctoberBlues posted:

That's a hand that has seen a great many things. And one day, possibly soon, that hand will kill a man.



My naturopath says the same thing

A SWEATY FATBEARD
Oct 6, 2012

:buddy: GAY 4 ORGANS :buddy:


My right index finger is all brown from tobacco. Held the camera with my right hand obviously. The hand depicted is my left hand, which makes it not my right hand. Which was used to hold the camera.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:



My right index finger is all brown from tobacco. Held the camera with my right hand obviously. The hand depicted is my left hand, which makes it not my right hand. Which was used to hold the camera.

That's what's known in my neck of the woods as a "pilgrim hand"

Congratulations and of course, my sincerest apologies.

edit: please ignore the urbandictionary definition of pilgrim hand, that is shockingly inaccurate.

Nolan Arenado fucked around with this message at 06:31 on Jul 5, 2016

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Goodtime Pancreas posted:

:nms:
https://imgur.com/JN712SJ
I've recently had reconstructive hand surgery on my left side, but what does it mean?
That's now how you hang up a picture you dummy


Ok OP read my fortune

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009


Blisters from excessive, forceful, masturbation. Possible former renaissance fair employee. Please seek help soon, we all care about you.

A SWEATY FATBEARD
Oct 6, 2012

:buddy: GAY 4 ORGANS :buddy:

OctoberBlues posted:

edit: please ignore the urbandictionary definition of pilgrim hand, that is shockingly inaccurate.

lol I have no idea what you're tlaking about anyway

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

a hole-y ghost posted:

That's now how you hang up a picture you dummy


Ok OP read my fortune

You appear to have small insects inside of your skin, burrowing deep within. Keep them clean and healthy and you will be rewarded handsomely in six months when their children hatch.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

OctoberBlues posted:

You appear to have small insects inside of your skin, burrowing deep within. Keep them clean and healthy and you will be rewarded handsomely in six months when their children hatch.
thanks I.... *sniff*.... I always knew I could be a father :qq:

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


OctoberBlues posted:

Blisters from excessive, forceful, masturbation. Possible former renaissance fair employee. Please seek help soon, we all care about you.

Wow some psychic you are. My FINGERS would be blistered from my EXTREME CLIT FONDLING if you were not a HUGE PHONY

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

You have no life or fate/luck line.

:tinfoil:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

jeff smisek posted:

Wow some psychic you are. My FINGERS would be blistered from my EXTREME CLIT FONDLING if you were not a HUGE PHONY
Don't do that, he'll put a gypsy curse on you

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


VendaGoat posted:

You have no life or fate/luck line.

:tinfoil:

Its no secret that im dead inside.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

jeff smisek posted:

Its no secret that im dead inside.

Phew, between that and photoshop I'm relieved.

Killed a Girl in 96
Jun 15, 2001

DON'T STOP CAN'T STOP
Huh, didn't expect to see a fellow Palmistry practitioner on these forums! Heya buddy!
I've been studying the science (pseudoscience?) of hands for a few years, and I've always been consistently surprised by how much you can tell about a person just from a careful examination of their extremities. Not just things like smoking or preference for work habits, but also lifestyles, attention to detail, and (yes) even sexual orientation.
If the OP doesn't mind me posting a few of my own writeups, I can add to some of these comments.



gay

Iron Prince posted:

my left hand was maybe too occupied for an accurate read



gay

A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:



My right index finger is all brown from tobacco. Held the camera with my right hand obviously. The hand depicted is my left hand, which makes it not my right hand. Which was used to hold the camera.

homo


gay

a hole-y ghost posted:

That's now how you hang up a picture you dummy


Ok OP read my fortune

good at soccer

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


What if I actually took a picture of my right hand but flipped it in photoshop? Would you be able to tell the difference?

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
A lot of goons have disgusting hands

I'm shocked

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
We haven't seen any blob like baby hands yet, I know there are some chunk lords in gbs show yourselves!

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Teikanmi posted:

A lot of goons have disgusting hands

I'm shocked

you should see my hand

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

What if I actually took a picture of my right hand but flipped it in photoshop? Would you be able to tell the difference?

Oh, I have a pretty keen eye. :grin:

Panzeh
Nov 27, 2006

"..The high ground"

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009


You like your coffee black, your pizza with extra cheese, and your dogs to be extra fluffy.

Also possible that you still listen to Hootie and the Blowfish on occasion.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Nature is unbelievably callous and brutal.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

You are always cold, no matter how much you dress up.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009


You will someday own as many as 17 cats, and possibly a ferret. Your soul may be inhabited by a small malicious fairy.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

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