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I hate yankees
Apr 29, 2008
had the same pair for over 10 years and they're still going strong - stained naturally by fish blood and guts, as well as my own vomit from when i get way too drunk

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Goodtime Pancreas
May 31, 2007

numberoneposter posted:

is there such a thing as ship shoes?

Yeah they are called boots.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

I hate yankees posted:

stained naturally by fish blood and guts
same :(

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
I'm starting to like the idea of these boat shoes. Do they make any that come in steel toe? Ironclads or something?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Ever wonder why the words "boat", "best", and "ballin'" all begin with the letter "b"? :grin:

buddhanc
Feb 16, 2010

PromethiumX posted:

you probably wear a sport jacket and ray bans with them too.

ugh. you fuckers are all the same.

I wear ray bans with my boat shoes. No jacket though. I also have salmon khaki shorts and green ones too. They are v comfortable and go with collared shirts and stuff.

Comfortable ways to look nice!

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

buddhanc posted:

I wear ray bans with my boat shoes. No jacket though. I also have salmon khaki shorts and green ones too. They are v comfortable and go with collared shirts and stuff.

Comfortable ways to look nice!

Dude gets it.

My pref is corduroy shorts with a short sleeved button down preferably of Hawaiian theme. Wayfarer or aviators are both acceptable depending on look (as long as they are raybans obvs)

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Wafes are in fact good wear them in health :cool:

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona


just me and my vans boat shoes

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

PromethiumX posted:

you probably wear a sport jacket and ray bans with them too.

ugh. you fuckers are all the same.

i dont wear them for style i wear them to not slip on the boat they are very good for that except the ice chest that i got mr poop for fathers day has a non skid top on it so you can fish from there and not slip but i cant wear big ugly ice chests for shoes or perhaps i could but they call them crocs

tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
Sperry are not the best. They're all made in some overseas hellhole now.

PS I wear my boat shoes with my Nantucket reds fyi

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
Sperry's yesterday, vans today (no meetings). Feels good.

Who Is Paul Blart fucked around with this message at 14:17 on Jul 6, 2016

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

tenspott posted:

Sperry are not the best. They're all made in some overseas hellhole now.


that is why i have new balances made in the USA to balance out the cruelty

Macnult
Jul 7, 2013

Winds blowing
Boat shoes on :cheers:

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i am not wearing boats today feels BAD man :ohdear:

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Anyone interested boat shoes are on sale at Men's Warehouse right now

Sex Falcon
Jun 4, 2013

:parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
i like to wear boat shoes while i listen to Real Estate in a viennese airbnb, cryng alone

Macnult
Jul 7, 2013

the great deceiver posted:



just me and my vans boat shoes

I'm the a fan

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

my dad bought some sperrys and got them wet, and the dye ran out of them, his feet were dyed brown for a week.

i think the time has passed when they actually made them for being on boats, they're more for extra casual white activities such as going to brunch and working in an office

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Check out these boat shoes

Macnult
Jul 7, 2013

cuff those jeans for me bb

Pastry Mistakes
Apr 6, 2009

Sperry moc boots are better

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

notZaar posted:

Check out these boat shoes

i'll allow it even though youre obviously pulling my chain those would never work on a boat

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Macasaurus posted:

my dad bought some sperrys and got them wet, and the dye ran out of them, his feet were dyed brown for a week.

the dye on the designs dont run but mine are/were white canvas so I didnt have anything else to run

they get super smelley after getting wet a lot tho thats why they stay on the boat emitting lil green stink lines and ghostly fish heads until the next trip

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Goodtime Pancreas posted:

Yeah they are called boots.

boot shoes

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
if mine get wet i try to dry them in the sun as fast as possible that usually keeps the funk away. ive had a pair for like 6 years that dont smell despite me ridin sockless on the reggies

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
yeah ive set them out in the texas summer sun to kill the worst and to make the canvas feel nice and crispey but ive worn them in fish guts and to pull one out of a hydrogen sulfide pool when the mud yanked it off so at this point they are what they are which is too gross for my washing machine

when they bust Ill just look for swim shoes w better non skid these arent up for the filthy

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I just put on my boat shoes (Allen Edmonds ofc), walked around, didn't scuff the deck, and took them back off. I felt like Thurston Howell for a minute there.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

thathonkey posted:

i'll allow it even though youre obviously pulling my chain those would never work on a boat

They're not sneakers, they're not sandals. By process of elimination you must agree that are boat shoes.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

notZaar posted:

Check out these boat shoes

dang what size are those

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Extremely average size, just like my penis

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
its all about perception and those look huge so good for you!

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

suck my drat balls op

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i wear 11.5 one of the worst loving sizes it is pretty hard to find

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
got a big rear end dick doe :getin:

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
I swear half the time shoe sizes are made up. Some shoes I wear 10.5, other shoes i can't even fill out a 9.5

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

thathonkey posted:

got a big rear end dick doe :getin:

that you also have trouble finding a place to put?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

thathonkey posted:

i wear 11.5 one of the worst loving sizes it is pretty hard to find


thathonkey posted:

got a big rear end dick doe :getin:

same


thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
just put on my spers (pronounced like the first syllable of sparrow)

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Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
boat shoes are cool+good

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