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Start a Fire Fires are great, bonfires are even better, but there's no need to limit yourself.  I dunno why the fire is in helvetica font but i bet it looks as cool in person. Mix it with a food or drink Put it on a leftover burger from 4th of july, or even go with a classic whiskey and coke. For the *****ern gentleman, you can mix it with sweet tea (bonus points if your hair is white and so is your beard). For the whiskey connoisseur, such as my dad's dad, i suggest mixing whiskey with more whiskey, even if it's a different brand of whiskey. Two good things have the potential to become one awesome thing. Feel free to share your whiskey chef ventures. Create musical instruments with the empty bottles Whether we like it or not, jugband music has been dead for a while. What isn't dead though are sick drum beats. Message to the percussionists: you want to grab as many whiskey bottles as you can. Variety works best, and don't be afraid to mix up glass and plastic. Make a fuckin' bong If you wanna test the waters you can try your luck with a plastic bottle, but if you really love whiskey you'll go all in with a glass bottle bong. All you need to do is drill with something that can respect the strong moral fiber of a whiskey bottle's glass to put the bong part in and suddenly all the other work is done for you. Here's an example of a fully functional whiskey bottle bong 
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I find drinking it has always been enough for me.
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Jul 5, 2016 22:58
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drink only the good kind, from America
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Jul 5, 2016 22:58
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You can buttchug it and it will work faster.
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Jul 5, 2016 23:00
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I've found the best mixer for whisky is fighting
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Jul 5, 2016 23:01
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thanks op gonna go get some whisky and drink it at work
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Jul 5, 2016 23:03
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throw it away
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Jul 5, 2016 23:04
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I've found the best mixer for whisky is fighting this is a good one
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Jul 5, 2016 23:06
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Put it on some bacon with some maple syrup.
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Jul 5, 2016 23:08
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put it in my butt
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Jul 5, 2016 23:11
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Put it on some bacon with some maple syrup. Those would go terrific with some whiskey waffles.
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You can apparently rub it on the gums of a teething baby to help make it less painful for them/quiet them down. That was often the preferred solution when my grandfather was a pediatrician in Alaska back in the 1950-60's, because due to snow/roads/being Alaska there often weren't better solutions available to people with babies in the more outlying areas (while everyone had whisky on hand). Then he moved back down to a city in the continental U.S. and his new work colleagues had to have a chat with him about how recommending parents give their new babies hard liquor was, at best, extremely déclassé. e: It also "works" for surgery in a pinch, assuming you've just been badly wounded in a battle prior to the 19th century or so. LGD fucked around with this message at 23:15 on Jul 5, 2016 |
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Macnult posted:For the *****ern gentleman, you can mix it with sweet tea (bonus points if your hair is white and so is your beard). In my (Mexican) family I did this for Father's Day and the night ended with my 160 lb brother beating the poo poo out of my 250 lb dad and drawing a pepito on his belly. Sweet tea and whiskey is the loving devil and I can't wait to do it again.
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Jul 5, 2016 23:16
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crown royal, water, a bit of coke and a lime is perfection
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Jul 5, 2016 23:17
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Whiskey is not only a good painkiller for babies but it also goes great with honey, which has a lot of stuff for your immune system. Lotta good stuff. Obviously honey whiskey is already a thing, but if you get regular whiskey and add your own honey then a) you have the opportunity to add your favorite brand of honey into your favorite brand of whiskey and b) regular whiskey typically has a higher alcohol content than honey whiskey.
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Jul 5, 2016 23:18
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Hot Karl Marx posted:crown royal, water, a bit of coke and a lime is perfection no actually its not
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Jul 5, 2016 23:18
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Tuxedo Gin posted:no actually its not thats just like your opinion man
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Jul 5, 2016 23:19
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Hot Karl Marx posted:crown royal, water, a bit of coke and a lime is perfection does the water do anything fun with the lime or is it just a buffer between the crown royal and coke?
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Jul 5, 2016 23:25
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Neat
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Jul 5, 2016 23:26
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Wank posted:Neat I appreciate this post from forums user Wank
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Jul 5, 2016 23:29
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWvNAEegPBg i've made this bourbon chicken recipe several times and it's legit. You don't need to use thigh meat either just use whatever chicken you want
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Jul 5, 2016 23:29
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a really strong peat flavored whiskey goes great with bratwurst, sauerkraut, and potatoes
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did you know that there's people on the internet who CARE an incredible amount about how you should drink whisky?
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Jul 5, 2016 23:44
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I can't drink alcohol because of my AIDS 
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Jul 5, 2016 23:48
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Macnult posted:does the water do anything fun with the lime or is it just a buffer between the crown royal and coke? im a pussy and hate straight liquors so i need a buffer, the coke isnt really needed but I like it
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Macnult posted:Whiskey is not only a good painkiller for babies but it also goes great with honey, which has a lot of stuff for your immune system. Lotta good stuff. Do not feed honey to infants.
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gleebster posted:Do not feed honey to infants. that's true, but I think if you diluted it enough with whiskey it would be safe to give to babies
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Jul 6, 2016 00:12
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get some scotch and just put it in a fuckin glass
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Jul 6, 2016 00:12
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if you're a bitch and you need water in your liquor you get it *on the rocks* so the ice can melt a bit and you have water in there without looking like a total vageen who taught you people how to drink goddamn
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gleebster posted:I find drinking it has always been enough for me. 
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Jul 6, 2016 00:12
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WHISKY SOURS
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Jul 6, 2016 00:15
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Put it in your butt with some drugs
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Jul 6, 2016 00:20
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Buttchug it you loving pussy
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Moridin920 posted:if you're a bitch and you need water in your liquor you get it *on the rocks* so the ice can melt a bit and you have water in there without looking like a total vageen  But some places gently caress up the ice and the water, so you're better off getting it straight or with a mixer like coke. Don't get pepsi, it's sweeter and isn't really a match for whiskey. OP is this all whiskey? As in both bourbon and scotch? As nice and flavorful as scotch is, I can drink bourbon like water. I even got into the bourbon too early and it was moonshine 
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Jul 6, 2016 00:30
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im drinking a bottle of senators club and idgaf
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Jul 6, 2016 00:39
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Jim Barris posted:im drinking a bottle of senators club and idgaf I loving love senators club
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Jul 6, 2016 00:41
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I loving love senators club
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Jul 6, 2016 00:43
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I got a bottle of that Crown Royal that won world's best whiskey or whatever and it wasn't that great IDK
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Jim Barris posted:i love this guy. we need to have a congressional meeting you and I. thats what i call downing a bottle of senators and starting a fire. See you at the club, senator
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a while back i heard that people put water in whiskey and that sounded weird but i figured i'd try it and well it just tasted like watered down whiskey
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