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Kim Jong Un, could be in trouble. South Korea spies have reported that he has grown really obese, gaining like 90 pounds, he is the fattest man in the North. He is worried and stressed out. Too many political enemies. "South Korea’s National Intelligence Service pays close attention—and told the parliament’s intelligence committee on Friday that Kim has packed on nearly ninety pounds over the last four years….estimating he currently tips the scales at a little under 300 pounds. The spies are involved in this weight-watching because of the potential health effects. The chair of the intelligence committee says Kim is suffering from insomnia and some unidentified diseases associated with obesity. He adds that the North Korean leader is under a lot of stress because of fears about his safety….which has led to binge eating and extensive drinking. Earlier last week, North Korean television surprisingly showed a quick shot of Kim sleeping during a meeting of the Supreme People’s Assembly. Napping during government events can be dangerous in North Korea, unless your title is something like Dear Respected Comrade and Supreme Commander of the Korean People’s Army. South Korea’s National Intelligence Service says a senior military official fell asleep at a military rally last year near Pyongyang….and Dear Respected Comrade Kim had him executed." http://hawaiipublicradio.org/post/asia-minute-weight-watching-north-korea Who will replace the fat man if he croaks? No one knows, but it will stay in the family, what's left of it anyways.
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Brosephus Kim has gout from all the European cheese he's been eating. Like ridiculously severe gout. He's trying his hardest to merge with the goon matrix, we should welcome him.
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Jul 6, 2016 03:04
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Adam Sandler will replace him.
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Jul 6, 2016 03:05
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god he's such a baller, suicideing on cognac and rare cheeses. fuckin' love that dude
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a hole-y ghost posted:Adam Sandler will replace him. t- t- t- t- today juche!
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Jul 6, 2016 03:06
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oh its the biannual "north korean leader is about to die check it out guys" rumor now watch it be correct this time because i decided to make a post ridiculing it
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Jul 6, 2016 03:07
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Capitalist propaganda much?
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Jul 6, 2016 03:10
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Sometimes I wonder if Kim Jong Un is a goon. What forum would he moderate? What meme would he love? Is Jon Pop actually Kim? If any world leader is a goon, it's probably him!
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Jul 6, 2016 03:15
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craven imperialist warmonger dogs are envious of the purity and generous offerings of Supreme Leader Un, he is a spitting image of his grandfather
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Jul 6, 2016 03:16
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make him the new gbs mod
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Jul 6, 2016 03:17
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I wonder if he ever ::hard pause:: 1.) Vote A if you want nooner to say "said the "n" word. 2.) Vote B if you want nooner to say "poo poo his pants"
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Jul 6, 2016 03:26
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He's a mad man. A mad man
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Jul 6, 2016 03:31
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Nooner posted:I wonder if he ever ::hard pause:: C
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Nooner posted:I wonder if he ever ::hard pause:: B
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Jul 6, 2016 03:33
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I wonder if he could balance out his cheese addiction with a heroin addiction and achieve some semblance of healthiness
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Jul 6, 2016 03:36
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He knows his comfy castle full of good things is gonna run out eventually. so he cries and stuffs his face with candy and expensive booze in his penthouse.
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Jul 6, 2016 03:39
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You know, in some cultures being obese is considered attractive
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Jul 6, 2016 03:42
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north korea is as close as the world has to an absolutist medieval monarchy
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Jul 6, 2016 03:44
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Wicker Man posted:He knows his comfy castle full of good things is gonna run out eventually. so he cries and stuffs his face with candy and expensive booze in his penthouse.  Wouldn't you if you were in his place?
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Jul 6, 2016 03:45
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Nooner posted:I wonder if he ever ::hard pause:: >inventory
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Jul 6, 2016 03:45
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Iron Prince posted:>inventory >inventory: >poo poo > the "n" word
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Jul 6, 2016 03:49
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Glorious leader of best korea does not gain weight he only gains the respect and adoration of the happy and well fed citizens of best korea and claims that our wondrous leader has gained mass is a gross exaggeration by the stupid american puppet south who are jealous of the riches of glorious democracy in the greatest democratic state in the world. They also have small penises.
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Jul 6, 2016 03:49
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So that's where North Korea's food supply went!
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Jul 6, 2016 03:56
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Picture of health for a 33 year old despot.
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Jul 6, 2016 04:00
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Good I hope he dies.
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Applewhite posted:Good I hope he dies. 
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Jul 6, 2016 04:01
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so do his cabinet/generals/advisors or whatever actually drink the koolaid because I never understood how he hasn't just been stabbed to death by all of them at once
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Jul 6, 2016 04:02
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Applewhite posted:Good I hope he dies. Wow, rude
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Jul 6, 2016 04:02
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Blistex posted:Picture of health for a 33 year old despot. drat I wanna just spend all day getting tanked and eatting cheese and poking foxy Asian slam pieces gently caress this guy rules why hasn't anyone told me about him before???? 
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Jul 6, 2016 04:05
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Nooner posted:
For sure. When it runs out, I'd set off the nuke I got hidden in there when it's all gone. Fabricated posted:so do his cabinet/generals/advisors or whatever actually drink the koolaid because I never understood how he hasn't just been stabbed to death by all of them at once They've probably seen his fat drunken naked rear end enough times to know there's nothing divine about him.
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Jul 6, 2016 04:06
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If you're a senior north korean general then there's probably a 5% chance that you'll be howitzered to death and a 95% chance that you'll get to live like a king over whatever piece of the country you've carved out for yourself, and those are pretty good odds
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His entourage has to be trolling him. . . they gave him a the "60 year old Kim Il Sung" hairdo about 30 years too early. Also, does there exist a picture of a North Korean man wearing something that actually fits properly? (besides a noose)
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Jul 6, 2016 04:13
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Iron Prince posted:>inventory 
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down n out posted:craven imperialist warmonger dogs are envious of the purity and generous offerings of Supreme Leader Un, he is a spitting image of his grandfather i think this guy is going for a comp sci degree at my uni
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Jul 6, 2016 04:24
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too much juche and you get the sugar
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Jul 6, 2016 04:25
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Blistex posted:Picture of health for a 33 year old despot. the goon king
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Jul 6, 2016 04:28
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personally, i think kim jong un could turn his life around.
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Jul 6, 2016 04:32
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remember the video game where kim jong un was a supergenius who led north korea to conquer asia and north america
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Fojar38 posted:remember the video game where kim jong un was a supergenius who led north korea to conquer asia and north america dark souls 2
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Robo Reagan posted:dark souls 2 kim jong un was smart enough to roll into enemy attacks
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