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Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

So I procured a quantity of Every Flavour Beans, as shown in the Harry Potter films.



Some of these are very good, some are very, very bad.

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
what are good bean flavors for beginners

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

What's the blue flavor make you think of?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


how many of the bertie botts beans did you flick

Miyamoto Musashi
Jul 22, 2006

The sardine-flavored bean may be the single most inedible thing I've ever tasted.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Get on my beanboozle level Op.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Hector Beerlioz posted:

what are good bean flavors for beginners

There's a slip of paper identifying the beans inside the package.

Blueberry, candy floss (cotton candy), toasted marshmallow, lemon, and cherry are all great.

Boogie (boogers) isn't that bad if you want to try one of the gross ones. I'm guessing it's a rejected margarita flavor because it tastes like lime with a ton of salt.

Earwax doesn't have much flavor. It just tastes like the wax used for candies like the soda bottles with liquid inside.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Miyamoto Musashi posted:

The sardine-flavored bean may be the single most inedible thing I've ever tasted.

That must be the "earthworm" one. I had to spit it out because it tasted so horrible.

I was able to finish the vomit, which tastes like salty pepperoni with fake parmesan cheese. I'm guessing it was a pizza flavor that was rejected.


Haven't gotten to a sausage, dirt, or soap one yet.

Wedemeyer posted:

What's the blue flavor make you think of?

It's like a very sweet blueberry. Quite good.



Also, for reference, the butterbeer they sell at Universal is delicious.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
What does this have to do with The Thief and the Cobbler?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Describe the best flavor
























(It's the "nooner's balls flavor {the OP knows because they have kindly sucked them}) :grin:

Skeezy
Jul 3, 2007

I;m thinking about thos beans

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Have you ever eaten a can of baked beans after you cooked the beans in the can over a campfire outside somewhere before?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

Egbert Souse posted:

Also, for reference, the butterbeer they sell at Universal is delicious.
Confirmed. The food in general at Wizarding World is far superior to anything available in other areas of the park.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



my favorite is the marshmallow or the watermelon

thanks for reading

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
why does it have a u in it

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Nooner ball flavor is like third tastiest at best

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Dgsw tumor is very bitter sweet 9/10

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
9/10 isn't a rating it's the terminal date of his malignant tumor

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Iron Prince posted:

why does it have a u in it

rio
Mar 20, 2008

I like the ones that taste like pennies

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
why would you eat something that tastes like poo poo just because it was in a harry potter movie? like, are you that big of a harry potter fan?

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

The only good use for these things is to mix them into a bowl of regular jelly beans for other people to eat.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

rio posted:

I like the ones that taste like penises

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

i like refried beans

Lost Canyoneer
Nov 1, 2009
Is there any practical difference between pinto beans and anasazi beans?

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
The snozzberries taste like snozzberries

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Butt Cord posted:

whur are his beans

naem
May 29, 2011

rio posted:

I like the ones that taste like pennies

the vagina flavor

Wub a Dub Sub
Feb 13, 2012


to the heart and mind
ignorance is kind

there's no comfort in the truth
pain is all youll find

so im never gonna dance again
guilty feet have got no rhythem...
theyre like the opposite of when u just get a whole big fuckooff large bag of only sour jelly bellies.....

drat sun

but then u realize the bag u just poured costs 15 bucks

im canadian so like 5 bucks usa dollar

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Can you type out all the flavours and then rank them in best to worst order I really like listing things and ranking them

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

I bought that game where you spin a wheel and eat a jelly bean that was either a good flavor or a bad flavor. The bad flavors are all down right awful. Skunk spray, soiled diaper, earwax, all very close to puking. I threw up on the dog food one, and the only bad one I could finish was the hand wipe flavor. gently caress that game.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Miyamoto Musashi posted:

The sardine-flavored bean may be the single most inedible thing I've ever tasted.

same but w ur moms pussy

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
jk im a virgin

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Serious Frolicking posted:

why would you eat something that tastes like poo poo just because it was in a harry potter movie? like, are you that big of a harry potter fan?

I too was wondering the same thing.

PoPcornTG
Mar 26, 2007

Dogs day afternoon
Bleak Gremlin
What does the Cum flavor taste like?

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

PoPcornTG posted:

What does the Cum flavor taste like?

Your mom's rear end in a top hat.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



why did jelly belly discontinue the jalapeno flavour they were great

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criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
What color tastes like taint?

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