Vets that will sign an NDA

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How do you humanely put down a beloved pet?
	shovel
	detergent in his soup
	the transporter
	his meows are shrill and offputting

EvilJoven: Mar 18, 2005; NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?; Fun Shoe

I put down my cat a few weeks ago because his kidneys were failing and he was going senile and was making GBS threads and pissing outside his box nearly every day for the past month and since doing that my life has been somewhat less stressful.

Bit at the same time I did my best to make his last day awesome and hosed it up because despite paying extra to have him put down at home so he wouldn't be afraid he freaked out and tried to hide when they gave him the first needle that's supposed to sedate him and ever since I feel like a loving monster for letting someone kill my best friend.

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EvilJoven: Mar 18, 2005; NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?; Fun Shoe

DOMDOM posted:

did you cry

I would have cried

my dog is 6 and i hope i die before she does cuz that's gonna be the saddest day of my life

Ya I did. So did my wife. I had him for 16 years. That day loving sucked.

Edit: this cat was a pretty good cat

EvilJoven fucked around with this message at 06:54 on Jul 6, 2016

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