sincx posted:

[url]https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:h_zoclwa9j4J:https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/4sw7t5/my_25f_family_will_not_accept_my_fiance_25m_into/+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us[/url]

She's 6'3". I don't think she's going to have an easy time finding someone taller than her.

zakharov posted:

I've been drunk but never "bullied into a threesome" drunk.

Bonzo posted:

bald fat

Zzulu posted:

canned air?

Gaunab posted:

I [22M] have a feeling that my gf [27F] might be cheating on me.

Chomp8645 posted:

Going on a date today with a girl who is obsessed with The Witcher franchise so if that leads to anything funny I will dutifully report.

Frosted Flake posted:

A woman obsessed with nerdy indoor/sedentary activities not fit??

CheesyDog posted:

My gf has been naturally thin her whole life. Me, on the other hand, have been a thin guy with trouble gaining weight up until I was around 20 which was when my metabolism finally slowed

Shugojin posted:

There's a kid who works under me who is this and it kinda sucks watching him put everything into the relationship when she doesn't really care that much.

Like I'm pretty sure she thinks she cares but honestly all they had in common was getting high as gently caress and then loving which is okay when you're 18 but now she's pregnant because they didn't use condoms because "she had a rare condition that makes it almost impossible" and welp.

Blacktoll posted:

I thought that love conquers all was in terms of outside factors not internal poo poo like, "my girlfriend of two months makes me wear a bell while I get pegged."

sincx posted:

I do feel bad for short guys and guys with small dicks. Sure, they can try to overcome these handicaps in various ways (i.e. get rich, get buff), but regardless they are objectively and subjectively major personal flaws that are genetic and thus unchangeable.

Professor Shark posted:

What the gently caress are you nattering on about Jesus Christ who cares shut up gently caress

Funky See Funky Do posted:

7 inches in slightly below average with most dicks measuring between 8 and 9 inches according my in depth study.

Drunk Nerds posted:

Dating a great older man. Owns his own castle. Despite the age difference, we are very happy, except for one thing.
I recently opened a room in his house and found it full of slaughtered ex girlfriends. He made me realize I was at fault because he told me not to look in that room. He tells me I'm different and I want to believe him, but I am still concerned. Am I overreacting?

Dreddout posted:

Blacktoll posted:

What a great anecdote. Tell me more about your milquetoast life

Moridin920 posted:

"We didn't feel like making a huge event out of it and spending tens of thousands of dollars for no real good reason."

"YOU MUST BE A JOYLESS AUTOMATON!"

pff for all you know they then spent $5k on drugs and hookers on the honeymoon but keep projecting

vyst posted:

kids are the fuckin worst. lol if you have kids

Business Gorillas posted:

is this gaslighting?

Khorne posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91sAMYV7BJY

Tricky D posted:

How? You're locked outside of your house.

UnfurledSails posted:

Man if that kid is actually 13 I was a ridiculously cynical 13 year old. That's like something a 10 year old lying about his age would write. Still really cute though.

Cuckoo posted:

It's kind of hard to say in that last one because the skinny roommate could be exaggerating due to her eating disorder, but the fat bitch could be doing all of that too. Sometimes obese people who are also mentally ill/insecure think that anyone under landwhale size is "dangerously skinny".

Fat girl's weird food thing kind of reminds me of a (much milder) version of Caterham. For those who haven't read it read the Caterham tales for some of the funniest mentally ill fat people stuff ever: https://m.reddit.com/r/fatpeoplestories/comments/248rr8/the_caterham_tales_part_i_the_first_shift/

blarzgh posted:

im not sticking around to find out what happens to the pocket-quiche

Centripetal Horse posted:

I don't reddit. Is /r/fatpeoplestories for fiction, or for supposedly true stories? Those stories are obviously bullshit, but many people in the comments seem to be taking them totally seriously.

Frog Act posted:

the stories are all 1000% true b/c HAMBEASTS and LANDWHALES are human scum who would do anything as long as it was wrong and disgusting

Hate Fibration posted:

If you do a style comparison using any number of widgets between "Ginger" and Oliver you get like >95% style matching no matter what widget you use.

Stuntman posted:

if she was heavy enough into the roleplay scene she probably did have an addon to log chat
though thinking about it a redditor having a girlfriend is already STDH

serious norman posted:

I'm INTP.

The Snoo posted:

I don't need a test to tell me I'm a useless piece of poo poo

Lockback posted:

Nope, this is what you do. Sever immediately, sever completely, sever friends who try to bring it up. Never stop severing.

Moridin920 posted:

like my gf sells topless photos online for $ and I don't give a poo poo whatsoever

esp not when they buy her stuff off her wishlist and I have a brand new games console

zakharov posted:

The r/relationships material is coming from inside the thread.

Moridin920 posted:

MyChemicalImbalance posted:

Who the gently caress pays actual money for photos of boobs on the Internet.

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

woke twitter has decided that findom is the ultimate feminist cause and it's simultaneously bizarre and hilarious

quote:

Hi all, for some context: my (19F) long distance (not quite) boyfriend (19M) and I had been seeing each other for around 4 months. When we finally reunite in the fall we were going to start dating. I like him a lot.

He brought up a story about his friend's hook-up, and the way he described it made me uncomfortable. We argued about the sexist language he and his friends used to describe hook-ups, like "close on" or "finish".

The argument went on and he admitted that he didn't really care about the topic. I, as a woman, was apalled-- I explained to him that his lack of caring was to me a sign of disrespect and a lack of caring for the women in his life, like his friends and family. I continued to try to explain to him why I found the language and its objectification of women uncomfortable but he responded with more questions, more disagreements.

I welcome questions and I'm all for disagreeing but I just wanted him to see why it was so important. I even said it pretty directly to him, but he didn't get it.

I confided in two friends, male and female, who were pretty disturbed by him and insisted that I end things with him for my own good-- so I did. A rash decision, but it felt like now or never to me.

Now I've known he's not the sharpest tool in the box when it comes to anything that's not math, so I was hoping that all the stuff he was saying we due to the fact that all of what I was saying was completely new to him, or that he was confounded by it, but my friends insisted otherwise, and I too felt pretty awful when I read what he was saying. I wanted to respond to his questions and disagreements but stopped myself, and decided to end things with him right then and there at my friends' urging. He responded with "If that's what you want, so be it."

All I wished was that he cared, or even believed in me, but he didn't. Or was unaware. I don't know. The latter sounds much better to me than the former. This decision was rash and I really like him but I couldn't stomach being with someone who refused to understand/who was okay with subtle sexism (sexism is sexism, no matter how subtle.) I decided I had enough self-respect not to be with someone like that. But at the same time I think of how just maybe he just didn't get it.

Anyway, I guess I just need some advice, some words, someone to help me sort out these feelings and figure out if what I did was right or wrong. Thanks very much, all.

tldr; ended thing with my guy because he said he was okay with subtle sexism. but second guessing my decision on the basis he might just be a little slow and needed more help understanding...

Sentient Data posted:

BF (26 M) trying to break up with me for racist reason (black ex-FWB), I (23 F) don't think it's a legitimate reason

I knew he (let's call him Eric) has an intensely jealous personality, and I know he has a lot of incorrect political opinions (always talking about "responsibility" and handwaving away systematic injustices, and he acts like all feminists are "feminazis").

darkhand posted:

people are trash, especially women, and men especially