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Meiers Goldbrick posted:Spanking kids is for poor folk. I punish my kids by infecting them with affluenza
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FrankieGoes posted:Lol that you think I'm also going to punish myself by having to talk to the little poo poo when I can just hit him a couple times with a belt and get better results. I have an even better idea for you! Why not just beat your child really bad - like "needs to go to the hospital" bad - for no reason at all! Then Social Services will take him away and you'll never have to see or talk to him again.
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Jul 7, 2016 21:54
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this spanking thread is v good
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Jul 7, 2016 21:57
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wait, no, it's the other thing
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Jul 7, 2016 21:58
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Meiers Goldbrick posted:Spanking kids is for poor folk. Poor folks are cool, bourgeois folks pay money to go to Oberlin.
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Jul 7, 2016 22:01
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Pththya-lyi posted:I have an even better idea for you! Why not just beat your child really bad - like "needs to go to the hospital" bad - for no reason at all! Then Social Services will take him away and you'll never have to see or talk to him again. That's tempting but social services probably won't hit him with a belt and the kid really needs hit with a belt on the reg.
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Jul 7, 2016 22:03
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Anthrovore posted:this spanking thread is v good Anthrovore posted:wait, no, it's the other thing Better or worse than the act of spanking itself?
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Jul 7, 2016 22:12
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FrankieGoes posted:That's tempting but social services probably won't hit him with a belt and the kid really needs hit with a belt on the reg. It depends on what kind of foster home they put him in
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Jul 7, 2016 22:22
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Interestingly, my gf was never spanked as a child but totally gets off on it now.
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Jul 7, 2016 22:24
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Meiers Goldbrick posted:Spanking kids is for poor folk. well yeah I mean a rich person could afford to just hire someone else to spank their kids for them
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Jul 7, 2016 22:34
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Maoist Pussy posted:Interestingly, my gf was never spanked as a child but totally gets off on it now. Same
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Jul 7, 2016 22:38
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if you have to hit your kid bc you're too dumb to manipulate them into doing what you want then you're a pissman
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Jul 7, 2016 22:50
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Moridin920 posted:if you have to hit your kid bc you're too dumb to manipulate them into doing what you want then you're a pissman You can just distract the kid from whatever they're doing/whatever's making them upset enough to act out like, half the time
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Jul 7, 2016 22:54
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Who gives a poo poo. (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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Jul 7, 2016 22:57
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Pththya-lyi posted:You can just distract the kid from whatever they're doing/whatever's making them upset enough to act out like, half the time Doesn't seem like good discipline.
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Jul 7, 2016 23:14
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"I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only for consenting adults." - Gore Vidal
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Jul 7, 2016 23:14
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I only spank my kids when they won't shut up about minecraft and yo kai watch
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Jul 7, 2016 23:18
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When my daughter acts up, I lock the dog in my bedroom and pretend like he's missing and after we look around for a little while I'm like, "Oh, Molly, I found him!" (and then I show her a photoshop of the dog w/ flames all around it) "He's in hell now because you wouldn't eat your broccoli!!!"
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Jul 8, 2016 01:07
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Maoist Pussy posted:Who gives a poo poo.
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Jul 8, 2016 01:09
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whatever happened to the good old days of locking your kid in the dungeon for a few hours/days/weeks to think about what they've done? there's plenty of worms in the dirt floor they can live off of while they're down there.
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my mom used to whip me and it made me rebel and challenge her authority until she felt helpless and gave up my dad never hit me but shamed and mentally manipulated me for years and in retrospect it was incredibly effective and now we're best buds spanking is lazy
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Jul 8, 2016 01:15
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I wanna spank every poster ITT
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Jul 8, 2016 01:17
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I have very conservative family who insist that spanking is awesome. "I acted up all the time and my mom beat the poo poo out of me for it". Sounds like it was working pretty well, then. And now they live in trailers with kids from unknown fathers.
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Jul 8, 2016 01:17
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Wrath of the Bitch King posted:whatever happened to the good old days of locking your kid in the dungeon for a few hours/days/weeks to think about what they've done? there's plenty of worms in the dirt floor they can live off of while they're down there. One time my older brothers were playing Dragon Quest and I ran through the room and my foot snagged a controller cord and the Nintendo got yanked off the table and they were super pissed off and sent me to my room. I'm the youngest of 6 so they were in highschool and I was like 7 so I got really upset and tried to commit suicide by wrapping myself up in the blankets and twisting around like that would somehow kill me. I don't know. In hindsight I probably would have kicked my rear end for sucking at running through rooms without loving up and also for being so garbage at suicide.
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Jul 8, 2016 01:26
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serious norman posted:I wanna spank every poster ITT We're adults so it's kosher or more than kosher really, good. Just as long as everyone is consenting. Oh and to make it clear I consent. You can do me first.
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Jul 8, 2016 01:30
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Spank your kids, but only as negative reinforcement when you suspect they're beginning to accept the idea that physical punishment is a valid solution to someone's behavioral problems.
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Jul 8, 2016 01:48
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*walks into 7 page thread* nobody cares about the topic being discussed, evidently
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Jul 8, 2016 01:50
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Lowtax can we change the forums software so that "Banned" becomes "Spanked" and "Probation" becomes "Put in timeout" or something?
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Jul 8, 2016 01:52
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st1LL_51ngl3 posted:Lowtax can we change the forums software so that "Banned" becomes "Spanked" and "Probation" becomes "Put in timeout" or something? Rebrand Helldump as "Training up are posts"
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Jul 8, 2016 01:58
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Fiend posted:Rebrand Helldump as "Training up are posts" Spare the ban, spoil the goon.
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Jul 8, 2016 02:17
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When I was three and my brother four, my mother hurt us so bad we had a evening trip to the ER. e: tmi Apart from self defense, what compelling reasons are there to put a small child in the hospital? Fiend fucked around with this message at 02:39 on Jul 8, 2016 |
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Jul 8, 2016 02:24
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that sucks but not sure what it has to do with spanking
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Jul 8, 2016 02:26
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Fiend posted:Apart from self defense, what compelling reasons are there to put a small child in the hospital? If the child is inconveniencing you
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Jul 8, 2016 02:27
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put em in the chokey
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Jul 8, 2016 02:31
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I set up a vr environment of a bottomless pit that I make my kid interact with when they're bad
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Jul 8, 2016 02:33
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Fiend posted:When I was three and my brother four, my mother hurt us so bad we had a evening trip to the ER. Snitches get stitches.
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Jul 8, 2016 04:50
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serious norman posted:I wanna spank every poster ITT im down
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Blue Train posted:I set up a vr environment of a bottomless pit that I make my kid interact with when they're bad is it your post history daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamnnnnnn
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Jul 8, 2016 06:12
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if you ahd children you hosed up anyway
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Fiend posted:When I was three and my brother four, my mother hurt us so bad we had a evening trip to the ER. I can't think of any but are you saying she beat you that badly and you call that spanking?
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