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City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

Dr. Steve Brule posted:

Did you know that if someone sneaks up behind you while your sitting at your cube listening to music, that you can laugh about it and tell them you're going to put a bell around their neck?

However, if the co-worker that scares the poo poo out of you is a "little person", you will be reported to HR!

This same "little person" sneaks up to the admin assistant's desk to take candy out of her candy jar, but never announces her presence or says a word. So the admin assistant just sees a fistful of little sausage fingers poking through the dish. But HR seriously set up a meeting with three of us to discuss "tolerance"!

It's bullshit!

i would love to have a mischievous little person at my work, you should put some candy in a jar too so it will come to your desk more often

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City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
somebody keeps wiping boogers on the wall in the toilet stall and I took one and rubbed it on a piece of steel and it kinda polished it, so I jokingly blamed the guy that works in the metal polishing room and now he won't talk to me

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

paul_soccer10 posted:

what is wrong with you
you did this with someone elses booger or your own??????????????

it's someone else's booger, I don't wipe my boogers on the wall that's gross

also I had gloves on, i didn't barehand some strange booger. I'm a machinist so I always have gloves and so does everyone else that works here. the coolant that the machines use is gnarly

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