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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

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Work; the thing we do in exchange for money. Sometimes work can be fun. Do you have fun at work? Sometimes work can be fulfilling. Is your job fulfilling?

However, there is one thing that usually makes or breaks the enjoyment of your occupation; other people.

Nine times out of ten the other people you meet at your job are terrible and suck any enjoyment out of the room.

Is Cheryl from HR a bitch? How so? Is Greg always unreliable? How come? Did Pat screw you over to look good in front of the boss? Did you get revenge?

Please share stories of how the grown, mature adults you work with can act like the most churlish of children and perhaps together we can come to a greater understanding of the human condition.
:munch:

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

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Kuato posted:

I got promoted to management and hate it and wish I kept my old job. Humans are the worst. I should've became a pet groomer.

Please elaborate, Kuato

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

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Do you really want to work at a place with "oops stations" for when animals come in and poo poo everywhere?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

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lmbo

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

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Please share stories, soccer10

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

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loinburger posted:

At a previous job they "ran out of money" so they stopped paying everybody except for upper management - they didn't lay us off, they just wanted us to work for free. Fortunately the CEO was rich so we were all able to sue him for back pay.

Silicone Valley start up?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

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Did you at least get hammocks?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

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Nice!

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

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I was gonna ask what you were trying to disrupt but I can only imagine it was something completely moronic

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

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Minimalist Program posted:

Where do you work and what do you do, hector.

Freelance videographer

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

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sithwitch13 posted:

I used to work with gossipy old ladies who fought constantly over computer access.

Don''t stop there, ding dong

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

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At my friends job they hired a new lady. They had interviewed her over skype and she was very knowledgeable and seems like a good fit so they brought her on. She was fired two weeks later.

Turns out the person who showed up for the job was different that the one in the interview.

She got her friend to do the interview for her and figured she could figure out everything on the job. She ended up telling a coworker the truth and he told the boss who brought her into his office and yelled at her until she cried then escorted her out of the building.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

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People were starting to catch on that she might actually not know who to program computers since she asked a lot of basic questions and would take a long time to do tasks because she was looking up how to do it online.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

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Was your name on the fork?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

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Well there you go

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

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psychokitty posted:

We don't have any. We're all super nice to each other and well-adjusted.

I don't believe this

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

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She moved from California to Virginia for the job too

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

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CynCyanide posted:

I found out at my performance evaluation that three of my coworkers complained to my supervisor about the way I stack books. Apparently it's too hard to turn them around to put a hold slip on them. They could have just asked me not to, but no, gotta go bitch about it.

I hope you learned your lesson

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

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Personal hygiene?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

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C'mon now

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

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Squish posted:

I've tried to parse that first sentence a few times but no luck.

No one likes a cold shower

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

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praxis posted:

And people in my office think I'm weird because when I'm ready to leave I just get up and walk out.

But you turn around and ask just one more thing

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

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I'm the poo bandit

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

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Waffle! posted:

If the contract is for only 40 hours and no overtime, ask him what it's like doing twice the amount of work for free. Then tell him snitches get stitches.

Looks like we got ourselves another lazy entitled millenial.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

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Professor Shark posted:

:stare: Your workplace is hosed

Idk why ppl got to be so mean

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

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Hey, sometimes you need to maks an adjustment

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

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unpacked robinhood posted:

Eventually confronted the little creep harassing my coworker and got fired from the job lol. Congrats me

Goon on you, working sucks

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

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CarForumPoster posted:


Whoever said smart people talk about ideas dumb people talk about other people was very observant.

Too bad he's dumb since his observation was about other people and not an idea

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