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Take a poop and remember when you did it. Ask the cardiologist to look at that time when he's going over the results to see if he finds anything.
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Khorne posted:It really bites. Hehehe
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Jul 7, 2016 03:28
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Make sure that you write down what you're masturbating to. Depending on the type of porn you're watching has a marked influence on how your heart rate should react. Decent guy on girl porn: 10-20 beats per minute above normal three black dudes going to pound town on a white chick/asian: 50 beats per minute. Source: I'm a registered nurse.
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Jul 7, 2016 03:42
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Connect the heart monitor to a TENS machine and when you return it they will see your heart was going 500BPM and then worship you as some sort of cyber god..
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Jul 7, 2016 03:43
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