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So Isis took the claim for bombing the city of prophet Muhammad, Madina in Saudi Arabia days ago right? I can imagine the Public Relations office in Isis: "Brother Ali, we have bombed too many white people last year right? And we started burning brown shia people and destroying their historic heritage in Iraq eh? All for the sake of diversity." "Bless you brother dinkleboots, that's right, what do you have in mind?" "Why don't we bomb Sunni Muslims for diversity's sake?" "That's bloody brilliant bruv, Allah Akbar!" "Allah Akbar indeed." Like what the actual gently caress? Next thing Isis bombs the Eskemo, and then its all out galactic terrorism. Not sure if Isis is muslim or plain stupid. *cue X-files music*
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they could never do as much damage to mecca as the house of saud
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Jul 7, 2016 22:39
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I hope they go for intergalactic terrorism. THey could probably pull it off if they put everybody on the project. I.e. the rocket ship. I.e. shoot isis into space lmao
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Jul 7, 2016 22:40
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It's much easier to conquer the world, when the world is uninhabited
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Jul 7, 2016 22:40
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i hope they decide to make a positive impact and bomb marvel movies
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Jul 7, 2016 22:43
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https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=four+lions+bomb+a+mosque&view=detail&mid=C003221B8EB8EF9B35C1C003221B8EB8EF9B35C1&FORM=VIRE
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SHISHKABOB posted:I hope they go for intergalactic terrorism. THey could probably pull it off if they put everybody on the project. I.e. the rocket ship. I.e. shoot isis into space lmao 
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Jul 7, 2016 22:44
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isis takes credit for everything they just want attention 
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Jul 7, 2016 22:44
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they will be punished for god sass
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Jul 7, 2016 22:47
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ISIS claims that it invented the fried chicken sandwich in the 1940s. This claim is unsubstantiated, though the ISIS southern-style chicken sandwich (served with pickles on a steamed roll), introduced in 1964, was most likely the first chicken sandwich introduced by a terrorist organization.
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Jul 7, 2016 22:47
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isis's #1 enemy are other muslims OP, they have like a 100,000:1 ratio for m uslims to non muslim kills dunno why this is weird
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Jul 7, 2016 22:48
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ISIS is all turnt up!
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isis goin dumb at the sideshow
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Chomp8645 posted:ISIS is all turnt up! They are some wild dudes.
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Jul 7, 2016 22:48
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If you're not 110% with ISIS, you're against ISIS as far as they're concerned. Saudi Arabia's 99.9% was not nearly enough. Reminder: their goal is to bring about their specific version of the quranic apocalypse.
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Jul 7, 2016 22:51
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what will those wacky ISIS dudes think of next next thing you know they'll be blowing up themselves
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Jul 7, 2016 22:52
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:isis's #1 enemy are other muslims OP, they have like a 100,000:1 ratio for m uslims to non muslim kills actually, ISIS are the only real muslims and anyone who calls themself muslim but does not give bay'ah to caliph Baghdadi is an apostate deserving death
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Jul 7, 2016 22:53
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i hope they don't bomb the eskimos
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Jul 7, 2016 22:57
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as it turns out isis was just a bunch of nutjobs with good branding and they have nothing to do with any real religious views beyond their JRPG death cult hosed up
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Fullhouse posted:as it turns out isis was just a bunch of nutjobs with good branding and they have nothing to do with any real religious views beyond their JRPG death cult no you see islam is just evil and you're a terrorist apologizer and furthermore
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Jul 7, 2016 23:02
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Dads Dip Cup posted:what will those wacky ISIS dudes think of next
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Jul 7, 2016 23:04
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Nigmaetcetera posted:If you're not 110% with ISIS, you're against ISIS as far as they're concerned. Saudi Arabia's 99.9% was not nearly enough. Reminder: their goal is to bring about their specific version of the quranic apocalypse. Yeah I think it's supposed to happen when there's less than 5000 Muslims left on earth and welp they ain't gonna get to that number on their own!
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Jul 8, 2016 00:04
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Sweet sassy moll'akbar
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Jul 8, 2016 00:39
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Serious Frolicking posted:they could never do as much damage to mecca as the house of saud are you trying to say muhammad did not plan on there being 400 story hotels literally overshadowing the square holy box room thing? kjabal?
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Jul 8, 2016 00:41
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Really wish I could say I am enjoying this thread.. I should leave *looks at door*
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ISIS is a Caliphate. All Muslims who fail to swear allegiance to the Caliph are apostates. The Caliph has an obligation to seek out and punish apostates. If he fails to do so, he risks losing his legitimacy in the eyes of his subjects. Therefore, ISIS must attack holy sites under the control of apostate kingdoms.
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:isis's #1 enemy are other muslims OP, they have like a 100,000:1 ratio for m uslims to non muslim kills Bigots have been whipping up a culture of fear for a long time
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Jul 8, 2016 01:15
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bob-ombs have become "problematic"
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Serious Frolicking posted:they could never do as much damage to mecca as the house of saud hosed up and true
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Jul 8, 2016 01:18
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Salafist and Wahabi Islamists claim that visiting shrines and tombs, celebrating the prophet's birthday and decoration and architectural flourishes on mosques are all forms of idolatry. The attacks didn't surprise me if you consider the motivation
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Jul 8, 2016 01:23
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More like israeli secret intelligence service haha the jews did 911
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Jul 8, 2016 01:33
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Dads Dip Cup posted:what will those wacky ISIS dudes think of next Now a real martyr, a dyed-in-the-wool killer? The first thing they would have asked about is the red button.
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RaceBannon posted:Salafist and Wahabi Islamists claim that visiting shrines and tombs, celebrating the prophet's birthday and decoration and architectural flourishes on mosques are all forms of idolatry. The attacks didn't surprise me if you consider the motivation how the gently caress do they hajj
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LegoPirateNinja posted:how the gently caress do they hajj their pilgrimage is usually to the nearest transportation hub with a shitton of explosives
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Jul 8, 2016 02:04
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we should spike their juice with some alcohol so they have a good time for once!
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Jul 8, 2016 02:06
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LegoPirateNinja posted:how the gently caress do they hajj The hajj is pilgrimage to Mecca ...which is in Saudi Arabia... which is a country that follows a strict official form of Wahabi Islam. http://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/1003/saudi-interference-with-muslims-during-the-hajj "Wahhabis also despise the preservation of historic religious architecture, including shrines, graves, tombs, and notable mosques and madrassas. To them, Muslim prayer at any such sites is, again, polytheism - making a gravestone or a house into an idol. During the nearly 150-year long effort, beginning in the 18th century, to establish the Saudi-Wahhabi regime, the fanatics banned any construction, visiting, or prayer at shrines, graves, and tombs. Today they remain especially avid to wipe out the structures in which Muhammad and his family lived, lest Muslims visit and pray at them. Since their seizure of Mecca in 1924, the Wahhabi mentors of the Saudi royal family have schemed to extirpate the very building in which Muhammad was born - it was first turned into a cattle market, then into a library, but remains under threat of replacement by a car park. They have demolished or otherwise covered over the grave of the Prophet’s mother, and the house in which Muhammad lived with his wife Khadijah and their children. They also destroyed the first Islamic school in which the Prophet taught. The Wahhabi mutawwa, or morals patrols (often miscalled a ‘religious police’) harass hajjis who visit the Prophet’s Shrine in Medina if pilgrims face the direction of Muhammad’s sarcophagus and utter blessings."
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ButteCysts posted:we should spike their juice with some alcohol so they have a good time for once! Absolutely haraam.
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Nelson Mandingo posted:Absolutely haraam. If it was truly haraam their God would stop them
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i hope some of them get abducted by aliens and get probed then there will be a contactee movement (50s style) where they have to deal with retardos who think they went to venus or mercury or somewhere lame af in the solar systems
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mods plz change my name to dinkleboots
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