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That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

woah

big mo's body is in a sarcophagus? i thought he supposedly ascended to heaven on a horse in jerusalem or something

if someone looks at the remains of his corpse (if it still exists) could someone figure out what he looked like?

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Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

it was just a prank bro

# ? Jul 8, 2016 02:37

Han Solomon: Mar 7, 2015; BOUND
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That Robot posted:

woah

big mo's body is in a sarcophagus? i thought he supposedly ascended to heaven on a horse in jerusalem or something

if someone looks at the remains of his corpse (if it still exists) could someone figure out what he looked like?

# ? Jul 8, 2016 02:41

RaceBannon: Apr 3, 2010

That Robot posted:

woah

big mo's body is in a sarcophagus? i thought he supposedly ascended to heaven on a horse in jerusalem or something

if someone looks at the remains of his corpse (if it still exists) could someone figure out what he looked like?

he rests in peace behind this thingie and there are depictions of what he looked like.

he apparently had some big raised birthmark in between his shoulder blades

# ? Jul 8, 2016 02:42

kindermord: Jun 5, 2003; ducks is chickens with swimmy toes

isis if you ever blow up the mecca clocktower, shukran in advance

# ? Jul 8, 2016 03:10

warez: Mar 13, 2003; HOLA FANTA DONT CHA WANNA?

That Robot posted:

woah

big mo's body is in a sarcophagus? i thought he supposedly ascended to heaven on a horse in jerusalem or something

if someone looks at the remains of his corpse (if it still exists) could someone figure out what he looked like?

he died from a boner... source https://wikiislam.net/wiki/Priapism_-_Permanent_Erection#Muhammad.E2.80.99s_Death_Erection

# ? Jul 8, 2016 03:32

SHISHKABOB: Nov 30, 2012; Fun Shoe

Soundboz posted:

he died from a boner... source https://wikiislam.net/wiki/Priapism_-_Permanent_Erection#Muhammad.E2.80.99s_Death_Erection

THat's pretty funny.

# ? Jul 8, 2016 03:35

DiHK: Feb 4, 2013; by Azathoth

Wall Balls posted:

i hope they decide to make a positive impact and bomb marvel movies

I thought those pretty much bombed themselves...

# ? Jul 8, 2016 03:40

Uncle Wemus: Mar 4, 2004

looks like they really pulled a boner

# ? Jul 8, 2016 03:45

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

numberoneposter posted:

ISIS claims that it invented the fried chicken sandwich in the 1940s. This claim is unsubstantiated, though the ISIS southern-style chicken sandwich (served with pickles on a steamed roll), introduced in 1964, was most likely the first chicken sandwich introduced by a terrorist organization.

More Isis "facts" please.

# ? Jul 8, 2016 03:53

snuggle baby luvs hugs: Aug 30, 2005

hint: the only way Isis can win is by the world descending into chaos and they know this

# ? Jul 8, 2016 04:04

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Bored posted:

More Isis "facts" please.

The 1972 ISIS were the first terrorist organization to execute a perfect regular season in the post-merger NFL. They are the only terrorist organization in NFL history to go undefeated and untied in the regular season and postseason.

# ? Jul 8, 2016 04:26

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nigga crab pollock: Mar 26, 2010; by Lowtax

RaceBannon posted:

The hajj is pilgrimage to Mecca ...which is in Saudi Arabia... which is a country that follows a strict official form of Wahabi Islam.

http://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/1003/saudi-interference-with-muslims-during-the-hajj

"Wahhabis also despise the preservation of historic religious architecture, including shrines, graves, tombs, and notable mosques and madrassas. To them, Muslim prayer at any such sites is, again, polytheism - making a gravestone or a house into an idol. During the nearly 150-year long effort, beginning in the 18th century, to establish the Saudi-Wahhabi regime, the fanatics banned any construction, visiting, or prayer at shrines, graves, and tombs. Today they remain especially avid to wipe out the structures in which Muhammad and his family lived, lest Muslims visit and pray at them. Since their seizure of Mecca in 1924, the Wahhabi mentors of the Saudi royal family have schemed to extirpate the very building in which Muhammad was born - it was first turned into a cattle market, then into a library, but remains under threat of replacement by a car park. They have demolished or otherwise covered over the grave of the Prophet�s mother, and the house in which Muhammad lived with his wife Khadijah and their children. They also destroyed the first Islamic school in which the Prophet taught.

The Wahhabi mutawwa, or morals patrols (often miscalled a �religious police�) harass hajjis who visit the Prophet�s Shrine in Medina if pilgrims face the direction of Muhammad�s sarcophagus and utter blessings."

hmm i think i might have been wrong about the haus of saud

# ? Jul 8, 2016 05:49

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