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naem
May 29, 2011

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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
evereyone else well i dont love you so your balls are gross and smelley

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
my balls smell like a wood fire on an apline breeze

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

whoflungpoop posted:

the musk of mr poops balls after he has been stewing in 12 hours of humid hot sea air work and then fermenting on a plane and a car trip home is hard to decribe but ill go with surpisingly arousing pet shop dumpster

sweet sassy molassy! ladies like that stench? do you think it's because its from Mr. Poop?

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

my balls smell like sweaty balls. I dunno how everyone is catering to a specific millenial shop but i'm pretty sure balls smell like balls maybe diet has a part of i I dunno.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Wendigee posted:

sweet sassy molassy! ladies like that stench? do you think it's because its from Mr. Poop?

i associate it with the smell of him coming home from 2 weeks of work so its a happy smell

love is a mental illness but a really good one

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

can you rate a thread higher than a 5

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

my balls smell exactly like fritos

the good kind

fresh off the line

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

fritos are good for dipping in tuna


so you should probably be plugging some fishy vag

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
its cute how even freshly washed balls still smell like balls, theres simply no permanent solution to it theyre like yalls own ferrets

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

dad gay. so what posted:

sounds good, OP

!!!

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

If balls smell goofd that means uu have complementary immune systems

Professor of Cats
Mar 22, 2009

smells like your moms perfume, op

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

whoflungpoop posted:

its cute how even freshly washed balls still smell like balls, theres simply no permanent solution to it theyre like yalls own ferrets

you need a better diet and hygiene practices

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





im actually a ken doll down there so gently caress you op

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

Refractory Colon posted:

im actually a ken doll down there so gently caress you op

but what's it smell like

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

lol ms frog is like "whoa thats a good smell but what the heck is the secret ingredient"

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
Also my balls smell musky with a very faint touch of salt and vinegar chips

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Powerful, confident, it knows what it's about - these balls are going places

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

Monstrous Dooklord posted:

Powerful, confident, it knows what it's about - these balls are going places

Yeah, another mans rear end as you have consensual sex with him lmbo

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
it's not consensual for him, because life - like sex with me - is a prison

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

Monstrous Dooklord posted:

it's not consensual for him, because life - like sex with me - is a prison

Wow you're a funny dude.

katkillad2
Aug 30, 2004

Awake and unreal, off to nowhere
Nothing like a good ball soup when it gets hot and muggy out.

Mine are somewhere between sauerkraut and seasalt and vinegar chips.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

women crave the smell of my balls. and men envy it.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

kazr posted:

you need a better diet and hygiene practices

you need to be huffing my period farts

Prawned
Oct 25, 2010

burgina-must and ball-must are surprisingly similar, nose-tingling burnt balsamic vinegar with a hint of garlic

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011
Like the unwashed stank of my girl bouncing on my D. And yeast.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
mine just smells like sweat but a bit worse, how are you guys getting all these crazy fragrances

Sex Falcon
Jun 4, 2013

:parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
I put ck one on my balls, how abot them apples

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
my penis smells like waffles

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
the key is hydration

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
My ball musk is distinct and strangely pleasing. I hate my b.o. except the stuff that emanates from 'downtown'

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
My taint has glands to repel predators or attract mates.


E:

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Cantaloupe posted:

mine just smells like sweat but a bit worse, how are you guys getting all these crazy fragrances

Hard work and exercise, two things you wouldn't know anything about!!!

predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON
feet wrapped in burnt bacon

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

when i rub my fingers on my balls and taint they come back smellin like salt an vinegar which makes me wonder if they taste like that, but i dare not find out

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene

dad gay. so what posted:

sometimes when i pull down my fly to dribble piss into the toilet some mosquitos fly out of there. its like they are my children

DGSW posts are so beautiful sometimes

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a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

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