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I cast Magic Missile then equip my sling.
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 16:36 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 10:07 |
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I just opened a loot chest. It had a minor health potion and a straw hat with +1dexterity.
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 16:47 |
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im going to spraypaint pokerchips copper and silver so we have real money to play with please do not touch them until they are dry they are not legal tender until dry
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 17:02 |
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King of Bees posted:I just opened a loot chest. It had a minor health potion and a straw hat with +1dexterity. I'm wearing the straw hat and nimbly making a cheese steak
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 17:10 |
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whoflungpoop posted:im going to spraypaint pokerchips copper and silver so we have real money to play with please do not touch them until they are dry they are not legal tender until dry Hate to be a Debbie downer but you owe a lot of back taxes. I'm gonna need *smashes hand on adding machine* all your shiny coins
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 17:15 |
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Please get your votes in people, especially if you are friends or family of spud and don't want to see him get hung up from a tree.
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 17:18 |
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[ray's hamburger stand daily special] today at ray's earn 10xp with any standard hamburger meal!! (w/ small fries, small drink) (press 5 on your touch tone phone to be removed from the mailing list)
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 17:20 |
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We offer 12xp in the swamp. Come on down! The waters fine!
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 17:35 |
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15xp and a coupon good for a free "orange julius" (participating locations only)
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 17:37 |
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you just lost the game
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 17:40 |
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Turdsdown Tom posted:you just lost the game
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 17:40 |
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 17:42 |
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A cool dog appears
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 17:59 |
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im a cobbler
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 18:01 |
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*cobbles a fine leather pair of embroidered dog boat shoes*
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 18:02 |
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This Cracked Leather Armor is fancy enough for me!
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 18:03 |
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I'm in the market for a straw boater hat
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 18:04 |
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*rings a bell* burgers for sale! fresh hamburgers for sale!!
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 18:05 |
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Dr Cheeto posted:Hate to be a Debbie downer but you owe a lot of back taxes. I'm gonna need *smashes hand on adding machine* all your shiny coins id have some gold coins to pay it with but *points to gold spattered trashbag and face*
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 18:07 |
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Who doesn't serve cake after a post? We're sitting there like idiots looking at cool dog! Would it kill them to put out a pound cake?
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 18:09 |
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pound cake is forbidden
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 18:12 |
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no no that's the bonus round. maybe you would have gotten there if you didn't lose
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 18:14 |
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Hi I'm Professor Shark, I'm here to lend exceptionally little assistance and try to steal items from more formidable players!
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 18:17 |
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suspiciously fine work on that cudge
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 18:21 |
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Hey guys, I know a blacksmith that is churning out chainmail tunics like nobody's business. Just come to the edge of this swamp I am totally unassociated with and start wading through the endless mire until you see him! This is not a trick!
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 18:24 |
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Shaquin posted:suspiciously fine work on that cudge Thanks, took it off a guy I chocked out with my SASH then bashed his head in with my BUCKLER, now I have a dope rear end cudgel with nails and poo poo
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 18:29 |
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I DIDN'T COME ALL THE WAY FROM QUEENS TO WADE THROUGH A DRAFTY SWAMP
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 18:32 |
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*mixes berry blue koolaid with water, sugar, handful of crushed pills* *pours carefully into glass vials, wipes up drip before it eats through table* *removes safety glasses, opens merchant stall window, smiles at you* welcome to The MANAgerie
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 18:41 |
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*pull up in lifted Jeep with .50 cal turret, truck nuts, straw hat, minor healing potion and a backseat full of chainsaws* *Rolls coal at the burger stand* "I like my burgs with a little char"
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 18:53 |
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please do not mix mana and health potions they do not work that way on a related note we are temporarily out of fire resist potions
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 18:56 |
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>attack cooldog MANDINGO swings at COOLDOG MANDINGO hits COOLDOG MANDINGO does massive damage to COOLDOG COOLDOG yelps COOLDOG swings at MANDINGO MANDINGO parries COOLDOG's attack MANDINGO counters COOLDOG's attack MANDINGO does godly damage to COOLDOG COOLDOG is dead >loot all MANDINGO acquires coolhat. MANDINGO acquires coolshades >equip coolhat >equip coolshades >say "Look at me, I am the cooldog now." MANDINGO says "Look at me, I am the cooldog now."
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 18:56 |
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I'd like to be a witch also I wrote a really long backstory but the gist of it is that I get to start at level five with a magic witch coat that makes me invisible thanks
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 19:01 |
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Aralan posted:I'd like to be a witch also I wrote a really long backstory but the gist of it is that I get to start at level five with a magic witch coat that makes me invisible thanks care for a burger?
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 19:13 |
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OOC: Ban Mandingo for using a gameshark.
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 19:15 |
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I need the town crier in my office immediately! And get me some drat coffee!
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 19:20 |
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ray's is now serving our world famous "coffee-burger" thats right. 1/4lb of rays famous musclemeat marinated in pure columbian coffee! mama mia! now served with a piping hot cup of coffee while supplies last!
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 19:23 |
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selling paper hats 2000gp
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 19:24 |
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just ray posted:care for a burger? How did you see me I'm wearing my magic invisibility coat, but yes ok
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 19:30 |
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OctoberBlues posted:Hey who is the mayor, we'll need to chat. I am the mayor. First order of business: mandatory gay abortions.
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 19:30 |
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I'm grinding at the fishing pond outside town. Thinking of changing job to Chippy
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# ? Jul 8, 2016 19:36 |