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ManDingo
Jun 1, 2001
I cast Magic Missile then equip my sling.

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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I just opened a loot chest. It had a minor health potion and a straw hat with +1dexterity.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
im going to spraypaint pokerchips copper and silver so we have real money to play with please do not touch them until they are dry they are not legal tender until dry

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

King of Bees posted:

I just opened a loot chest. It had a minor health potion and a straw hat with +1dexterity.

I'm wearing the straw hat and nimbly making a cheese steak

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

whoflungpoop posted:

im going to spraypaint pokerchips copper and silver so we have real money to play with please do not touch them until they are dry they are not legal tender until dry

Hate to be a Debbie downer but you owe a lot of back taxes. I'm gonna need *smashes hand on adding machine* all your shiny coins

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Please get your votes in people, especially if you are friends or family of spud and don't want to see him get hung up from a tree.

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
[ray's hamburger stand daily special]

today at ray's earn 10xp with any standard hamburger meal!! (w/ small fries, small drink)






(press 5 on your touch tone phone to be removed from the mailing list)

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



We offer 12xp in the swamp. Come on down! The waters fine!

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
15xp and a coupon good for a free "orange julius" (participating locations only)

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
you just lost the game

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

Turdsdown Tom posted:

you just lost the game

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
A cool dog appears

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
im a cobbler

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
*cobbles a fine leather pair of embroidered dog boat shoes*

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

This Cracked Leather Armor is fancy enough for me! :)

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
I'm in the market for a straw boater hat

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
*rings a bell* burgers for sale! fresh hamburgers for sale!!

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Dr Cheeto posted:

Hate to be a Debbie downer but you owe a lot of back taxes. I'm gonna need *smashes hand on adding machine* all your shiny coins

id have some gold coins to pay it with but *points to gold spattered trashbag and face*

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Who doesn't serve cake after a post? We're sitting there like idiots looking at cool dog! Would it kill them to put out a pound cake?

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
pound cake is forbidden

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

no no that's the bonus round. maybe you would have gotten there if you didn't lose

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Hi I'm Professor Shark, I'm here to lend exceptionally little assistance and try to steal items from more formidable players!

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
suspiciously fine work on that cudge

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Hey guys, I know a blacksmith that is churning out chainmail tunics like nobody's business. Just come to the edge of this swamp I am totally unassociated with and start wading through the endless mire until you see him!

This is not a trick! :)

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Shaquin posted:

suspiciously fine work on that cudge

Thanks, took it off a guy I chocked out with my SASH then bashed his head in with my BUCKLER, now I have a dope rear end cudgel with nails and poo poo

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

I DIDN'T COME ALL THE WAY FROM QUEENS TO WADE THROUGH A DRAFTY SWAMP

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
*mixes berry blue koolaid with water, sugar, handful of crushed pills*

*pours carefully into glass vials, wipes up drip before it eats through table*

*removes safety glasses, opens merchant stall window, smiles at you*

welcome to The MANAgerie

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
*pull up in lifted Jeep with .50 cal turret, truck nuts, straw hat, minor healing potion and a backseat full of chainsaws*

*Rolls coal at the burger stand*

"I like my burgs with a little char"

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
please do not mix mana and health potions they do not work that way

on a related note we are temporarily out of fire resist potions

ManDingo
Jun 1, 2001
>attack cooldog
MANDINGO swings at COOLDOG
MANDINGO hits COOLDOG
MANDINGO does massive damage to COOLDOG
COOLDOG yelps
COOLDOG swings at MANDINGO
MANDINGO parries COOLDOG's attack
MANDINGO counters COOLDOG's attack
MANDINGO does godly damage to COOLDOG
COOLDOG is dead
>loot all
MANDINGO acquires coolhat.
MANDINGO acquires coolshades
>equip coolhat
>equip coolshades
>say "Look at me, I am the cooldog now."
MANDINGO says "Look at me, I am the cooldog now."

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
I'd like to be a witch also I wrote a really long backstory but the gist of it is that I get to start at level five with a magic witch coat that makes me invisible thanks

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

Aralan posted:

I'd like to be a witch also I wrote a really long backstory but the gist of it is that I get to start at level five with a magic witch coat that makes me invisible thanks

care for a burger?

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

OOC: Ban Mandingo for using a gameshark.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
I need the town crier in my office immediately! And get me some drat coffee!

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
ray's is now serving our world famous "coffee-burger" thats right. 1/4lb of rays famous musclemeat marinated in pure columbian coffee! mama mia! now served with a piping hot cup of coffee while supplies last!

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
selling paper hats 2000gp

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

just ray posted:

care for a burger?

How did you see me I'm wearing my magic invisibility coat, but yes ok

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

OctoberBlues posted:

Hey who is the mayor, we'll need to chat.

I am the mayor. First order of business: mandatory gay abortions.

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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I'm grinding at the fishing pond outside town. Thinking of changing job to Chippy

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