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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
I'm here *enters with steering wheel in his pantaloons*

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Smash it Smash hit posted:

I'm here *enters with steering wheel in his pantaloons*

please have a complementary hamburger *bows*

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

dad gay. so what posted:

please have a complementary hamburger *bows*

*shoves hamburger in pants*

*mods solemnly (and with respect)*

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Have a complimentary rock.

*hands you rock that says "you look nice."*

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Have a complimentary rock.

*hands you rock that says "you look nice."*

*hands you another hamburger and gestures towards your mouth*

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

dad gay. so what posted:

*hands you another hamburger and gestures towards your mouth*

*looks at hamburger dubiously*





*looks at you from the side*







*swallows hamburger whole*

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Smash it Smash hit posted:

*looks at hamburger dubiously*





*looks at you from the side*







*swallows hamburger whole*

another satisfied customer!

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
I'm saving the other one for later. *points at crotch*

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
*looks up and stares into the sky and seems to become paralyzed as though possessed by an alien*

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I have a message for ray

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

OctoberBlues posted:

I have a message for ray



*slowly awakens*

*gestures towards the swamp where ray is*

*looks skyward and becomes rigid*

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
I can't compete with this crowd of blood swamp shitters, not here- not in GBS! :sweatdrop:

I'll take one pocket-burger please and a roll in the swamp for realness factor :shrek:

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

I can't compete with this crowd of blood swamp shitters, not here- not in GBS! :sweatdrop:

I'll take one pocket-burger please and a roll in the swamp for realness factor :shrek:

one burger comin up!

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
*opens loot chest*
-one potion of minor healing
-one potion of remove curse
-iron ingot
-iron ingot
-silver ore

"One burger please!"

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

im here

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

*offers pants burger after breathing on it and shining it up!*

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
Hey shitasses I need volunteers at The MANAgerie to help test this bitch out

Somethings all hosed up with the new batch of remove curse pots

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Have you tried drinking limon pepino?!

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
The refreshment alone would send any curse a running!

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

whoflungpoop posted:

Hey shitasses I need volunteers at The MANAgerie to help test this bitch out

If you dab the remove curse potion onto your skin like a cologne people start to curse AT you rather than ON you- plus cat piss is a marked improvement over all that swamp juice smell!

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
thats loving bullshit. thanks, ill try that

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

probably going to kick everyone ITT's asses just so you know

dunno in what order but I'll get to it

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

HAY WHER MY DONUT

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
I'm in

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
burger for sale i guess...

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Where's my goddamn burger? Cheese pickles mayo.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

King of Bees posted:

Where's my goddamn burger? Cheese pickles mayo.

here

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

About God drat time.

*Rolls coal on you*

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

King of Bees posted:

About God drat time.

*Rolls coal on you*

*grumbles and makes some burgers* no one does poo poo one of these days they are gonna be so fuckin sorry... so sorry. fuckin shits. gently caress it.*inaudible mumbling*

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Mayo on a burg is gross

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

dad gay. so what posted:

*grumbles and makes some burgers* no one does poo poo one of these days they are gonna be so fuckin sorry... so sorry. fuckin shits. gently caress it.*inaudible mumbling*

What the gently caress! No pickles!

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

probably going to kick everyone ITT's asses just so you know

dunno in what order but I'll get to it

Hey, wanna gently caress?

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

vyst posted:

Mayo on a burg is gross

You're gross. Hahahahha

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

King of Bees posted:

What the gently caress! No pickles!



*looks at you*

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

dad gay. so what posted:

*looks at you*

*What choo staring at buckaroo stare back*

"I demand a refund"

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


This thread is swell.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

King of Bees posted:

*What choo staring at buckaroo stare back*

"I demand a refund"

*stares with a "francis" stare*

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
*lights up acigarette and smokes it*

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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

dad gay. so what posted:

*lights up acigarette and smokes it*

Me to

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