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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
I'm a witch hunter whose weapon of choice is the trombone

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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Dr Cheeto posted:

I'm going to broker peace with the goblins

Hey the goblins are in my swamp how about you come on in and hang out for a bit? *glows ominously*

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8DPJiAnqpU

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Got lots of witches in my swamp. They're hanging out in the algae choked morass with no visible bottom. Why don't you guys come on in and take a dip?

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
everyone close your eyes. okay only the witch hunters can read this part. im a witch hunter

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Jukeboxblues posted:

Hey everyone! Who wants to have unprotected sex with me? :)

See my above post. It's what I'm here for.

Macnult
Jul 7, 2013

Business Gorillas posted:

Hey the goblins are in my swamp how about you come on in and hang out for a bit? *glows ominously*

I'm not a goblin but I bet you have a fantastic swamp.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Macnult posted:

I'm not a goblin but I bet you have a fantastic swamp.

I have a pretty big gundam collection but if you wanna see if you're gonna have to walk through this zero visibility mist.

We don't have wendigos or sasquatches in this swamp, honest!

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Role assignments round one is done. Please send your votes to the vote collector, Make sure its to the real vote collector or they'll deliver the wrong info to the mayor, who will pass it to the town crier to announce.


Role assignments will resume when the vote is annoounced.

super mario batali
Aug 1, 2013

Dice-a the Mushroom
Grimey Drawer
There are Witches hanging out in forever 21 - I need to go investigate *gets on segway*

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Hi I collect votes, send them to me and I will collect them in a right and proper collecting manner.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

I go out to another thread, I come back, and find OP treating his body like it was an amusement park.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

OctoberBlues posted:

Hi I collect votes, send them to me and I will collect them in a right and proper collecting manner.

i vote im gay lol

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Just to let you guys know we have a voting office in my swamp. Just take a left off the path and walk towards the glowing lights that seem forever out of reach

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Nooner posted:

i vote im gay lol

One vote for "the dodgers suck bepis"

noted

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

I'm sitting on the toliet reading GBS and find out OP is gay! Not that there's anything wrong with that! I was so shocked I fell off the toilet and threw out my back! The super had to come in and call an ambulance! I was half NAKED!

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Wafflz posted:

Are you going to be testing competitors for post enhancing drugs?

Please use out of character tags for things like this

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

OctoberBlues posted:

One vote for "the dodgers suck bepis"

noted

now that is not what i said and you know it! :colbert:

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Isaac posted:

Please use out of character tags for things like this

I POSTED THAT BEFORE I HAD A CHARACTER!!!!

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Votes are starting to come in and whoa boy, this is going to be interesting

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I'm going to the tattoo parlor for a new tattoo. Brb

My vote is four btw.

lilbeefer
Oct 4, 2004

Ok i put my vote in and am sitting in my own sticky mess

Wha measures are in place to curb rampant witch cheating? Bog imps were nerfed last update but according 5o the new rule book witches dont get a buff when they cast poop bomb

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Something peculiar has happened

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

OctoberBlues posted:

Hey who is the mayor, we'll need to chat.

I'm the mayor, step into my office

lilbeefer
Oct 4, 2004

Is there a spoiler friendly place i can post my witch rule 34 porn

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Dr Cheeto posted:

I'm the mayor, step into my office

*quickly zips up pants and puts belt back on*

Yes sir!

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
As your mayor I really strongly urge all citizens to stay away from Business Gorrila's very spooky swamp because only the cool kids can hang there

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
im the health inspector I need to see youre fridge

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
*rolls food cart into town and props up umbrella*

hamburgers for sale! come and get your juicy hamburgers! ray's hamburger stand is open for business!

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

I feel like I have this pretty much wrapped up so


lilbeefer
Oct 4, 2004

Wise fwom your gwave

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I want to wear my robe and wizard hat

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
can my job be the Chief Pussy Inspector?

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

just ray posted:

*rolls food cart into town and props up umbrella*

hamburgers for sale! come and get your juicy hamburgers! ray's hamburger stand is open for business!

These hamburgers have traces of semen in them!

So they're extra tasty, I highly recommend them.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Whoever is witch tell me or I set my 2 boys on you, Timmy and Duane

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Dr Cheeto posted:

As your mayor I really strongly urge all citizens to stay away from Business Gorrila's very spooky swamp because only the cool kids can hang there

We have a bunch of hot babes and free brews in this swamp. Hope nobody tries to crash it *emits an eerie pale light*

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

spud posted:

Whoever is witch tell me or I set my 2 boys on you, Timmy and Duane



Your head is currently on the chopping block buckaroo.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

scott zoloft posted:

can my job be the Chief Pussy Inspector?

The only pussy here to inspect is you

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

:witch:

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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Who snuck up and kicked me in the Jimmy jammys?

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