Competitive GBS posting

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King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

Can I be a mall janitor in a mall that's barely functioning anymore and mostly vacant?

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 15:33

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 09:24

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

I'm going to the tattoo parlor for a new tattoo. Brb

My vote is four btw.

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 16:02

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

Who snuck up and kicked me in the Jimmy jammys?

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 16:35

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

I just opened a loot chest. It had a minor health potion and a straw hat with +1dexterity.

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 16:47

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

King of Bees posted:

I just opened a loot chest. It had a minor health potion and a straw hat with +1dexterity.

I'm wearing the straw hat and nimbly making a cheese steak

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 17:10

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

A cool dog appears

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 17:59

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

*pull up in lifted Jeep with .50 cal turret, truck nuts, straw hat, minor healing potion and a backseat full of chainsaws*

*Rolls coal at the burger stand*

"I like my burgs with a little char"

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 18:53

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

I'm grinding at the fishing pond outside town. Thinking of changing job to Chippy

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 19:36

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

I've put on a disguise and I'm investigating the town.

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 19:50

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

JiveHonky posted:

rate my poast

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 20:03

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

psychokitty posted:

Hay gusy wat r u up too

It's the latest news thread. :rolleyes:

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 20:13

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

I'm gonna roll coal on anyone who's walking, riding a bike, riding a horse, or driving a hybrid.

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 20:57

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

The burgers are cursed. It popped up as a hint on my load screen.

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 22:00

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

OctoberBlues posted:

Send your vote to me, I collect the votes.

Don't fall for it. Or the burgers!

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 23:35

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

I set up this:

# ¿ Jul 9, 2016 03:00

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

*opens loot chest*
-one potion of minor healing
-one potion of remove curse
-iron ingot
-iron ingot
-silver ore

"One burger please!"

# ¿ Jul 9, 2016 12:09

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

Where's my goddamn burger? Cheese pickles mayo.

# ¿ Jul 10, 2016 00:44

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

dad gay. so what posted:

here

About God drat time.

*Rolls coal on you*

# ¿ Jul 10, 2016 00:50

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

dad gay. so what posted:

*grumbles and makes some burgers* no one does poo poo one of these days they are gonna be so fuckin sorry... so sorry. fuckin shits. gently caress it.*inaudible mumbling*

What the gently caress! No pickles!

# ¿ Jul 10, 2016 00:59

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

vyst posted:

Mayo on a burg is gross

You're gross. Hahahahha

# ¿ Jul 10, 2016 00:59

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

dad gay. so what posted:

*looks at you*

*What choo staring at buckaroo stare back*

"I demand a refund"

# ¿ Jul 10, 2016 01:05

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

dad gay. so what posted:

*lights up acigarette and smokes it*

Me to

# ¿ Jul 10, 2016 01:13

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

dad gay. so what posted:

*puts it out on my toungue*

*Shoves mine up my rear end, smiles*

# ¿ Jul 10, 2016 01:15

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

dad gay. so what posted:

* smiles back, begins making some hamburgers*

*spits on the ground*

*Chuckles begins rolling coal all around town*

(Secretly annoyed about lack of pickles)

# ¿ Jul 10, 2016 01:21

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

Jukeboxblues posted:

*Sits in the middle of town with rear end in a top hat spread open*

Please! Please gently caress me! The world is going to end if no one fucks me!

*Rolls coal up you rear end*

# ¿ Jul 10, 2016 01:30

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

*take silver dollar and melt into silver bullet*
*"Silver" dollar is a spray painted poker chip*
*Starts randomly shooting six guns like Yosemite Sam*

# ¿ Jul 10, 2016 09:54

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

^{All those stays in the Leper colony really toughened up King of Bees holy Toledo!}

It's like where Kiddo goes to train with Pai Mei.

# ¿ Jul 10, 2016 11:50

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

*constructs cock fight ring*
*Waits patiently*

# ¿ Jul 10, 2016 22:40

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

King of Bees posted:

*constructs cock fight ring*
*Waits patiently*

Oops I meant cock ring.

# ¿ Jul 10, 2016 22:40

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

*wears cock ring prominently displayed*

"Cock rings for sale! 125SP!"

# ¿ Jul 10, 2016 23:21

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

Sintax posted:

Hmmm there have been some hear-tellings of some goings-ons about town and the news is bad news folks because there's a new TERROR in town and his name is Sintaxulusulesus the Necromancer!

I Cast Burning Fireball of Embers on all posters above me on this page, doing 20 dmg to each one (I rolled a d20 for each post just happened to come out all 20), the next 3 posters take 12 damage over time which reduces by 4 points for each post

Haaa ha! You imbeciles will all burn when +- you feel my VENGEANCE! You females might not had sex with me before but that won't matter after I gently caress your corpses!!

*flies around casting fireball spells very homosexually*

Welp. My cock rings are -50 fire damage too bad no one bought one.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2016 02:45

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

Sheep-Goats posted:

I asked everyone if they were good or bad and only one guy said he was bad but it was the new guy and he's a loving div so maybe he doesn't know you aren't supposed to do that, anyway it was King of Bees

Well I know who I just voted for!

# ¿ Jul 11, 2016 10:55

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 09:24

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

*Starts selling "I voted" button for one copper piece*

*Starts selling "gently caress voting" buttons for one gold piece*

# ¿ Jul 11, 2016 16:32

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