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I'm going to broker peace with the goblins
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 15:38 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 10:25 |
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OctoberBlues posted:Hey who is the mayor, we'll need to chat. I'm the mayor, step into my office
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 16:05 |
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As your mayor I really strongly urge all citizens to stay away from Business Gorrila's very spooky swamp because only the cool kids can hang there
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 16:07 |
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scott zoloft posted:can my job be the Chief Pussy Inspector? The only pussy here to inspect is you
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 16:26 |
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whoflungpoop posted:im going to spraypaint pokerchips copper and silver so we have real money to play with please do not touch them until they are dry they are not legal tender until dry Hate to be a Debbie downer but you owe a lot of back taxes. I'm gonna need *smashes hand on adding machine* all your shiny coins
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 17:15 |
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I'm in the market for a straw boater hat
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 18:04 |
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I need the town crier in my office immediately! And get me some drat coffee!
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 19:20 |
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As the mayor I need to know how many of you would like to ban furries from the thread
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 20:00 |
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SHISHKABOB posted:I'm the loving mayor rear end in a top hat. Wow there's no need to be rude, citizen. Now get the gently caress out of my office!
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 20:37 |
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SHISHKABOB posted:This is my office, bitch. I'm licking the furniture
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 20:46 |
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SHISHKABOB posted:I already licked them all. And put my pheromones on them. Are you trying to seduce me, or are you trying to usurp my office?
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 21:02 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 10:25 |
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SHISHKABOB posted:Burgers are banned. Someone arrest this man. Your sentence? Death by secret sauce injection. People, is a burg-hating man really even fit to be Mayor? I'm Dr Jon D. Cheeto and I'm going to take a big bite out of the most American hamburger ever conceived.
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 21:06 |