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Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
I'm going to broker peace with the goblins

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Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

OctoberBlues posted:

Hey who is the mayor, we'll need to chat.

I'm the mayor, step into my office

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
As your mayor I really strongly urge all citizens to stay away from Business Gorrila's very spooky swamp because only the cool kids can hang there

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

scott zoloft posted:

can my job be the Chief Pussy Inspector?

The only pussy here to inspect is you

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

whoflungpoop posted:

im going to spraypaint pokerchips copper and silver so we have real money to play with please do not touch them until they are dry they are not legal tender until dry

Hate to be a Debbie downer but you owe a lot of back taxes. I'm gonna need *smashes hand on adding machine* all your shiny coins

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
I'm in the market for a straw boater hat

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
I need the town crier in my office immediately! And get me some drat coffee!

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
As the mayor I need to know how many of you would like to ban furries from the thread

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

SHISHKABOB posted:

I'm the loving mayor rear end in a top hat.

Wow there's no need to be rude, citizen.

Now get the gently caress out of my office!

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

SHISHKABOB posted:

This is my office, bitch.



I'm licking the furniture

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

SHISHKABOB posted:

I already licked them all. And put my pheromones on them.

Are you trying to seduce me, or are you trying to usurp my office?

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Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

SHISHKABOB posted:

Burgers are banned. Someone arrest this man. Your sentence? Death by secret sauce injection.

People, is a burg-hating man really even fit to be Mayor?

I'm Dr Jon D. Cheeto and I'm going to take a big bite out of the most American hamburger ever conceived.

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