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ManDingo
Jun 1, 2001
I cast Magic Missile then equip my sling.

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ManDingo
Jun 1, 2001
>attack cooldog
MANDINGO swings at COOLDOG
MANDINGO hits COOLDOG
MANDINGO does massive damage to COOLDOG
COOLDOG yelps
COOLDOG swings at MANDINGO
MANDINGO parries COOLDOG's attack
MANDINGO counters COOLDOG's attack
MANDINGO does godly damage to COOLDOG
COOLDOG is dead
>loot all
MANDINGO acquires coolhat.
MANDINGO acquires coolshades
>equip coolhat
>equip coolshades
>say "Look at me, I am the cooldog now."
MANDINGO says "Look at me, I am the cooldog now."

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