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Lmao if ewoks make a return. Maybe Jar Jar's decendants could do for the role?
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I just saw the star wars movie and it was boring poo poo.
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Jul 9, 2016 01:48
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Everything in Star Wars is now the Ewoks.
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Jul 9, 2016 01:49
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your mothers box
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Jul 9, 2016 01:50
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Da da dadada daaa daa dadada daa daa dadadadaaaa.
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Jul 9, 2016 01:52
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Them slutty looking blue chicks.
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Jul 9, 2016 01:55
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Everything else was ripped straight from Ep4 so I'm gonna say we're gonna some clown town Jawas.
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Jul 9, 2016 01:55
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its gonna be just dogs, regular dogs with little vests
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Jul 9, 2016 01:59
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all-female ewoks with self-aware humor
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Jul 9, 2016 02:03
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I hear that Sulu is gay in the new Star Wars movie
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Jul 9, 2016 02:06
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The death star crashing into Endor pretty much set all of the forests of the whole moon on fire. After that, a nuclear winter ensued from all of the smoke and soot in the atmosphere.
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Jul 9, 2016 02:12
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BABA BA BAA
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Jul 9, 2016 02:13
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Gritty ewok reboot. Although those little fuckers got slaughtered in Jedi so I'm not sure how much grittier it could get.
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Jul 9, 2016 02:21
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empire clone swat cops whooped by teddy bears that worshipped a gold gay robot
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Jul 9, 2016 02:23
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By the new Ewoks, do you mean what's going to serve as highly marketable, cutesy, crowd-pleasing garabage? That would be Rey, Finn, Poe, etc.
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Jul 9, 2016 02:24
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SnowblindFatal posted:Lmao if ewoks make a return. SnowblindFatal posted:I just saw the star wars movie and it was boring poo poo. a goon poo poo on he own OP, a shameful goon
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Jul 9, 2016 03:06
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It's going to be the mickey mice.
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Jul 9, 2016 03:08
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Jul 9, 2016 03:10
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Maybe you should just grow up already
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Jul 9, 2016 03:17
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Animal-Mother posted:all-female ewoks with self-aware humor I am so sick of hearing about the new Ghostbusters.
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Jul 9, 2016 03:18
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We need to update this with "you fuckman" so it stays hip and fresh.
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Jul 9, 2016 03:20
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Cute cgi droids
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Jul 9, 2016 03:22
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Minions The yellow tic tac things
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Jul 9, 2016 03:31
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FogHelmut posted:The death star crashing into Endor pretty much set all of the forests of the whole moon on fire. After that, a nuclear winter ensued from all of the smoke and soot in the atmosphere. Except they have an extended sequence showing all is well.
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Jul 9, 2016 03:50
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George lucas is out so fingers crossed maybe there won't be one? Maybe not even an annoying as gently caress racist caricature character. BTW just as a reminder, there were actual ewok movies. No they weren't a fever dream. No I don't blame you for assuming they were. But in fact they were real. It's hosed up but that's just life ya know.
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Jul 9, 2016 03:55
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It'll be a dog riding a hoverboard
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Jul 9, 2016 04:18
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It will be something that 8 year old kids will like. 8 year old kids who could never understand Star Wars on as many levels as you do.
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Jul 9, 2016 06:47
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpXXTGqVLcw
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Jul 9, 2016 06:57
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Whos the bigger fool, the fool or the fool who follows his own op?
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Jul 9, 2016 07:00
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Maz Kanata was a dumb looking, lovely character. So unless they come up with something worse, it's her.
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Jul 9, 2016 07:28
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Haha, yeah, star wars is dumb because *esoteric plot point*. I really thought *full minor character's name* is dumb. Who watches this poo poo? Not me. It's for children.
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Jul 9, 2016 19:17
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Dwarf Amy Shumers with floppy hobbit feet.
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Jul 9, 2016 20:25
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Nathilus posted:George lucas is out so fingers crossed maybe there won't be one? Maybe not even an annoying as gently caress racist caricature character. And I looooved those Ewok movies as a kid. I was a giant star wars fan. And a big space balls fan and I got certain sequences in the two franchises mixed up a lot when I was around four - I definitely thought Darth Vader played with little action figures of himself and Luke and Han and Leia in Empire Strikes Back. I'm not sure why, maybe the Ewok movies convinced me Star Wars had a bunch of kiddie stuff in all of the movies. I was also really scared of Yoda so I fast forwarded past all the scenes with him in it. I loved Jabba though - I couldn't read very well so I wasn't sure what the subtitles really meant but I thought his voice was super funny. And I cried every time the rancor died because I hated to see his fat shirtless friend in the hood crying too. E- according to my dad I called them Strong Troopers and the droid See-Sleepyo. I was a goddamn retard.
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Jul 9, 2016 20:37
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A fedora weeb race that defeats the empire with their videogame playing skills.
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Jul 9, 2016 20:51
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Goons.
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Jul 9, 2016 20:58
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It's women and minorities.
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Jul 9, 2016 21:07
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General Dog posted:By the new Ewoks, do you mean what's going to serve as highly marketable, cutesy, crowd-pleasing garabage? That would be Rey, Finn, Poe, etc. ha ha, sounds like someone is bitter, possibly about the loss of the eu.
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Jul 9, 2016 22:19
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natetimm posted:Everything in Star Wars is now the Ewoks. I'd watch a Star Wars remake where everyone is an ewok
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Jul 9, 2016 22:26
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SnowblindFatal posted:I just saw the star wars movie and it was boring poo poo. Your posts are too boring poo poo
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*darth Vader removes his helmet to display a wizened, scrunched, partially hairless ewok face*
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