Buy exactly 3 items to fuck with the cashier

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SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
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Hello, in this thread we get to go to the store and can buy just 3 items with the intention of loving with the cashier.

There's a lot of different ways you can go with this. You could go really dark and buy a bag of candy and a couple other choice items.

You can pick whatever store you want to go to. No limits but it has to be exactly 3 items from one store.

I will start by using picture of the items in question that I would think would raise the eye brows of the cute girl behind the register at your local grocery store!

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EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

A man, a plan, a canal.

In a store in Panama.

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a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

um no I'm extremely shy and if I think any of my items are weird in combination I'll put it back and come back another day to get it~

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satanic splash-back: Jan 28, 2009

black beans, white beans, red beans

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Blistex: Oct 30, 2003; Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Baby cough medicine
Cigarettes
Hungry Man dinner
Alcohol

Have only enough money to get three of these things. . . return the baby cough medicine.

# ? Jul 9, 2016 03:56

gleebster: Dec 16, 2006; Only a howler; Pillbug

A dozen eggs, a half-gallon of milk.

Anything other than flour.

poo poo, the clerk is gonna be wondering how we're gonna bake anything for years.

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Samuel L. ACKSYN: Feb 29, 2008

~~~ hOw To PhUcK uP dA gRoCeRy StOrEs ~~~

# ? Jul 9, 2016 03:58

FormerPoster: Aug 5, 2004; Hair Elf

Blistex posted:

Baby cough medicine
Cigarettes
Hungry Man dinner
Alcohol

Have only enough money to get three of these things. . . return the baby cough medicine.

Replace the Hungry Man dinner with a GQ and you're really cooking with gas.

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Carmant: Nov 23, 2015; Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?

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Alucard: Mar 11, 2002; Pillbug

Enema bag
2 liter container of mountain dew code red
Congratulations on your high school graduation card

# ? Jul 9, 2016 04:02

Dewgy: Nov 10, 2005; ~🚚special delivery~📦

Carmant posted:

jesus christ nws that poo poo you rear end

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Tiny Timbs: Sep 6, 2008

2 GUNS AND A BULLET

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Salt Fish: Sep 11, 2003; Cybernetic Crumb

A cast iron skillet
Dish washing detergent
Steel wool

# ? Jul 9, 2016 04:05

Blistex: Oct 30, 2003; Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Salt Fish posted:

A cast iron skillet
Dish washing detergent
Steel wool

You dense motherfucker!

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ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

THREE condoms. Like who's gonna have sex 3 times in a night right? :shrug:

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AugmentedVision: Feb 17, 2011; by exmarx

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

THREE condoms. Like who's gonna have sex 3 times in a night right?

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Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Let's get the obvious out of the way.

# ? Jul 9, 2016 04:13

Dubplate Fire: Aug 1, 2010; bruvs be4 luvs

Blistex posted:

You dense motherfucker!

This guy never used a cast iron skillet before.

# ? Jul 9, 2016 04:14

gleebster: Dec 16, 2006; Only a howler; Pillbug

Salt Fish posted:

A cast iron skillet
Dish washing detergent
Steel wool

Wow, you are deep into Project Mindfuck.

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GPF: Jul 20, 2000; Kidney Buddies; Oven Wrangler

Graham cracker crust

Cool Whip

Rat Poison

# ? Jul 9, 2016 04:16

MD2020: May 30, 2003; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Eggs, cake mix, rat poison.

# ? Jul 9, 2016 04:16

Tuxedo Gin: May 21, 2003; Classy.

op's mom
a funnel
jumbo bag of reese's pieces

# ? Jul 9, 2016 04:17

Blistex: Oct 30, 2003; Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Wait!

How do we even know the cashier is going to gently caress these things with us?

# ? Jul 9, 2016 04:23

Teikanmi: Dec 16, 2006; by R. Guyovich

Vanilla ice cream
Hershey's syrup
Rainbow sprinkles

# ? Jul 9, 2016 04:26

GAYS FOR DAYS: Dec 22, 2005; by exmarx

pregnancy test
wire coat hangers
gauze

# ? Jul 9, 2016 04:27

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Baby shoes
Pregnancy test
An abortion

# ? Jul 9, 2016 04:30

Chumbawumba4ever97: Dec 31, 2000; by Fluffdaddy

Garbage bags

Zip ties

"sorry for your loss" sympathy card

# ? Jul 9, 2016 04:32

logical phalluses: Mar 18, 2009; The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

two virgin mary candles and a box of hamburger helper

# ? Jul 9, 2016 04:45

ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

Smooth peanut butter
Toilet paper soft

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Cowman: Feb 14, 2006; Beware the Cow

diapers
lottery ticket
stick of gum

# ? Jul 9, 2016 04:45

logical phalluses: Mar 18, 2009; The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

frozen TGI fridays potato skins, frozen TGI fridays mozzarella sticks, and a TGI fridays gift card

# ? Jul 9, 2016 04:45

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

condoms, motor oil, watermelon.

Never have the creepy smile leave your face.

# ? Jul 9, 2016 04:46

logical phalluses: Mar 18, 2009; The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

really i feel like most of the pharmacy section is cheating, especially the things involving the rear end

# ? Jul 9, 2016 04:46

DOMDOM: Apr 28, 2007; Fun Shoe

plan b
lube
aids test

# ? Jul 9, 2016 04:47

logical phalluses: Mar 18, 2009; The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

a rotisserie chicken, the largest possible bottle of garnier fructis, and a carton of marlboro reds.

edit: marlboro red 100s

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Lime Tonics: Nov 7, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

3 grapes, but pay with a hundred dollar bill.

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DOMDOM: Apr 28, 2007; Fun Shoe

frozen taquitos
hot jamaican beef patties
maxi padsw

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Sweaty IT Nerd: Jul 13, 2007

- Tent
- Sleeping bag
- Cooler

gently caress you cashier, I'm not going camping at all!

# ? Jul 9, 2016 04:49

logical phalluses: Mar 18, 2009; The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

Lime Tonics posted:

3 grapes, but pay with a hundred dollar bill.

this guy gets it

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logical phalluses: Mar 18, 2009; The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

aids, i mean

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