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Lot of goons are getting kind of old and having children either by accident or on purpose. But still they're children of goons so it's not like they have the best genes in those cells and I'm sure that already put at a disadvantage in the social jungle that is our world. Goon-Parents, no one is saying you don't love your kids, but take a good hard look at them. Is your kid a loser? Does he watch anime? Has he asked you to pay for his WoW subscription? Does he get straight A's? Go ahead and be honest; you'd totally give your kid a swirly if you were his age. This is a safe place to vent.
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Volume posted:Lot of goons are getting kind of old and having children either by accident or on purpose. But still they're children of goons so it's not like they have the best genes in those cells and I'm sure that already put at a disadvantage in the social jungle that is our world. what in the gently caress is wrong with you?
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Jul 9, 2016 05:52
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op, my spawn has been postnatally gestating for 16 months now, and he is still extremely dumb and retarded. i often tell him simple warnings like "hot", "you'll fall" and "that's poisonous." While I am sure he understands me after several failed attempts, he often seems to deliberately ignore my warnings, much to my chagrin. how much longer should i expect him to be extremely dumb and also retarded?
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Jul 9, 2016 05:53
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The Protagonist posted:op, my spawn has been postnatally gestating for 16 months now, and he is still extremely dumb and retarded. i often tell him simple warnings like "hot", "you'll fall" and "that's poisonous." While I am sure he understands me after several failed attempts, he often seems to deliberately ignore my warnings, much to my chagrin. I dunno I don't have kids for this exact reason
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Jul 9, 2016 05:56
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seriously, Volume, why are are you such an rear end in a top hat? What is your problem, dude?
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Jul 9, 2016 05:57
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wife left me and her parting shot was "you probably should never have children" i have a nephew and he's a total weeaboo and i feel bad for his parents because neither one of them are nerdy in any way
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Jul 9, 2016 05:59
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im lucky enough to not have a kid yet like gently caress i dont htink i would be a very good dad I like getting drunk and posting online not like, you know, taking care of kids and being responsible and poo poo lol
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Jul 9, 2016 05:59
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they dont bother closing the door when using the toilet...just like mommy or mommy and uncle too when we decide to have hugging contests at night
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Jul 9, 2016 06:01
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:seriously, Volume, why are are you such an rear end in a top hat? hit close to hme huh
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Jul 9, 2016 06:02
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if my kid is a failure i will just take them on a trip to the grand canyon on a windy day. my hands will be clean
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Jul 9, 2016 06:03
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im so afraid of realizing i have a failure child i heard the disease tends to skip a generation tho i hope soo
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Jul 9, 2016 06:05
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AugmentedVision posted:hit close to hme huh my family can't spell home either. You loving retard
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Jul 9, 2016 06:06
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:my family can't spell home either. why are you so angry on the internet it's friday night chill out
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Jul 9, 2016 06:07
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1iKKXVgUUs&t=71s
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Jul 9, 2016 06:07
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I was watching tv with my kids the other day and flipped past cartoon network, and Toonami or something was on My kid looked at me and said "daddy, why are we watching anime" I have never been more proud of him than in that moment. I think he's gonna be okay
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Jul 9, 2016 06:08
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raditts posted:I was watching tv with my kids the other day and flipped past cartoon network, and Toonami or something was on you should have beat him for even knowing what anime is the a-word is not allowed in my house
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Jul 9, 2016 06:09
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Tuxedo Gin posted:you should have beat him for even knowing what anime is It's important to know what needs to be avoided in life Don't do drugs, don't do anime
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Jul 9, 2016 06:11
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Volume posted:Lot of goons are getting kind of old and having children either by accident or on purpose. But still they're children of goons so it's not like they have the best genes in those cells and I'm sure that already put at a disadvantage in the social jungle that is our world. gb2 teh garage
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Jul 9, 2016 06:11
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Tuxedo Gin posted:why are you so angry on the internet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0TzUNti3rY
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Jul 9, 2016 06:12
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One of my kids is pulling down drat near 6 figures being a code monkey. He doin' alright. The other two are weeaboos but I don't give a gently caress as long as they are happy.
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Jul 9, 2016 06:14
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dee eight posted:One of my kids is pulling down drat near 6 figures being a code monkey. He doin' alright. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0TzUNti3rY
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Jul 9, 2016 06:19
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raditts posted:It's important to know what needs to be avoided in life Y'all listen to raddits.
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Jul 9, 2016 07:45
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:seriously, Volume, why are are you such an rear end in a top hat? Guy who tried cutting off his own head with a circular saw, somehow is unbalanced?
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Jul 9, 2016 08:02
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Doomtrain posted:Guy who tried cutting off his own head with a circular saw, somehow is unbalanced? Did Volume try to off himself and the cops saved him? Is that why he hates them so much??
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Jul 9, 2016 08:06
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I grounded my child because of his sweaty balls.
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Jul 9, 2016 08:16
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Guard your av zealously, my newbie, and tread not the tangles of FYAD.
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Jul 9, 2016 08:19
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If I found out I had any kids out there I'd go get that thing and throw it in the loving swamp gently caress that. I do have nephews I love, though. They're sort of the sitcom setup where one is a rough and tumble goofball who plays sports and the other is a tall lanky geek type (who I'm like 99% sure is gay). Their dad has already nerded them both it though. There's a room in the basement that's just 4 big easy chairs and 4 big tvs, with a ps4, and xbone and two PCs hooked up to them. They just sit down there all night playing games and being online. My sister serves them their dinner down there. I think it's very weird.
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Jul 9, 2016 08:31
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Losers breed losers, it is known
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Jul 9, 2016 08:33
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I'm doing the responsible thing and getting snipped.
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Jul 9, 2016 08:40
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my kids are pretty decent despite my best effort of giving them a lack of nutrition and trying to emotionally stunt them growing up
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Jul 9, 2016 10:04
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Mine is like 10 weeks old and she doesn't do anything besides smile at me after blasting a duke and puking on me. She is going to be a great goonette.
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Jul 9, 2016 10:14
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She seriously is advanced on the social scales of "shooting out fluids on other people and laughing about it" and that just is loving karma for me man, what else can I say.
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Jul 9, 2016 10:16
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AugmentedVision posted:hit close to hme huh
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Jul 9, 2016 10:17
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if i had a child I would shower him with love and affection and a kick rear end 150 cc motobike which he will gently caress himself up on constantly. if i have a girl i'll pull the ole chinesy special and flush it
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Jul 9, 2016 10:59
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dee eight posted:One of my kids is pulling down drat near 6 figures being a code monkey. He doin' alright. the first Good Goon Parent?
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Jul 9, 2016 11:12
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHu9D8armIA
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Jul 9, 2016 11:39
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My son moved out when he was 17, hooked up with and then married a really rich dude. He's basically set for life
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Jul 9, 2016 11:40
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My wife and I did the calculations, and we figured out there are several non-zero probabilities. 1. The child could be a red-headed boy 2. The child could grow up to be a criminal 3. The child could grow up to be the perfect example of the song "Cat's in the cradle" 4. The child could grow up to be a goon For these reasons, and others, I had a vasectomy many years ago. It has really eased my mind.
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My kids are pretty cool and do normal kid stuff and we have a lot of fun. 
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