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it's an exciting 2 seconds. i hide the porn first, because i am a man filled with shame.
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 05:59 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 15:47 |
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gently caress that, I ain't hiding poo poo. They can walk out if it bothers them.
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 05:59 |
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i hide nothing. if they caught me jerking it then they can leave or join in
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 06:00 |
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jerkin off fuggin rules, I love 2 jerk off, you could even say i love 3 jerk off (its more than 2 lol!!)
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 06:00 |
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i dont stop
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 06:00 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsctkiTJrWo
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 06:01 |
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Look them in the eye and keep jerkin'.
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 06:02 |
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Tuxedo Gin posted:i hide nothing. if they caught me jerking it then they can leave or join in
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 06:03 |
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the pokemon doll
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 06:03 |
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bunch of loving degenerates itt
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 06:04 |
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get hands off genitals is step numero uno if u just say u were just reading an adults magazine in the nude (but not caught jacking it) its much less awkward and kind of makes u come off like a real old school old world type playboy so there
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 06:08 |
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I probably hide my junk and use the old Pete Townsend defense
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 06:09 |
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I live a lonely life and this would never happen. I'd just keep jerking off until I bleed or cum or both.
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 06:10 |
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Penis because I would be jacking off to a picture of stalin which is okay for them to see
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 06:11 |
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Mariana Horchata posted:get hands off genitals is step numero uno I once tried arguing that I was visiting unlikelyobjects.com for the articles but with little success.
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 06:21 |
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I have an elaborate system of tripwires and alarms set up so that no one can come within fifty yards of me while I'm jerkin it. Military service really prepared me for civilian life that way.
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 06:21 |
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i like to stand up straight and show them my huge cock
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 06:22 |
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jerking off is a natural and beautiful thing but theres nothing natural or beautiful about the hosed up poo poo I jerk off to
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 06:22 |
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Funky See Funky Do posted:I once tried arguing that I was visiting unlikelyobjects.com for the articles but with little success. its all about what you yourself choose to believe
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 06:25 |
finish what im doing first op
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 07:08 |
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I usually finish in 10 seconds so their prize is to watch me finish masturbating
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 07:26 |
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i ain't hiding poo poo. watching porn is healthy. i'm a healthy boy. mama's proud of me.
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 08:05 |
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curl into a ball and roll off the bed like the mighty pill bug
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 08:09 |
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jerk off on them. anyone in my room w me jerking off should reasonably expect this
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 08:09 |
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You are already busted, so might as well finish. It's part of the thrill.
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 08:47 |
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When my son did this I simply told him to go back to his room so I could finish. The next day was awkward for sure but he had to grow up sooner or later
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 08:55 |
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firstly why does someone walk in??
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 10:47 |
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came to post dis
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 10:52 |
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never jerked off so couldn't comment
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 10:57 |
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The entrance is a 2ft by 3ft (1m by 2m) tunnel; they couldn't walk in.
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 11:06 |
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The ultimate losing situation. If you go for the junk, you won't stuff it inside in time and have to try to sit there with an arm over it. If you go for the porn, the computer will probably lag out and hold the image for a good long 10-15 seconds then disappear, which looks even worse. The only way to win is to bolt the loving door
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 11:31 |
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 11:35 |
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Sever penis, throw computer against wall, commit suicide, then ejaculate.
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 11:37 |
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 11:45 |
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i.... i.... dunno wtf is this. why would mum stay in the room and keep talking? why would you upload it? wtf
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 11:50 |
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the parents of the mentally ill are the silent victims... unless they are uploading vids of their trans child ... wanking? jesus I dunno what that is even more, like a chimp in the zoo frantically jamming sticks up its rear end
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 12:11 |
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a dolphin raping scuba divers to death by dragging them to the depths under a flurry of thrusts, pure animistic self satisfaction admirable, in a way
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 12:13 |
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Blazing Ownager posted:The ultimate losing situation. If you go for the junk, you won't stuff it inside in time and have to try to sit there with an arm over it. If you go for the porn, the computer will probably lag out and hold the image for a good long 10-15 seconds then disappear, which looks even worse. get a better computer bro, get a better computer.
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 13:13 |
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Close the laptop on my dick of course
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 13:17 |
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blam in their face, OP
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 13:20 |