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a gay lion named Tangiers
Jul 30, 2013
it's an exciting 2 seconds. i hide the porn first, because i am a man filled with shame.

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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
gently caress that, I ain't hiding poo poo. They can walk out if it bothers them.

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

i hide nothing. if they caught me jerking it then they can leave or join in

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
jerkin off fuggin rules, I love 2 jerk off, you could even say i love 3 jerk off (its more than 2 lol!!)


FAGGY CLAUSE
Apr 9, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
i dont stop

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsctkiTJrWo

Ziggy Smalls
May 24, 2008

If pain's what you
want in a man,
Pain I can do
Look them in the eye and keep jerkin'.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Tuxedo Gin posted:

i hide nothing. if they caught me jerking it then they can leave or join in

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

the pokemon doll

a gay lion named Tangiers
Jul 30, 2013
bunch of loving degenerates itt

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
get hands off genitals is step numero uno



if u just say u were just reading an adults magazine in the nude (but not caught jacking it) its much less awkward and kind of makes u come off like a real old school old world type playboy so there

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
I probably hide my junk and use the old Pete Townsend defense

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
I live a lonely life and this would never happen. I'd just keep jerking off until I bleed or cum or both.

THE PWNER
Sep 7, 2006

by merry exmarx
Penis because I would be jacking off to a picture of stalin which is okay for them to see

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Mariana Horchata posted:

get hands off genitals is step numero uno



if u just say u were just reading an adults magazine in the nude (but not caught jacking it) its much less awkward and kind of makes u come off like a real old school old world type playboy so there

I once tried arguing that I was visiting unlikelyobjects.com for the articles but with little success.

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
I have an elaborate system of tripwires and alarms set up so that no one can come within fifty yards of me while I'm jerkin it. Military service really prepared me for civilian life that way.

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

i like to stand up straight and show them my huge cock

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
jerking off is a natural and beautiful thing but theres nothing natural or beautiful about the hosed up poo poo I jerk off to

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Funky See Funky Do posted:

I once tried arguing that I was visiting unlikelyobjects.com for the articles but with little success.

its all about what you yourself choose to believe

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
finish what im doing first op

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I usually finish in 10 seconds so their prize is to watch me finish masturbating

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
i ain't hiding poo poo. watching porn is healthy. i'm a healthy boy. mama's proud of me.

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

curl into a ball and roll off the bed like the mighty pill bug

Thunderbro
Sep 1, 2008
jerk off on them. anyone in my room w me jerking off should reasonably expect this

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


You are already busted, so might as well finish. It's part of the thrill.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
When my son did this I simply told him to go back to his room so I could finish. The next day was awkward for sure but he had to grow up sooner or later

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
:nws:firstly why does someone walk in??:nws:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

came to post dis

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
never jerked off so couldn't comment

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat
The entrance is a 2ft by 3ft (1m by 2m) tunnel; they couldn't walk in.

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
The ultimate losing situation. If you go for the junk, you won't stuff it inside in time and have to try to sit there with an arm over it. If you go for the porn, the computer will probably lag out and hold the image for a good long 10-15 seconds then disappear, which looks even worse.

The only way to win is to bolt the loving door

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

:same:

:psyduck:

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender
Sever penis, throw computer against wall, commit suicide, then ejaculate.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010





i.... i.... dunno wtf is this. why would mum stay in the room and keep talking? why would you upload it? wtf :psyduck:

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
the parents of the mentally ill are the silent victims...

unless they are uploading vids of their trans child ... wanking? jesus I dunno what that is even more, like a chimp in the zoo frantically jamming sticks up its rear end

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
a dolphin raping scuba divers to death by dragging them to the depths under a flurry of thrusts, pure animistic self satisfaction

admirable, in a way

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Blazing Ownager posted:

The ultimate losing situation. If you go for the junk, you won't stuff it inside in time and have to try to sit there with an arm over it. If you go for the porn, the computer will probably lag out and hold the image for a good long 10-15 seconds then disappear, which looks even worse.

The only way to win is to bolt the loving door

get a better computer bro, get a better computer.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Close the laptop on my dick of course

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TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

blam in their face, OP

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