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penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

Waltzing Along posted:

No one actually pisses through the hole

w w wait... really... :( am i a freak

the pa rt I hate is you cant really clear the pipes that well if the zipper doesnt go down far enough so i dribble piss in my pants

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Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

w w wait... really... :( am i a freak

the pa rt I hate is you cant really clear the pipes that well if the zipper doesnt go down far enough so i dribble piss in my pants

youre supposed to flop it around and spray droplets everywhere, especially the guy in the next urinal. thats why he parked next to you in the first place

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Waltzing Along posted:

No one actually pisses through the hole

everyone pisses through the hole

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
This is why they make women's slacks with the zipper on the back, so they can just squeeze a turd out over the bottom of the zipper. :j:

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Do you guys sit or stand up when you pee?

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Blazing Zero posted:

youre supposed to flop it around and spray droplets everywhere, especially the guy in the next urinal. thats why he parked next to you in the first place

Speaking of the guy in the next stall, why do Europeans always be looking over the stall at my penis. I don't see Americans doing this. I just take this to mean all Europeans are gay.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

ţh€ ǥɨяţh¥ βяąǥ

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Your penis is odd

bleep.bloop
Jun 19, 2016

Oh, dear leader!

Waltzing Along posted:

Speaking of the guy in the next stall, why do Europeans always be looking over the stall at my penis. I don't see Americans doing this. I just take this to mean all Europeans are gay.

He's just checking you out. If I were you I'd get his number.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Zzulu posted:

Do you guys sit or stand up when you pee?

I sit when I pee, which tends to get awkward for the guys at the other urinals.

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Frankenstyle posted:

I sit when I pee, which tends to get awkward for the guys at the other urinals.

Same, but the guy washing his hands at the sink next to mine

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Zzulu posted:

Do you guys sit or stand up when you pee?

neither

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

Frankenstyle posted:

Because children have tiny arms.

I was going to make a tasteless joke but I can't beat this so

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Waltzing Along posted:

Speaking of the guy in the next stall, why do Europeans always be looking over the stall at my penis. I don't see Americans doing this. I just take this to mean all Europeans are gay.
They Want To Check If European :xd: Share If U Love Dis

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