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Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
You know how big stores have their own special brand of things? Well every wal mart brand of things is poo poo. Their cups chipped within an hour, their towels feel like dish rags after one wash, and their microwave would set my house on fire if it wasn't for my circuit breaker.

Also all wal marts have a weird walmart smell that's disgusting.



Tell me about your gross/lovely walmart experiences, or post gross walmart pics.

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BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
I think Walmart is deece ... whose house brand do you prefer?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I didnt read the OP but the OPs mom gave me a hummer in the walmart bathroom

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

I think Walmart is deece ... whose house brand do you prefer?

Target is pretty good.

amityville anus posted:

I didnt read the OP but the OPs mom gave me a hummer in the walmart bathroom

This is such a creative and unique post that I have never read before. Thank you!

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Stop being poor and shop somewhere else.

cnut
May 3, 2016

amityville anus posted:

I didnt read the OP but the OPs mom gave me a hummer in the walmart bathroom

same

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
my walmart microwave works fine :shrug:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Save money.
Live better.
WAL-MART.

trash person
Apr 5, 2006

Baby Executive is pleased with your performance!
I worked at Walmart for 3 and a half years.

And I still didn't do my main grocery/house needs shopping at Walmart.

cnut
May 3, 2016

gently caress walmart

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I haven't been to a wal mart in a year since target and grocery stores are all closer here, but I used to go a lot where I lived before. As I recall, the great value brand was pretty decent, I don't remember anything being specifically bad. And it seems like they have a store brand for almost everything, which is nice.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

cnut posted:

gently caress walmart

I would if I could!

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

whoa i think op is on to something here

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
i always thought that the walmart smell was largely caused by the food places in them like subway...especially since those are located right by the entrance and the smell gets stronger the closer u get to them and it hits u as soon as u walk in. the remainder of it is prob from the cheap chemicals used to clean the place and of course the general smell of the people (both shoppers AND employees). some walmarts dont have much of a smell tho, usually the nicer and newer super walmarts have a p neutral aroma, esp the ones in rural areas like New Hampshire which attract a much broader demographic since often its the only store in a 50mi radius.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I'm wearing an undershirt from Walmart right now

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
But you can park there for 48 hours and take shits!

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
What isle are the tinfoil or lightbulbs on?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Drad_Bert posted:

What isle are the tinfoil or lightbulbs on?

Up ur butt and around the corner

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Up ur butt and around the corner

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Walmart lowers property values.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Walmarts are usually built in low income areas and are understaffed with terrible customer service and cheaply made products and usually dirty while the Walton family wallows in opulence.

What I'm saying here is poor people need to be eradicated.

IronClaymore
Jun 30, 2010

by Athanatos

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Stop being poor and shop somewhere else.

When the Revolution comes, I look forward to eating your thighs.

I learnt a new recipe recently, about roasting super fatty meat. Lime [the fruit] and sea salt, and very very slowly roasted at very low oven temperature. The lipids slowly flow into the pan, leaving the cells themselves. Fat cells still contain protein and yummy stuff even when you get rid of the gross fat gunk. And so they keep the flavour. And it's winter here, excess fat isn't an issue. We all need fat-soluble vitamins, something that vegans always forget.

Sorry, Bloodfat McCoy, but, if prices become too severe, you'll be first on the menu.


Edit:
vvv
Also, not everyone has access to a loving car! drat, I'm not just poor, I'm "20th century poor"!
Ooh, when I can no longer afford to run my fridge, will your conservatives take pity on me? They always complain about poor people having fridges.

IronClaymore fucked around with this message at 17:21 on Jul 9, 2016

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

It must be better other places, but around here all the groceries are about 1.25-1.5x the price of going to Walmart. So if I can save $50-$75/trip then fuckin A, I'm going to Walmart.

The only way to save money by going to grocery stores around here is to spend your day searching the weekly ads, carefully plan your trip, drive 60 miles round trip, spend more time driving around store to store buying whatever is on sale and moving onto the next store. You only live once and I'm not dedicating 8hrs on a weekend to planning and shopping for groceries.

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
target brand dental floss is worthless. i mean its just floss but the dispenser comes apart the first time you use it.

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
Sams club, walmart's rip off of Costco isn't too bad. I like their store brand of paper towels and roasted chickens for $5

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Walfart

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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:vince:

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

It must be better other places, but around here all the groceries are about 1.25-1.5x the price of going to Walmart. So if I can save $50-$75/trip then fuckin A, I'm going to Walmart.

The only way to save money by going to grocery stores around here is to spend your day searching the weekly ads, carefully plan your trip, drive 60 miles round trip, spend more time driving around store to store buying whatever is on sale and moving onto the next store. You only live once and I'm not dedicating 8hrs on a weekend to planning and shopping for groceries.

This was true in the small town I used to live in. With only a couple of exceptions everything was cheaper at wal mart.

I'd be interested to see what the prices are like at the wal mart here since it's a bigger city, but it's like a 30 minute drive away in one of the suburbs, so I'm not doing that.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
walmart sucks??? :vince:

cnut
May 3, 2016

dad gay. so what posted:

walmart sucks??? :vince:

:vince:

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

dad gay. so what posted:

walmart sucks??? :vince:


:vince: :vince: :vince:

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
i live in a big city that's supposedly expensive and the local big grocery store is 2x cheaper than wal mart and their produce is actually fresh and keeps fresh for weeks. Walmart produce lasts max a few days and is usually rotten to begin with.

I mean i got fresh cherries at 1.99/lb which is insanely cheap.

Sperghetti
Apr 21, 2010

I worked at a Woodforest Bank inside a Walmart back when I was in college. I witnessed the depths of human depravity from the comfort of my desk chair.

The bank was next to a tiny photography studio nook which was next to the exit. This was the era where it was still cool for security to tackle shoplifters, plus most of the undercover security guys were real police so they had no compunctions about layin motherfuckers out if they tried to run for it.There were tons of instances where I got to see shoplifters get escorted to the back or get loving walloped. The saddest and therefore funniest were usually around holidays.

Around Christmas, there was this 300 pound hambeast of a mom with a mob of kids, who looked around 6 years old and younger, that tried to steal a V-Tech Leapfrog (which is like an educational kid game toy fake laptop thing) using the ol' undercarriage of the cart trick. The cops got her at the door but she refused to surrender. I announced to my fellow misanthropic bank staff "come quick there's a runner!" but instead of running out the door, she ran into the little photography studio nook and surrounded herself with her 5 or so kids, using them as a pitiful human shield wall. The standoff lasted for a couple hours before uniformed cops showed up and finally dragged her out while she clutched her screaming child as a drowning man would cling to a lifeline. The kids tugged on the cops and pleaded, "Please don't take our mommy!" but to no avail. I'm pretty sure The Sound of Silence was playing and the whole thing was in slow motion for dramatic effect.

So yeah, that was a pretty good day at Walmart.

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
Also they have a cool old dude who wears sparkly fake nails and eyeliner, which wouldn't fly at Walmart.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Walmart is turning slowly into the fighting spot of choice over waffle house.

Video captures brawl at Gates Walmart involving 30 people

http://www.whec.com/news/brawl-gates-walmart/4190557/

Plus, walmart keeps firing the greeters now and replacing them with "theft control" specialists, whatever the gently caress those are.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i liked being dragged to Walmart when i was younger because there was an Auntie Anne's inside, so it smelled like hot pretzels all the time

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
walmart sucks & fucks. walmart sexs barely ligal videos l@@@@@@@@@k

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
i accidentally bought great value brand diet cream soda the other day and i was impressed so gently caress you op

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



walmart is great when you need food and medicine and some socks or whatever at 3 in the morning

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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Meh, Wal-Mart is OK. I don't get emotionally invested in my shopping decisions like all of you cool guys though, so just go wherever is closest or convenient.

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