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Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

8 track betamax posted:

Wow yes OP these simple flash games with a re-re-re-re-re-re-re-reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetro style are certainly mindblowing

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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Necc0 posted:

hey wow turns out you can store data in any file extension you want turns out it's totally arbitrary!

WOW!!! HOLY SHII:IT

It's actually a valid png file though. It's still not impressive because pngs can have arbitrary data chunks. They could also use steganography and store the game rom in the lowest bit or two of each color channel of each pixel. That would limit the game file size, but that's on theme.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Press A to smoke weed

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

Germstore posted:

It's actually a valid png file though. It's still not impressive because pngs can have arbitrary data chunks. They could also use steganography and store the game rom in the lowest bit or two of each color channel of each pixel. That would limit the game file size, but that's on theme.

yup, that is, in fact, how it works

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
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Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

Necc0 posted:

hey wow turns out you can store data in any file extension you want turns out it's totally arbitrary!

WOW!!! HOLY SHII:IT

I remember downloading porn with an .mp3 extension from Napster back in the day. Nobody would ever assume Blink_182_B_Sides.mp3 was porn! HAHAHAHAHA

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

this is a very dumb idea

EVIL Gibson
Mar 23, 2001

Internet of Things is just someone else's computer that people can't help attaching cameras and door locks to!
:vapes:
Switchblade Switcharoo

Prettz posted:

this is a very dumb idea

Its cool. I understand how you wouldn't like it.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

chaosbreather posted:

holy crap i made this and someone remembered. this made my day thanks anime is blood

pico 8 is indeed super duper cool, i think many goons would enjoy Ennuigi and Frog Home


actually no this isn't how pico 8 does it. you give it a screenshot to use as a cover label image, and it encodes the data payload as the least significant bit of each colour of each pixel

:buddy:

when you posted it I was confused about the pico thing and I thought it was just some kind of flash game but now I get it

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

chaosbreather posted:

actually no this isn't how pico 8 does it. you give it a screenshot to use as a cover label image, and it encodes the data payload as the least significant bit of each colour of each pixel
hmm yeah if you open up one of the cartridges in photoshop you can see theres a bunch of weird noise on all of the color channels, including alpha, so they probably take 2 bits from each channel to get 8 bits or something.

emoji
Jun 4, 2004

theperminator posted:

lua is for babies

Incorrect.

Malcolm XML
Aug 8, 2009

I always knew it would end like this.
what kind of ram it got


is it the bad ram

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
someone finish Something Awful: The Lost King and then port it to PICO-8

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Pretty neat

Loads on my phone but I can't do anything cause keyboard

Someone make one for a phone

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
It's be cool if it had an instruction set and poo poo instead of just using plus.

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

chaosbreather posted:

actually no this isn't how pico 8 does it. you give it a screenshot to use as a cover label image, and it encodes the data payload as the least significant bit of each colour of each pixel
wow

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
really cool tech imho

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
not idiotic nerd masturbation

polio king
Jun 19, 2004

theperminator posted:

lua is for babies

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
Sorry OP but actually creating and knowing new things isn't nearly as interesting or cool as drinking heavily and hating everything

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
So many people hate the Pico-8, which I really just don't get. Someone wondered to themselves, "could I do [thing]?" They took to a chair with an IDE/ interpreter open, began working, and, however much time later, came out with [thing]. other people wanted to use [thing] as a vehicle to express their creativity, and now they have, and the overall results are kind of mediocre from a quality perspective, but hey -- [thing] actually works and it's kind of interesting how it works.

Meanwhile, over at Something Awful, man children have stirred from their synchronized afternoon naps to hate [thing] because.. Well, I don't really know why.

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

to make a game all you have to do is learn a stupid hobby language no one uses

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
none of these games are fun except the nuculear reactor game.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

FoxStrats posted:

So many people hate the Pico-8, which I really just don't get. Someone wondered to themselves, "could I do [thing]?" They took to a chair with an IDE/ interpreter open, began working, and, however much time later, came out with [thing]. other people wanted to use [thing] as a vehicle to express their creativity, and now they have, and the overall results are kind of mediocre from a quality perspective, but hey -- [thing] actually works and it's kind of interesting how it works.

Meanwhile, over at Something Awful, man children have stirred from their synchronized afternoon naps to hate [thing] because.. Well, I don't really know why.

I don't hate the thing :unsmith:

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
I don't hate the thing. I just think it would be better if it was actually emulating an actual instruction set instead of interpreting lua. If anything it is insufficiently nerdy for my taste.

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

FoxStrats posted:

So many people hate the Pico-8, which I really just don't get. Someone wondered to themselves, "could I do [thing]?" They took to a chair with an IDE/ interpreter open, began working, and, however much time later, came out with [thing]. other people wanted to use [thing] as a vehicle to express their creativity, and now they have, and the overall results are kind of mediocre from a quality perspective, but hey -- [thing] actually works and it's kind of interesting how it works.

Meanwhile, over at Something Awful, man children have stirred from their synchronized afternoon naps to hate [thing] because.. Well, I don't really know why.

It sucks because it's intended to trick dumb people into thinking [thing] is more clever than it actually is. The Big Bang Theory of retro indie games.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

AugmentedVision posted:

It sucks because it's intended to trick dumb people into thinking [thing] is more clever than it actually is. The Big Bang Theory of retro indie games.

While I don't hate thing myself, this is an accurate statement. It's a modern game engine wrapped up to look like a retro console.

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

this is cool and one of the games was on sgdq few days ago

this one actually http://www.lexaloffle.com/bbs/?tid=2145

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Germstore posted:

While I don't hate thing myself, this is an accurate statement. It's a modern game engine wrapped up to look like a retro console.

I think the whole point of it is to build games inside of a set of working technical constraints, as opposed to a lot of the twee indy stuff on steam and elsewhere that just adopts pixelly aesthetics to prey on nostalgia but still clocks in at multiple gigs to download

even if the constraints are arbitrary and not "authentic" enough the gimmick of using little PNGs to do it is interesting, to me

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
I get it. It's more like I expected it to be one thing, and then it wasn't. Now I'm probably going to try to create what I thought it was but quit as soon as I realize how daunting that is.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I made a visual novel where you date pigeons, I am rich as gently caress now.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





LUA can suck my dillz. It's terrible.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Everdraeds photoshops are about to get a whole lot crazier

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

CharlestonJew posted:

Everdraeds photoshops are about to get a whole lot crazier

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
i wish someone did the cliff yablonski game in pico-8

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chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

Germstore posted:

It's be cool if it had an instruction set and poo poo instead of just using plus.

it has a full emulated console memory that you can PEEK and POKE directly, which lets you get at secret hidden modes and gently caress with music and graphics to be weird/awesome

you can also enable mouse support from in there, but imho that's the against the spirit of the system because surely only the devkit has a keyboard and mouse

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