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This thread is like the south park episode about Harley riders except it's about condo owners
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Jul 11, 2016 13:27
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Back in my day when we played Poke a man we did everything we could to avoid catching anything.
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Jul 11, 2016 13:44
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Someone take over the local gym with a trainer named "3OLIVESSUCKS"
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Jul 11, 2016 13:49
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3 Olives is such a lazy evolution, Olive deserved better
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Jul 11, 2016 14:06
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Butt Wizard posted:http://m.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11672443 i like it tell me more
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Jul 11, 2016 15:02
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whoflungpoop posted:Teach the kids about all the things you've caught without an app 
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Jul 11, 2016 15:09
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Rob those goddamn poke jerks
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Jul 11, 2016 16:13
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A child is wandering around outdoors looking for Pokemon. He crosses 3O's line of sight 50 yards away. 3O: (!) *Sprints over to kid* 3O: I LIVE IN THESE CONDOS. YOU ARE TRESPASSING! *It's a battle!*
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Jul 11, 2016 16:44
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three olives is the kind of guy who would have a pet newt
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Jul 11, 2016 17:23
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You live in a condo not a house you son of a bitch I know my 3O lore... I'm driving to where you live and I'm gonna capture that gym
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Jul 11, 2016 17:24
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My favorite 3O anecdote is when he called the city or his building mgmt and had them put those hobo spikes outside of his building so that hobos wouldnt sleep there.
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Jul 11, 2016 17:25
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vyst posted:My favorite 3O anecdote is when he called the city or his building mgmt and had them put those hobo spikes outside of his building so that hobos wouldnt sleep there. Mine is that he can only take uber to places and absolutely cannot walk because he will get beat up for being a homosexual.
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Jul 11, 2016 17:26
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vyst posted:My favorite 3O anecdote is when he called the city or his building mgmt and had them put those hobo spikes outside of his building so that hobos wouldnt sleep there. I guess he was tired of getting turned down when he invited them up to his place.
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Jul 11, 2016 17:33
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3OLIVES uses GET OFF MY LAWN. It's not very effective. CHILD uses STRANGER DANGER. It's super effective.
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Jul 11, 2016 17:35
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Applewhite posted:A child is wandering around outdoors looking for Pokemon. He crosses 3O's line of sight 50 yards away. lol
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Jul 11, 2016 17:48
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Voted 5 not due to contents of op, but due to savage and well-deserved TO insults in the replies.
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Jul 11, 2016 17:50
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I installed this but I already forgot my password and clicking "forgot my password" brings up a page saying they are restricting new accounts from being made right now , so welp. Sorry if anyone actually wanted to play this. I took your account spot
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Jul 11, 2016 17:53
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OctoberBlues posted:Mine is that he can only take uber to places and absolutely cannot walk because he will get beat up for being a homosexual. In 2016, it's more likely that he's being beat up in spite of being a homosexual.
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Jul 11, 2016 17:55
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Can you actually fight pokemon with other people? I took it for granted that that works but if it's just a collectathon then just lol
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Jul 11, 2016 17:57
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The Protagonist posted:Can you actually fight pokemon with other people? I took it for granted that that works but if it's just a collectathon then just lol You cannot, please buy the $60 3DS version to do this
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Jul 11, 2016 18:23
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guys im a pokemon too! pm me your credit card details for more real world pokemon achievements!
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Jul 11, 2016 18:58
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Jul 11, 2016 19:08
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posting in a ~THREE OLIVES~ thread
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Jul 11, 2016 19:11
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Howard Beale posted:posting in a From now on, only literate white land-owners should be able to post in 3O threads, as tribute to his vision of a perfect America.
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Jul 11, 2016 19:14
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I hated Pokemon until I saw this thread and now I love it.
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Jul 11, 2016 19:16
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why'd they build an office building next to a cemetary
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Jul 11, 2016 19:20
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Darth123123 posted:why'd they build an office building next to a cemetary Because the cemetery was built over 100 years ago when it wasn't on some of the most expensive land in the city.
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Jul 11, 2016 19:25
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it's appropiate to put the literal dead next door to the dead-inside (condo owners)
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Jul 11, 2016 19:28
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Cemeteries are a fine place for a nice walk, or a picnic or to catch some more goddamn pidgies.
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Jul 11, 2016 19:29
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so after you catch the pokemon, then what? you sell them for candies? what is the point of this game??
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Jul 11, 2016 19:29
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Pitdragon posted:so after you catch the pokemon, then what? you sell them for candies? what is the point of this game?? What's the point of anything, really?
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Jul 11, 2016 19:30
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whats the opposite of when people care when you die?
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Jul 11, 2016 19:30
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just ray posted:whats the opposite of when people care when you die? 
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Jul 11, 2016 19:31
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I post this every time he makes a thread because everyone needs to read it. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3124556 First I must preface this by saying while I have a little more than intermediate technical grasp, I am in no way an expert, but I think I might possibly have a huge opportunity. I live in a high-rise downtown, in-fact, pretty much every piece of fibre network connection in Dallas is literally runs within 20-ft of my building. Many years ago before broadband was that popular a company came in to offer broadband to our building. As a consequence we have CAT 5 pulled to all 129 units in the 22 story high-rise connecting to a switch on each floor and amazingly easy connections between floors to pull gigabit ethernet or fibre between them. Currently we are connected to an AirBand fixed wireless connection but our contract with our original provider has ended and they are no longer in the ISP business so we are currently running without support and looking for options. From what I have heard from my neighbors, the service they have now sucks, they have trouble with YouTube, but it is only $15 a month with no contract so they don't complain too much and most of the ones that have it are older, long term residents that really don't want to bother with anything else. I am currently paying $35 a month for a reliable 5Mbps/650Kbps connection with AT&T. I am willing to shoulder an acceptable amount of risk and an upfront investment in the $30k-$40k range, possibly more depending on the pay off and long term potential to recoup the costs if I can make this work but only if I could offer something amazingly better then what is currently offered through Time Warner/AT&T. I think I have a lot going for me, CAT 5 to each unit, a high-rise, proximity to fiber, an existing line of sight to a high-end fixed wireless provider and the ability to lock up an exclusive contract to the CAT5 and a very reasonable price. Frankly, I don't even care about making money at this, just breaking even at it in the next 5-ish years but only if I can offer something amazing, like in the 20-100Mbps range at a (speed adjusted of course) comparable price to Time Warner/AT&T. I am very capable of doing my own research but I know nothing about bandwidth cost and allocation or where to start. My basic question is, am I barking up the wrong tree here and is this not worth my time at all or is there a potential for me and my neighbors to have something amazing available to us at a reasonable cost considering our density and proximity to very high-speed connectivity. We already have a third party contract for email and billing is already administered by the HOA so I am sure I can arrange a similar arrangement with the HOA. I am well versed in general business requirements, just not the feasibility of running a very high speed ISP with a maximum of 99~ possible customers. As far as support goes, it would be the same as the existing ISP, no end-user support as long as someone's computer is not hosed up if they can plug into your ethernet jack and get a connection, your technical issues with utilizing the service that we know we are providing is not our problem. As far as authentication and all that, there are individual line runs to each floor to locked equipment closets. If someone doesn't pay, I could just pull their ethernet plug and the HOA could actually foreclose on their unit if they refused to pay the bill. I really think I have a TON of potential here. This isn't a project that I think I can stroll into Best Buy and buy a bunch of routers and call up AirBand to bump up the bandwidth and have a mess on my hands if it doesn't work. I am willing to front significant costs to hire experts and buy equipment, I just don't want to be several thousand dollars into this project and realize I am hosed and this is never going to make financial sense, even years down the road. Two of everything redundancy makes sense in a business but this is an condo building, besides a dozen possibly pissed off people no long term ill-effects. Now that seems way excessive. This isn't a business, it's people's home internet. if one 100 MB connection goes down for a few hours it wouldn't be the end of the word. To reiterate, the current service can barely handle YouTube, worst case I could fall back on a T1 or business class DSL, no need to fall back to a 100MB connection. Airband says they offer up to 1GB fixed wireless connections. No one? Again, we aren't talking large scale ISP here, just less then 100 users. In a condo building, 99% of them are in bed at 11PM. If they want reliability and someone to bitch at call AT&T, if you want a incredibly fast connection and can accept that a few times a year at 1AM it's going to drop down to 200Kbps until the next business day, call me. I expect most of my neighbors would call me. I'm find with slumlord, as long as the 95% of time I am providing service it blows anything else they can get out of the water. Several dozen people are currently dealing with a slumlord ISP except they can barely even play YouTube and they are still writing check every month and have been for years. Honestly, that is my question. I have a very good grasp of ideas of economies of scale in theory and practice, I just admittedly don't understand them on a micro-scale of broadband. As far as I am concerned, SBC is getting one hell of a deal servicing our building with it's almost perfectly ideal infrastructure requirements when it is offering the same prices to single family houses just a few blocks away and must deal with the burden of much higher cost related to billing, collections, infrastructure repair then a the requirements of a building such as mine. And again, I am not looking to make a profit, breaking even would be fine with me given personal and resale benefits of owning an apartment with one of the fastest/cheapest broadband offered in the city.
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Jul 11, 2016 19:37
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I hope your heart Pokestops
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Jul 11, 2016 19:38
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Jose Oquendo posted:I post this every time he makes a thread because everyone needs to read it. Thank you for this
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Jul 11, 2016 19:42
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Jose Oquendo posted:I post this every time he makes a thread because everyone needs to read it. I ain't reading all that. Just tell me why you hate poor 3O.
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Jul 11, 2016 19:43
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PinkSox posted:I ain't reading all that. Just tell me why you hate poor 3O. he mocks fat people in the grocery store by taking their picture lol, I guess that's why I like him on second thought
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Jul 11, 2016 19:45
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PinkSox posted:I ain't reading all that. Just tell me why you hate poor 3O. He wanted to 'own' the internet infrastructure in his building, charge people for lovely service, and then evict people for not paying for said lovely service.
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