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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

quote:

DALLAS, TX -- Republican Gov. Greg Abbott of Texas sustained "extensive second- and third-degree burns" on both legs below the knees and both feet - and may miss next week's Republican National Convention as a result, his office said Sunday.

Spokesman Matt Hirsch said Abbott was with his family in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, on Thursday when he was scalded in an accident involving hot water. He declined to provide further details.

The governor was treated for several hours at nearby St. John's Medical Center. As he was being released, a top aide called from Texas to say a gunman had opened fire in downtown Dallas - an attack that killed five police officers and wounded seven others.

"His first words to us were, 'I've got to come back,'" Hirsch said.

Abbott held a press conference in Dallas on Friday, but didn't disclose being burned. Hirsch said that his legs were wrapped at the time, but that wasn't evident since they were covered by his pants.

The only hint anything was wrong, Hirsch said, was that the governor was wearing orthopedic shoes that his staff purchased that morning - rather than the dress shoes or boots he usually dons in public.

Hirsch said surgery won't be required immediately, but that Abbott was heading to Brooke Army Medical Center in San Antonio on Monday afternoon to see specialists. He continues to get his legs wrapped daily and should be required to do so for two or three weeks, Hirsch said.


The governor's communications team had been working on a statement detailing the burning Thursday, but abandoned it in the aftermath of the mass shooting, Hirsh said. Instead, Abbott released statements about the attack late Thursday night and early Friday morning, as well as an open letter to Texans, urging unity in the face of tragedy.

"For him it was important not to distract from what was happening in Dallas," Hirsh said.

The accident wasn't reported until late Sunday. Word first appeared in The Austin American Statesman.

Abbott has used a wheelchair since a tree fell on him while jogging in 1984, paralyzing him from the waist down. Hirsch said the governor still has functioning nerve receptors in his legs and feet, however, and that he has felt pain as they react to the shock of being burned.

The governor is chairman of Texas' delegation to the Republican convention in Cleveland, which begins July 18. But Hirsch said he may now not make the trip, calling a decision about Abbott's attendance "day-to-day." Abbott endorsed the presidential bid of Texas Sen. Ted Cruz, but says he supports presumptive nominee Donald Trump.

http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/Gov-Abbott-Being-Treated-for-Serious-Burns-386220951.html

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PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
Nice attempt to redirect the national rhetoric away from gun control, gov.

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


looks like he'll never be the legs of a major corporation

Pantsless Hero
May 25, 2004

Serv-Bot will kick your ass.
Liar, liar.

no mom very hungry
Oct 5, 2004

You are getting sleepy...

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

looks like he'll never be the legs of a major corporation

:supaburn:

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus
That word filter is a treasure.

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
fitting that texas has a handicapped governor

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
sounds like he should have stood his ground

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
Context:

1. He sued and settled for more than $10M dollars for being paralyzed.

2. He successfully capped such judgements at $750K because gently caress you got mine.

3. He is a worse person than me.

I hope the burns hurt.

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
yeah, of course he's burnt

by my twitter account

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

5

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

They found the culprit

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Can't get fooled again. :clint:

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
congrats enfield on becoming governor of texas

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
good im glad

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone
http://timelol.ytmnd.com/

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





Clitch posted:

That word filter is a treasure.

does it really filter Ted Cruz to Zodiac Killer

Edit: it totally does. that's a good filter

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

The governor is chairman

Him
Oct 9, 2015

Free Cheese
Sep 16, 2005
Come on, it's free
Buglord

Holy cow that pic is upper crust

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Maybe you could help him with your ice cream glove.

Ema Nymton
Apr 26, 2008

the place where I come from
is a small town
Buglord
It brings me some perverse joy when bad things happen to detestable people.

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
wasn't this a scene in every comedy movie ever??

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
burns are the most painful injury. i will never not sympathize with someone with burns

PromethiumX
Mar 5, 2003
Paralyzed whan a tree fell on him.... while jogging.

So Mr. Abbott is like the unluckiest fucker in the entire universe.

Or world worst liar.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Reckon even the toast is bigger in Texas. :clint:

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
That piece of poo poo should be loving shot in the head. He's such a gun nut retard right-winger.

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out




is there a texas brand new york toast

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
ill wait till einfeld weighs in

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Wish that PIECE OF poo poo would just die already. Ugh. :argh:

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Kuato posted:

Wish that PIECE OF poo poo would just die already. Ugh. :argh:

Kill it with fire XD

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Oct 30, 2009

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Abbott is not a good governor and he shouldn't have been elected. This is my one serious post of the day and thanks for considering the points I have made here.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


So he is Govenor Texas Toast?

Edit - I didn't read any if the thread prior to making this quality joke.

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Three Olives posted:

Context:

1. He sued and settled for more than $10M dollars for being paralyzed.

2. He successfully capped such judgements at $750K because gently caress you got mine.

3. He is a worse person than me.

I hope the burns hurt.

Record it here folks this is the first time I'll agree with a three olives post.

I want to rub raw feces in his Abbott's burns.

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Headline ideas: Texas governor in hot water. Texas governor feeling the heat. Texas governor attempts to remove skin in symbolic rejection of his whiteness. Texas governor probably left in overhot bathtub by neglectful carer.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-c9mlOrDhc4

:laugh:

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Jackson Hole sounds hot

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Three Olives posted:

Context:

1. He sued and settled for more than $10M dollars for being paralyzed.

2. He successfully capped such judgements at $750K because gently caress you got mine.

3. He is a worse person than me.

I hope the burns hurt.

So what, he sued the tree?

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dsf
Jul 1, 2004
I am etremely glad this man suffered severe burns on his legs due to a hot water incident.

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