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BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Today is July 11, aka 7/11 and you know what that means
........ FREE F*CKING SLURPEES!!!!

Who got one? Who's gonna get one? Post about it itt

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paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
do they not say gently caress in the ad

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Disclaimer: I haven't gotten one yet but I will and I'll post a pic itt

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
why dont you slurp this

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I'll swing through 7-11 to get an energy drink bc I normally do that omw home from work anyway but I might nab a free slurpie

Last year the line was massive though and I didn't want to deal with all that just to get a tiny little slurpee I could buy for $1.50 on any other day of the year

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

Disclaimer: I haven't gotten one yet but I will and I'll post a pic itt

ok

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
Sorry no, I would rather just pay than deal with a bunch of poors trying to get free stuff.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
every day is free slurped day at ops moms house

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
three olives has a snoopy snocone maker in his condo he gives himself slurpees all the time

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

gently caress yeah let's line up behind 30 guys to get a cupful of dribble

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Where the heck do you people live where there's a big line for slurpees???

UPDATE: am currently en route

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I kinda would like a free 'loving slurp' though

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

and i thought all the people at 7/11 were there for the pokemon, boy do i have eggsecute on my face

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I knew a guy who would get Surge flavored slurpees

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
i dont think theres a 7/11 within like 400 miles of me so GET hosed OP

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


poo poo i went to 711 today and DID NOT get a slurpee, what a loving amateur

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


Why didnt the attendant notify me???

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



jeff smisek posted:

poo poo i went to 711 today and DID NOT get a slurpee, what a loving amateur

same. I have my receipt I'm going to lodge a formal complaint.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


My nearest 711 is approximately 130 miles away :(.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Iron Prince posted:

i dont think theres a 7/11 within like 400 miles of me so GET hosed OP

Wow, where in the alaskan wilderness do you live?

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

You mean the freebies are for frozen drinks? What a disappointment.

I thought I was going to get lucky. The slurping sounds are always an added turn-on.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

I've never been to 7/11. We have SuperAmerica and Holiday here. Also Icee supremacy

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

bradzilla posted:

I've never been to 7/11. We have SuperAmerica and Holiday here. Also Icee supremacy

I went to an ampm once

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style
I gave my toilet a slurpee this morning

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
they had peach lemonade so i paid for mine because I wanted the big cup

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I accidentally went to a sev and there was no parking and literally 50 people in line for slurpees. gently caress you

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

dad gay. so what posted:

I accidentally went to a sev and there was no parking and literally 50 people in line for slurpees. gently caress you

eat rear end carhaver

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I get slurped for free daily from your mothers.
edit: poo poo beaten who could have thought this up before me?!

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016


Are you lost?

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
I did this years ago and the the cup they gave you was so small I didn't even bother. It was like a shotglass of slurpee

New Coke
Nov 28, 2009

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

dad gay. so what posted:

I accidentally went to a sev and there was no parking and literally 50 people in line for slurpees. gently caress you

If you only went to the sev accidentally, why was the line an issue for you?

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Buttfucking assholes should make them free from 7am-11pm, instead if 11am-7pm.

Like WTF? Way to be cheap as poo poo about it.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Ok looks like it wrapped up out here on the West Coast. Hope everyone got a slurpee

:siren:UPDATE:siren:

-there was a big time line going on. Lots of middle schoolers. I made sure there were no SA mods in the vicinity (:lol:)
-the serving size was small but it ended up being enough
-they had some other good deals going on ($1 hotdogs/pizza slices, stuff like that) but I opted for just slurpee
-God bless

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

:hellyeah:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Enoy your slurkee.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


i liked the coke flavored ones but i haven't had a slurpee since probably 1994

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

7/11 left my lovely city 6 or more years ago.

I just want to buy 99c cherry lime rickeys.

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe

Boy, you got fat hands

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Randal
Apr 20, 2016

not adding value on SA one post at a time

Too soon.

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