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fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
I will now do my impression of wrestlers cutting promos as if they were Jim Ross's blog posts:

**ahem**

Mean Gene: "Well Big E, you have a shot at the intercontinental championship, but Cody Rhodes said you shouldn't get a title shot because you haven't earned it yet. Your comments?"

Big E: "There's a lot of rumblings out there regarding some remarks Cody Rhodes had said earlier today. I have not heard the very talented youngster's remarks so I cannot comment. But as we all know, young guys in this business are often full of 'piss and vinegar' if you will, so something something off the cuff is par for the course. How he chooses to follow up on that is up to him."

The End.

**bow**

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Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Bob Backlund exists you guys!!

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Neon Knight posted:

Kofi convinces Xavier that the Wyatt compound is a PokeStop.

I said bad comedy.

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

looks like "smackdown live" is the new Vinceword of the day

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

Rhonne posted:

Is there any chance of they do a bad comedy segment about it?

I'm sorry but if Tyler Breeze comes out with his phone as usual and stops to catch a Jigglypuff I will laugh, a little.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Erebus posted:

Bob Backlund exists you guys!!

More importantly, he exists in the same room as Darren Young :o

Brennan
Jan 18, 2005

5 minute opening segment

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Erebus posted:

Bob Backlund exists you guys!!

not only that, he's in the same goddamn room as young for the first time ever

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Erebus posted:

Bob Backlund exists you guys!!

Yes, Virginia, there is a Bob Backlund.

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





great time for an ad break

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Erebus posted:

Bob Backlund exists you guys!!

He should only show up via satellite, even during Darren Young matches.

bartok
May 10, 2006



WrasslorMonkey posted:

More importantly, he exists in the same room as Darren Young :o

Glad it wasn't Darren Young in white face even better it wasn't Bob Backlund in black face.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i forgot raw was on, or even existed

so who here joined Team Yellow on Pokemon Go

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
I'm watching old nxts to catch up on who all these youngsters are

and its fuckin tragic to compare 2014 ascension to 2016 ascension. Idk what happened there but goddamn

bartok
May 10, 2006



Brock Lesnar posted:

i forgot raw was on, or even existed

so who here joined Team Yellow on Pokemon Go

Sorry was forced into Team Blue

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Johnny Nitro namedrop

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

bartok posted:

Sorry was forced into Team Blue

as long as you arent Team Red we're cool

Team Red owns my whole loving town

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Jesus christ I just realized I can stream USA using my parents Xfinity account. :doh:

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Titus = Apollo

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Jesus Christ that air on Swagger

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

not cool, JBL

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
and now, another impression of wrestlers cutting promos as if they were Jim Ross's blog posts:

**ahem**

Mean Gene: "Congratulations, Roman Reigns! You won the royal rumble and now you're going to the main event at Wrestlemania!"

Roman Reigns: "Big time speculation these days regarding the royal rumble. Certain online sources are saying the winner gets to go to the main event of wrestlemania. I'm in lots of meetings every day and never heard that in any of them myself. Regardless of that, whoever does end up in the Royal Rumble would certainly get noticed, in my opinion."

The End.

**bow**

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

who is Eris

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
gently caress Ziggler is going to be in the final four and eliminate Baron to continue there best of 1000000000000000 series

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

explosivo posted:

Jesus christ I just realized I can stream USA using my parents Xfinity account. :doh:

Xfinity's site lets me watch the show live instead of waiting for west coast feed at 8pdt. /shrug

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009


Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
Please stop trying to make Baron Corbin happen

bartok
May 10, 2006



Brock Lesnar posted:

as long as you arent Team Red we're cool

Team Red owns my whole loving town

The swing set outside my apartment is an unending struggle and changes hourly.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
could someone tell me why this match is happening, what are the stakes and why is baron corbin going to win

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

fart blood posted:

and now, another impression of wrestlers cutting promos as if they were Jim Ross's blog posts:

**ahem**

Mean Gene: "Congratulations, Roman Reigns! You won the royal rumble and now you're going to the main event at Wrestlemania!"

Roman Reigns: "Big time speculation these days regarding the royal rumble. Certain online sources are saying the winner gets to go to the main event of wrestlemania. I'm in lots of meetings every day and never heard that in any of them myself. Regardless of that, whoever does end up in the Royal Rumble would certainly get noticed, in my opinion."

The End.

**bow**

Lmao

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup
Baron better not win

He's not going to get over stop trying to make it happen

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

Soothing Vapors posted:

Please stop trying to make Baron Corbin happen

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

explosivo posted:

Jesus christ I just realized I can stream USA using my parents Xfinity account. :doh:

The jealousy is intense. I swear every wrestling stream I've ever found has been both choppy and ugly.

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

I'm glad we spent all this time building up Darren Young with vignettes so he could re-debut in a battle royale full of jobbers who are going to destroy all the credibility the IC title had managed to pick up.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

Baron better not win

He's not going to get over stop trying to make it happen

Baron Corbin owns.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Anyone but Ziggler

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

SomeMathGuy posted:

I'm glad we spent all this time building up Darren Young with vignettes so he could re-debut in a battle royale full of jobbers who are going to destroy all the credibility the IC title had managed to pick up.
The Miz is the IC Champ

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
T his is a good final 5

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

Oh, Del Rio is winning.

Or not, he got back in right away

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Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

achillesforever6 posted:

The Miz is the IC Champ

And he's great.

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