Start telling people you're an "engineer"

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angry_keebler: Jul 16, 2006; In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?

this is america, a free country, so do whatever you want and call yourself anything you like

and if anybody gives you any guff you're legally allowed to do any pro wrestling moves you want on their flabby weak bodies

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 03:10

JewKiller 3000: Nov 28, 2006; by Lowtax

way ahead of you op but thx for the advice :thumbsup:

# ? Jul 12, 2016 01:18

maniacdevnull: Apr 18, 2007; FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

I agree 100% with the op and my professional finishing move is now the people's elbow

# ? Jul 12, 2016 01:19

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

it's me

# ? Jul 12, 2016 01:21

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

# ? Jul 12, 2016 01:29

CRIP EATIN BREAD: Jun 24, 2002; Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T; Soiled Meat

my job title has engineer in it, thats enough for me

# ? Jul 12, 2016 02:12

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

actually it's pronounced ahn-gee-neer

# ? Jul 12, 2016 02:17

fart simpson: Jul 2, 2005; DEATH TO AMERICA

ok, op

# ? Jul 12, 2016 03:46

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

akadajet posted:

Sex can wait...forever

# ? Jul 12, 2016 03:52

Stymie: Jan 9, 2001; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

programmers are engineers in that they're really into trains

# ? Jul 12, 2016 05:23

Toady: Jan 12, 2009

i'm an engie. like, "hey what's up engie?" this makes me feel like part of the group

# ? Jul 12, 2016 06:32

Syncopated: Oct 21, 2010

Citizen Tayne posted:

Sex can wait...forever

# ? Jul 12, 2016 09:24

Hemick: Mar 4, 2007

I have to tell people "I'm not an Engineer" too much during my d2d life I don't want to confuse them.

# ? Jul 12, 2016 10:13

Weatherman: Jul 30, 2003; WARBLEKLONK

engineer of anuses

engineer of anusii

# ? Jul 12, 2016 14:12

maniacdevnull: Apr 18, 2007; FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Citizen Tayne posted:

Sex can wait...forever

# ? Jul 12, 2016 14:55

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

Citizen Tayne posted:

Sex can wait...forever

# ? Jul 12, 2016 22:42

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

everyone used to so im good there and i do lots of sweet wrestling moves to everyone anyway

# ? Jul 12, 2016 22:58

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

my job title has engineer in it, thats enough for me

# ? Jul 12, 2016 22:59

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Citizen Tayne posted:

Sex can wait...forever

# ? Jul 12, 2016 22:59

point of return: Aug 13, 2011; by exmarx

if you're really an engineer you should be able to walk into a war factory and convert it to your side

# ? Jul 13, 2016 03:38

Deep Dish Fuckfest: Sep 6, 2006; Advanced
Computer Touching; Toilet Rascal

it's the construction yard you're supposed to take, idiot

# ? Jul 13, 2016 03:46

Asymmetric POSTer: Aug 17, 2005

Citizen Tayne posted:

Sex can wait...forever

# ? Jul 13, 2016 03:47

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

point of return posted:

if you're really an engineer you should be able to walk into a war factory and convert it to your side

# ? Jul 13, 2016 03:50

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

YeOldeButchere posted:

it's the construction yard you're supposed to take, idiot

i put on my overalls and grab my toolbox

# ? Jul 13, 2016 04:45

SpaceAceJase: Nov 8, 2008; and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james

# ? Jul 13, 2016 05:35

Asymmetric POSTer: Aug 17, 2005

SpaceAceJase posted:

stay safe poverty ghost

# ? Jul 13, 2016 05:35

SpaceAceJase: Nov 8, 2008; and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james

mishaq posted:

stay safe poverty ghost

wrong just like this thread

# ? Jul 13, 2016 05:36

JewKiller 3000: Nov 28, 2006; by Lowtax

point of return posted:

if you're really an engineer you should be able to walk into a war factory and convert it to your side

um ok sure what side is my tomcat server on

# ? Jul 13, 2016 08:30

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

SpaceAceJase posted:

i googled for POTG and urban dictionary told me it means "pants on the ground". I don't know whether I want to be blessed with that

# ? Jul 13, 2016 11:02

Maximum Leader: Dec 5, 2014

depends whose pants it is

# ? Jul 13, 2016 11:37

maniacdevnull: Apr 18, 2007; FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Bumping this thread above the other one

# ? Jul 15, 2016 14:30

obstipator: Nov 8, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

SpaceAceJase posted:

# ? Jul 15, 2016 18:36

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Phat Orbed Thai Girl

# ? Jul 15, 2016 18:39

maniacdevnull: Apr 18, 2007; FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

Phat Orbed Thai Girl

# ? Jul 15, 2016 19:44

moonshine is......: Feb 21, 2007

why would i want to tell people i'm an engineer? then i have to field questions about train sets.

# ? Jul 15, 2016 20:26

maniacdevnull: Apr 18, 2007; FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Computer Faith Healer

# ? Jul 15, 2016 21:10

Satellit3: Oct 21, 2008

i hear the Machine Spirit's cries...

# ? Jul 15, 2016 22:59

angry_keebler: Jul 16, 2006; In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

Phat Orbed Thai Girl

all i'm saying is whether you are a grocery store stockboy or a librarian or the town drunk or anything else just let people know you're an engineer and if they try to put you down and tell you you can't be an engineer look them straight in the eyes and say "i'm just trying to be the best me i can be"

# ? Jul 16, 2016 20:38

Bloody: Mar 3, 2013

SpaceAceJase posted:

thank mr skeltal

# ? Jul 17, 2016 06:08

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Progressive JPEG: Feb 19, 2003

point of return posted:

if you're really an engineer you should be able to set up teleporters for your commute and a dispenser for your lunch

# ? Jul 17, 2016 08:11

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