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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

angry_keebler posted:

all i'm saying is whether you are a grocery store stockboy or a librarian or the town drunk or anything else just let people know you're an engineer and if they try to put you down and tell you you can't be an engineer look them straight in the eyes and say "i'm just trying to be the best me i can be"

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Maximum Leader
Dec 5, 2014
what if they call me out on it? ask to see my diploma or some kind of science nerd cert? please advice

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

Maximum Leader posted:

what if they call me out on it? ask to see my diploma or some kind of science nerd cert? please advice

https://forums.somethingawful.com/query.php?action=posthistory&userid=212958 done

sports
Sep 1, 2012
I am a sandwich artist Engineer! STEM rules everything around me! *in background: White Privilege!* Gotta get the money, dolla dolla bill y'all!

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Erecting a dispenser

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

Sentry down :stonk:

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


As a mentally stunted manchild, I cannot identify with or feel interest in anything that isn't related to my favorite video games.

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

i am going to start telling people im an "engineer" with the quotes and all. since i am an actual engineer this will be extremely funy

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
avoid calling programmers "programmer" if they prefer to be called "engineer" if you don't want to upset them

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

I'm an engineer.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
i'm a shark with beer

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
actually i'm a computer "scientist"

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i'm a shark with beer

i still dont get it

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

i'm an enginseer

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

im an imagineer

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Bloody posted:

i still dont get it

a shark with whiskey is mighty risky

but a shark with beer is a beer engineer

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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specialist


i do process engineering

i like to randomly draw little boxes and arrows with gibberish all over

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


H.P. Hovercraft posted:

a shark with whiskey is mighty risky

but a shark with beer is a beer engineer

I don't get it

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
i'm a cringineer

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

i'm a cringineer
m'chanical?

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

surebet posted:

i do process engineering

i like to randomly draw little boxes and arrows with gibberish all over

i'm a network administrator, and same

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Im a lumineer

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

maniacdevnull posted:

Im a lumineer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4f6XiY2IR4A

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

But seriously I'm a software engineer i use node.js so you know I'm hardcore

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

maniacdevnull posted:

But seriously I'm a software engineer i use node.js so you know I'm hardcore

Wow that's really close to the metal for a sweng

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
sometimes I tell people I'm a typist

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



big scary monsters posted:

actually i'm a computer "scientist"

i mastered a 'science' related to computers

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



i f.art'd an undergrad though lol

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I'm setting out to prove my hypothesis that your OS is a POS

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

The Management posted:

I'm setting out to prove my hypothesis that your OS is a POS

So, you're starting from first principals?

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


maniacdevnull posted:

So, you're starting from first principals?

"principles"

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

I was referring to the first principals, my favorite science themed normcore band

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


lol

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