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e.g. I paid half a grand for it and spent another small fortune on the peripherals to access the built in features so that means it's good and always works. I love it because the commercials make me feel and sometimes laugh. Plus, gently caress those other guys! look at me! I fit in! that watch on my wrist indicates that I have hundreds of dollars worth of merchandised product on my person so you must adore and not mug me, desperate degenerate your turn
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suits my needs
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BirryJoru posted:e.g. I read this shoddy post so I have to reply to it haven't been this disappointed in technology since the condom broke in op's mom
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jackyl posted:I read this shoddy post so I have to reply to it a new baby sibling!
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Jul 12, 2016 03:09
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Haha I "own" you OP but I cant muster up any excuses. God bless
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Jul 12, 2016 03:10
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it's what I grew up with
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:suits my needs mess with the best die like the rest
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Jul 12, 2016 03:13
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I built an android that wants you to suck his dick OP. He says he threw you 50 roses and you basically gave him a handjob. That's bullshit. If you get paid to suck a dick, you suck that dick no hands like a professional.
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I bought one of these knock-off PSP handhelds under the impression it would be nice to have something to emulate on and I hadn't yet hacked my previous lovely purchase: the PSPgo. When it came in I knew right away I was in for trouble since the build quality was embarassingly bad. The thing barely worked. I don't even know what the gently caress an mp5 is. Eventually it just stopped holding a charge and died. In its defense, I did manage to get some SNES roms running on it, and I did use it during a plane ride. But man, I wish I could get my $50 back. I have since hacked my PSPgo and I'm all set now, thanks. The same company made a VITA knock-off, but I can't recommend it. BONUS PURCHASE: I bought a smartwatch for like $15 and all it does is annoy me. It sometimes tells me about an email 2-5 times, often after I've already dismissed the alert. It's supposed to have a world clock and the weather, but both features worked exactly one time before mysteriously loving off forever. It still tells the time though, and doesn't look like an embarassing tech bro device like google glass or apple watch, so I give it a solid 4.20/10 im cute fucked around with this message at 03:24 on Jul 12, 2016 |
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Jul 12, 2016 03:18
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The reviews were so good. Obviously these people knew what they were talking about. Yeah the sound quality is pretty drat good, when it actually works the way i want it to work. You know, these 15 to 20 minute scanning internal media times give me time to appreciate the world about me. Oh, it turned itself off because something was pressing the power button in my pocket. Looks like ive got another 20 minutes to appreciate the sound of that crying baby.
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Jul 12, 2016 03:23
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my rig requires 1.21 jigawatts in order to operate at its fully designed potential
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Jul 12, 2016 03:24
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the only technology I own is a vacuum and an alarm clock, they both work ok sorry you're having these problems though
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Jul 12, 2016 03:29
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I bought an expensive at the time WD network drive in 2007. Wrecked something in the OS screwing around with it, took it apart intending to fix it, and still haven't put it back together.
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Jul 12, 2016 03:29
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I don't own any shoddy tech, I got the xbone 
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Jul 12, 2016 03:32
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Cantaloupe posted:the only technology I own is a vacuum and an alarm clock, they both work ok sorry you're having these problems though must be posting with the vacuums because your posting sucks BIG TIME HEYO
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Jul 12, 2016 03:33
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Posting from a 4yr old low end Lenovo Edge series laptop everybody told me NOT to buy. The casing is broken and I'm afraid if I open it to upgrade memory it will just quit on me. Yet it still holds a charge for 3-4 hours.
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Jul 12, 2016 03:34
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CannedMacabre posted:Posting from a 4yr old low end Lenovo Edge series laptop everybody told me NOT to buy. The casing is broken and I'm afraid if I open it to upgrade memory it will just quit on me. Yet it still holds a charge for 3-4 hours. but did you get it from Lenovo Outlet
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Jul 12, 2016 03:35
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when I see the download bar for a mandatory update pop up I plug in my device, run to the kitchen and see how many beer cans I can crush, boxes I can flatten and dishes I can do before I can play Angry Birds again. I've got a pretty clean place for such a pathetic drunk
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Jul 12, 2016 03:36
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i fashioned two copper wires into a rudimentary communications device
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Jul 12, 2016 03:36
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i created a small magnetic field using a a hand cranked rotor and illuminated a small fillament
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Jul 12, 2016 03:38
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i dug a canal from fhe atlantic to the pacific in panama using mules and slaves
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Jul 12, 2016 03:40
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i created a small craft and landed it on the moon using math and physics and a computer more primitive than a hand held calculator
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Jul 12, 2016 03:41
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i can still plug it in
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Jul 12, 2016 03:45
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im designing stealth bathyspheres for nasa that use an alien energy source we discovered in the mariana trench
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Jul 12, 2016 03:47
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*plugs it in*
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Jul 12, 2016 03:48
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there are 200 billion tons of gold buried underneath the north pole
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Jul 12, 2016 03:48
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"it only works"
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Jul 12, 2016 03:50
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a zune fits more snug in my vacuous rear end in a top hat
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Jul 12, 2016 03:55
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that lightbulb was designed to break in five months that's why I got such a steal
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Jul 12, 2016 03:58
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it's easier to wash blodo off a zune
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Jul 12, 2016 03:58
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Nintendos are not for children 
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Jul 12, 2016 04:01
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yeah it's a piece of poo poo blow me
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Jul 12, 2016 04:04
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the extra space the zune takes up in my pockets prevents me from holding cigarettes on tmy person i'm not addicted
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Jul 12, 2016 04:04
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i just like gambling is all (i can stop at any time) the higher the risk the higher the payout i'm a winner on the inside take my money!
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CannedMacabre posted:Posting from a 4yr old low end Lenovo Edge series laptop everybody told me NOT to buy. The casing is broken and I'm afraid if I open it to upgrade memory it will just quit on me. Yet it still holds a charge for 3-4 hours. im still using a 5 year old lenovo y560 that will crash if i use the graphics card in high performance mode and windows keeps telling me the ssd is gonna die ive dropped it a couple times so yeah its a pretty good heater in winter though
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Jul 12, 2016 04:35
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my device only records and transmits my personal data when a battery is installed
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Jul 12, 2016 04:43
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I don't really own any shoddy tech, unless you want count self-charging LED flashlight and similar crap I impulse bought at the local drugstore for like a dollar.
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BirryJoru posted:my device only records and transmits my personal data when a battery is installed recording and transmitting personal data is like literally the purpose of most devices tho
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i know, right?
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all of my tech is in poor shape because i always try to fix it with balled fists of rage
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