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And I really don't give a gently caress about my lawn. Go ahead, get on my lawn. So I know I'm not the oldest goon, but maybe I'm the oldest active goon. Ask your mom if you don't believe me. I used to have a birthday party on IRC when I was still doing the  thing. I'd get a couple sixers of good beer and smoke weed and link dadrock youtubes and bullshit with the yospos and ai and petisland kiddies for most of the night. I dunno if IRC is even still a thing. Anyways, I have a real job now and can't gently caress the whole day away so I'm gonna take a couple hours and do this poo poo instead.Ask me about being old or whatever. dee eight fucked around with this message at 07:58 on Jul 12, 2016 |
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Jul 12, 2016 07:57
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you old fucker
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Jul 12, 2016 07:58
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do you remember the advent of air conditioning
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How low are your balls?
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Did you watch Halloween in the theater when it came out in 1978?
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Jul 12, 2016 07:59
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when was the last time you used a tv with UHF/VHF knobs
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Jul 12, 2016 07:59
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People laugh and go "eww old man balls!" but I don't thing low-hanging balls are a bad thing unless the rest of the package is gross.
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Jul 12, 2016 08:00
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Happy birthday you magnificent old coot!  I too am an old goon, but not cryptkeeper old like you.
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Jul 12, 2016 08:00
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Happy fuckin birthday ol man. I hope to gently caress I make it to sixty and not die of rear end cancer. Also just checking: who's the current president?
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do you have grandkids? if so, do you teach them the essentials like how to ride a horse and proper firearm safety? those are the two biggest things i remember about my childhood spent on the farm with my grandfather. that and watching westerns with him. the man who shot liberty valance always sticks out in my mind since there was that gene pitney song of the same title, and he also liked gene pitney
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Nation posted:happy birthday thanks Nation posted:you old fucker up yours you little poo poo A ILL BREAKFAST posted:do you remember the advent of air conditioning Yeah, and before that, we just hung around near the slowly receding glaciers and watched the mammoths gently caress. criscodisco posted:How low are your balls? 'bout here. Again, ask your mom. Dead Precedents posted:Did you watch Halloween in the theater when it came out in 1978? Nope. I perfer suspense to splatter.
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Happy birthday , how are you celebrating?
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Jul 12, 2016 08:05
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what job do you have? i remember your cat story made me very sad
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Jul 12, 2016 08:06
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happy birthday and congrats on not being dead
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if a 62-year-old version of you from the future appeared to you now with a desperate warning, what would it say?
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I am so glad that I am not the oldest goon. Happy birthday, and way to not die for yet another year! So far, you have traveled roughly 17,813,220,000 miles around the sun. Quite impressive. Keep up the good work! I also noticed that there are a few brown spots in your lawn. You might have chinch bugs. You should check that out. I read on The Google that they are a real problem in some places, and you need to control them before they spread.
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A ILL BREAKFAST posted:when was the last time you used a tv with UHF/VHF knobs I dunno, probably the late 70s early 80s. I actually have MY grandfathers old TV in the garage. I dunno if it still works, but it's in a solid maple cabinet and I think about taking the guts out of it and using it to grow weed in. Wedemeyer posted:Also just checking: who's the current president? Some soul brother. But it's weird he don't have a 'fro. A ILL BREAKFAST posted:do you have grandkids? if so, do you teach them the essentials like how to ride a horse and proper firearm safety? those are the two biggest things i remember about my childhood spent on the farm with my grandfather. that and watching westerns with him. the man who shot liberty valance always sticks out in my mind since there was that gene pitney song of the same title, and he also liked gene pitney One grandson, not even a year old yet. I'm looking forward to teaching him every swearword I know and how to make explosives from common ingredients you can find in the kitchen. The gun stuff I'll leave to his mom. She's got a cc and plenty range time. spud posted:Happy birthday , how are you celebrating? Pizza and beer. I'm out of weed 
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hi dee eight- you're a hero. Shucks I dunno, got any fun book suggestions? Glad to know ya.
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You're not suddenly going to out yourself as a pedophile like the last ancient goon are you?
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How good was food in the 60s/70s? Edit: The Rage posted:You're not suddenly going to out yourself as a pedophile like the last ancient goon are you? Hahaha. 
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Happy birthday!
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Airborne Viking posted:what job do you have? I'm a dental instrument sharpener. It's an okay gig, low stress, no heavy lifting, and I sit and grind little metal things and listen to music all day. The cat story was probably the one about Dudley. I still think about him sometimes when I see a motorcycle go by. Zorodius posted:if a 62-year-old version of you from the future appeared to you now with a desperate warning, what would it say? "Don't take the brown acid!" and I'd be like, yeah I know that. genesplicer posted:I am so glad that I am not the oldest goon. Happy birthday, and way to not die for yet another year! So far, you have traveled roughly 17,813,220,000 miles around the sun. Quite impressive. Keep up the good work! sup teach? Those brown spots are because I live in a house with 3 women and only 1 bathroom. Paste posted:hi dee eight- you're a hero. Shucks I dunno, got any fun book suggestions? Glad to know ya. Thanks man. If you like sci-fi, try all the Retief stories by Keith Laumer. I laughed a lot at those.
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what was it like when they invented trains op??
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were you scared when you first saw a flying machine?
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Happy birthday! I'm glad your grandkids turned on the computer for you so you could tell us about this momentous occasion!
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Jul 12, 2016 08:26
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Weed is a whole lot better than it used to be
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Jul 12, 2016 08:27
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Happy birthday I wish you were my grandpa
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A ILL BREAKFAST posted:when was the last time you used a tv with UHF/VHF knobs I had a Rank Arena in my room until around 2002-3 when it finally died after 25 odd years of awesome service and Happy Birthday op
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The goon old folks home is going to be really weird.
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Happy birthday you fuckin oldy old guy who I dont know at all heres to 61 more years of shitposting
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Scaramouche posted:The goon old folks home is going to be really weird. Old folks homes in general are going to get weird. Think MMDA LAN parties with metal pumped thru the p.a.
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The Rage posted:You're not suddenly going to out yourself as a pedophile like the last ancient goon are you? loving hell! My lower limit is like mid forties. Dead Precedents posted:How good was food in the 60s/70s? Food is always good. I grew up near Pennsylvania Dutch country and ate good. Shnitz and nepp, scrapple, hog maw, purple pickled eggs.... My mom and grandma were both awesome cooks. ahiwattamplifier posted:Anime? Totoro. Nation posted:what was it like when they invented trains op?? Again, ask your mom. Nation posted:were you scared when you first saw a flying machine? When I was 10-ish, I could go to the local grass strip airport and pay three bux for a 15 min ride in a piper cub. The pilot was a friend of my dad's and he'd buzz dad's shop if I asked. Sperghetti posted:Happy birthday! I'm glad your grandkids turned on the computer for you so you could tell us about this momentous occasion! gently caress you. I bought a brand new Vic 20 way back when and the kids had to beg me for a turn. tardwrangler posted:Weed is a whole lot better than it used to be Yeah boy! Jesustheastronaut! posted:Happy birthday I wish you were my grandpa If wishes were fishes, the whole world would stink like an old whores convention. Scaramouche posted:The goon old folks home is going to be really weird. Countin' on it.
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happy birthday, oldgoon if i can seriouspost for a few, i've always been fascinated by the Vietnam War. being that you were a teen towards the tail end of the war, could you tell me what the home front was like during that time?
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How did you find out about this place and what drew you to it? How early did you start using the internet? Why the hell are you spending your birthday on the internet instead of seeing loved ones?
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A ILL BREAKFAST posted:what is your earliest memory I was probably younger than 2 and I remember my dad holding me in front of a mirror and I can still see the big smile on his face when I pointed at his reflection and said 'dddzzzzt'. A better memory is being 3 or 4 and standing up to point at a sprint car at the dirt track races and yelling "THAT'S MY DADDY!" Y-Hat posted:are you wearing diapers yet only when mrs d8 wants to get weird
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happy birthday! whats your favorite brand of drip coffee and how do you take it
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