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Geezer death panel
Big fuckin' deal
Lemon Party
gently caress you, OP
drat you old as poo poo!
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shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
paying my respects to old goon.
thank you for your service.

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ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

pssst... people in gbs use irc more than you think...

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Put me in your will OP

Meatgrinder
Jul 11, 2003

Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est
How did you spend your 20th birthday? And your 40th?

Standard Bordello posted:

This is fascinating to me. I always assumed 25-year-olds would look better, no matter how old you get, but at 60, 40-year-olds are the hottest babes out there? Now I know. Closing in on 33, it's still the 25-ish for me.

It's a weird thing if you think about it but I find it comforting. When I was 16 I couldn't imagine ever being attracted to someone who was 30 or older, now that I'm 38 whenever I see an attractive woman I find they're between 32 and 40 while, conversely, everyone under 26 looks (and talks!) like baby.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Meatgrinder posted:

How did you spend your 20th birthday? And your 40th?


20th I don't remember, probably boozing and smoking weed

40th probably had to work and boozed and smoked after

JakeP posted:

Put me in your will OP

yeah sure imma leave you all my vhs tapes

Bedevere
Jun 24, 2005
Grimey Drawer
Woot fellow Cancer - I hit 52 next week!

:zombie::respek::zombie:

You ever ride with a club or just did your own thing?


And yeah...
:catdrugs:

EDIT: Only VHS I have left are the old porns my wife didn't throw out. I don't even have a player anymore.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
F

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
here's me and my goon son and our cat circa 1982



here's me and my cat on new years day 2013

probably stoned or hungover or both

dee eight fucked around with this message at 19:30 on Jul 12, 2016

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

omg dude you're such a goon hahahahahaha

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
So if you were 61 today, your parents had sex on November 1955.

HOLY poo poo MAN, MICHAEL J FOX hosed YOUR MOTHER.

Happy Birthday dude.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Laurenz posted:

everyone here is old

except me :)
excuse you

actually, that brings me to another question. i just turned 19 last month. what is some sage advice you can offer to a dumbass teenager like myself?

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

symbolic posted:

excuse you

actually, that brings me to another question. i just turned 19 last month. what is some sage advice you can offer to a dumbass teenager like myself?
no white after labor day

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
My grandpa is real old and he was born today.

Makes you think.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

vols bitch posted:

no white after labor day
i don't even know if i have any white clothes

TheShazbot
Feb 20, 2011

happy goddamned birthday :toot:

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

symbolic posted:

actually, that brings me to another question. i just turned 19 last month. what is some sage advice you can offer to a dumbass teenager like myself?

pick your friends carefully
save some money but don't make it an obsession
smoke weed but not every day
loving is fun, do it often
comfort is more important than style

e: pay attention when you're driving for gently caress sakes.

dee eight fucked around with this message at 20:23 on Jul 12, 2016

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

so should we change the secret greeting, if old goons can't get up and down stairs? do you have stairs in your house?

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

DJ BK posted:

so should we change the secret greeting, if old goons can't get up and down stairs? do you have stairs in your house?

If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the Rascal.

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


symbolic posted:

excuse you

actually, that brings me to another question. i just turned 19 last month. what is some sage advice you can offer to a dumbass teenager like myself?

don't trust police or polacks

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

dee eight posted:

pick your friends carefully
save some money but don't make it an obsession
smoke weed but not every day
loving is fun, do it often
comfort is more important than style

e: pay attention when you're driving for gently caress sakes.
will do. thank you, oldgoon.

Doppelganger
Oct 11, 2002

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

dee eight posted:

here's me and my cat on new years day 2013

probably stoned or hungover or both

Judging from this picture, you strike me as a guy who has very strong opinions about grilling meat.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Doppelganger posted:

Judging from this picture, you strike me as a guy who has very strong opinions about grilling meat.

Steaks medium rare with sauteed onions, burgers medium with swiss.

Him
Oct 9, 2015
You're 61 years old? I'm 57 years old (seriously). gently caress you, old man.

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

Have any freckles become liver spots yet?

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Him posted:

You're 61 years old? I'm 57 years old (seriously). gently caress you, old man.

gently caress you too you little punk

seriously, gettin' old is ok. you can not give a gently caress because you know that most everything everyone else gives a gently caress about is just some bullshit.

life really is just a joke with a billion different punchlines

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
...and the party's over. I gotta go to work.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

dee eight posted:

...and the party's over. I gotta go to work.

you dont have to go to work the day after your birthday its the law

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion
Happy Birthday, old goon. Good to know I'm not the oldest here, either.

Clockwork Sputnik
Nov 6, 2004

24 Hour Party Monster
happy birthday yesterday. today is mine, and im 43 and feel like the kid in this thread.

keep on truckin' awesome cat having goon.

Lady Demelza
Dec 29, 2009



Lipstick Apathy
Belated Happy Birthday from an internet stranger who wasn't even born when that photo of you and your cat was taken.

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


respect the olds

happy birthday e-friend

Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.

Lady Demelza posted:

Belated Happy Birthday from an internet stranger who wasn't even born when that photo of you and your cat was taken.

you were born after new years day 2013?

man i feel old

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
This is a great thread because it's made me realize that I'm probably not older than 98% of goons, like I'd previously assumed.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

now theres something i havent heard in awhile

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Great stories oldgoon, happy birthday.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Hell it was my 54th on Sunday and I didn't get no tickertape parades.
Happy birthday ya doddering duffer.

Stocky Manhood
Jul 29, 2014

Can I get a hat wobble?
Happy birthday man! And a really interesting thread actually

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
Your cat story done got me good, ol boy. I have to say it's good to see down to earth old heads around. Reminds me of an old coworker mechanic of mine named Jimmy, recently retired from wrench turnin. He'd tell me stories when it was slow, smoking cigarettes, about his days as a pioneering pcp(aka "the green") dealer, user, etc. good stuff. Happy Birthday, forums dad.

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
Pretty soon all the sa peeps will be dead. From this thread I gather that the majority of goons are 50+

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JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS

Tony Homo posted:

Pretty soon all the sa peeps will be dead. From this thread I gather that the majority of goons are 50+

Nope, I'm 49 :D

Happy belated b-day D8, I remember your autobiographical thread a few years ago. Which is odd in a way, since I can't remember poo poo from like two days ago, yet someone I never met posts rambling stories of cats and motorcycling and car wrecks years ago and I remember them no problemo.

It's actually kinda cool that this thread turned into an oldgoon honeypot, I knew D8 and Genesplicer were old but didn't know there were so many of us. This forum is (semi-)living proof that misanthropy, sexual perversion, social anxiety, nerd/autism tendencies and drug abuse transcend age-boundaries.

Long live this dead gay forum.

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