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holy poo poo ur old i just turned 21
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JnnyThndrs posted:Nope, I'm 49 I turned 45 today. Almost a nice birthday D8. Almost.
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Jul 13, 2016 03:23
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Tony Homo posted:Pretty soon all the sa peeps will be dead. From this thread I gather that the majority of goons are 50+ no I'm 40 op probably knocked my mom up
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Jul 13, 2016 03:29
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but I don't look like him which is good and cool
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Jul 13, 2016 03:30
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Old goons are the best goons. Happy Birthday!
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Jul 13, 2016 04:07
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Welp this is making me feel oddly comfortable with turning 28 in three weeks. Being old sounds awesome gently caress yeah
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Jul 13, 2016 04:09
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Settle a bet, 50-and-over crowd: do you double-click hyperlinks on Internet pages?
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Jul 13, 2016 04:12
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what does laudanum taste like op
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Jul 13, 2016 04:18
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OP and 50+ crowd: I wrote a book a while ago where some of the characters were in their fifties and sixties. My writing group (all people in their early 20s) told me the characters didn't sound old enough, but my parents are in their mid-sixties and don't talk any differently than I do. Is there some discernibly different 'old-people' code language people start using over fifty, or am I correct in thinking that you guys don't all start talking like Cicero the moment your AARP card rolls in?
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Jul 13, 2016 04:25
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Imma be 27 in a few months and the idea of being 30 in just a few more is terrifying af i cant be 30 im still a kid ):
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Jul 13, 2016 04:29
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You are slightly younger than my grandma, congrats
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Jul 13, 2016 04:30
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Happy birthday!genesplicer posted:I am so glad that I am not the oldest goon.
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Jul 13, 2016 04:32
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Happy birthday old man. How does it feel to be older than my dad
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Jul 13, 2016 04:38
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Nooner posted:Imma be 27 in a few months and the idea of being 30 in just a few more is terrifying af i cant be 30 im still a kid ): im gonna be 30 in less than a year and a half its awful 
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Jul 13, 2016 04:49
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Settle a bet, 50-and-over crowd: do you double-click hyperlinks on Internet pages? Nope. Is there some discernibly different 'old-people' code language people start using over fifty... Not that I've noticed. It's more the language we don't use. We're much less likely to include goofy poo poo like "on fleek," "yolo," etc. If we do use it, it's nearly always used intentionally wrong (for comedic purposes) or ironically.
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Jul 13, 2016 04:49
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the great deceiver posted:im gonna be 30 in less than a year and a half its awful You are just entering your prime. Spread your wings and soar.
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Jul 13, 2016 04:49
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The Sphinxster posted:You are just entering your prime. Spread your wings and soar. yeah my 20s kinda sucked and my 30s are looking way more fun so im not as concerned as i thought id be but its still getting kind of real
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Jul 13, 2016 04:51
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Bill NYSE posted:Settle a bet, 50-and-over crowd: do you double-click hyperlinks on Internet pages? Why the gently caress would I do that?
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Jul 13, 2016 05:08
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Ok, party is back on. I still have a couple beers left from yesterday and the kids are making another pizza. It's like deja vu all over again. e: doubleclick nope What's a good title for a geezer thread? Geriatric Mosh Pit? Post ITT if you are too old to post? Grey pube showcase? dee eight fucked around with this message at 07:33 on Jul 13, 2016 |
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Jul 13, 2016 07:29
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Out of weed? This won't do. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcMSFZZ-erw
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Jul 13, 2016 07:38
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one vote for grey pube showcase
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Jul 13, 2016 07:40
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Sp1r0_Agn3W posted:what does laudanum taste like op lol
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Jul 13, 2016 10:40
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Holy poo poo Weird Pete posts on GBS.
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Jul 13, 2016 12:01
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Happy brday, oldie. Do you hold your farts when talking to strangers or just let 'er rip? (My old man just lets it go.)
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Jul 13, 2016 12:25
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perl5 before swine posted:We're much less likely to include goofy poo poo like "on fleek," "yolo," etc. If we do use it, it's nearly always used intentionally wrong (for comedic purposes) or ironically. I'm 44. Lately I've been throwing double devil horns and saying SALT LIFE ironically, because it appears to be the new "No Fear" sticker on all the cool-kid-cars. My 10yo son thinks it's pretty funny.
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Jul 13, 2016 13:18
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do you vote trump
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Jul 13, 2016 13:30
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dee eight posted:What's a good title for a geezer thread? Geriatric Mosh Pit? Wheelchair Disco.
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Jul 13, 2016 14:20
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What do I do about my white beard hair, I just have the one and it is loving my life up
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Jul 13, 2016 14:47
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You have a real job now?? Any plans for retirement?
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Jul 13, 2016 14:58
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U old as poo poo fam
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Jul 13, 2016 15:09
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I turned 27 a little over a week ago and felt like dying but then I found this thread and now I don't happy birthday old fella. 
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Jul 13, 2016 15:41
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First off: happy birthday! Second: Do you have friends/peers that are your age? If so, have you told them that you use this forum and what do they think? Does your dong still work? When was the last time you got laid? Did you ever envision making it this long? You're older than my father by 4 years and thinking of him using the internet, let alone a forum makes me laugh hysterically.
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Jul 13, 2016 16:06
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Happy birthday  mafia don!
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Jul 13, 2016 16:30
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Gay Weed Dad posted:You're older than my father by 4 years and thinking of him using the internet, let alone a forum makes me laugh hysterically. My dad was 63 when he died, and I took his laptop about a year after. Looking through his stuff, and the stuff he had saved in notebooks in his laptop bag, he used the internet often. Unfortunately it was all for Uhura porn, conspiracy theory websites and that creationist guy who talks about dinosaurs being in Bible times.
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Jul 13, 2016 16:40
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Bill NYSE posted:Settle a bet, 50-and-over crowd: do you double-click hyperlinks on Internet pages? My dad does that. I asked him why and he said when he clicks stuff in Windows, it sometimes requires double clicking (a program on the desktop) and sometimes only single clicking (a program in the start menu) so he just double clicks everything to be safe.
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Jul 13, 2016 16:45
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criscodisco posted:My dad was 63 when he died, and I took his laptop about a year after. Looking through his stuff, and the stuff he had saved in notebooks in his laptop bag, he used the internet often. Unfortunately it was all for Uhura porn, conspiracy theory websites and that creationist guy who talks about dinosaurs being in Bible times. When I was about 12 we got our first Windows XP machine and cable internet so I tried to sit my dad down and show him how to do basic stuff like check email and browse. We didn't get very far because he couldn't handle using the mouse. In lieu of resting his hand on it and moving it like a human he would push it across the mouse pad in small increments with his index finger. Last I knew he kept a stash of porn DVD's that were given to him by co-workers in a sock drawer; a simpler man from simpler times. It brings a tear to my eye and penis.
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Jul 13, 2016 17:41
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Tell us about your favorite dpph thread.
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Jul 13, 2016 17:41
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Happy friggin' birthday. I'm getting older too but so is everyone else. Everyday brings you one step closer to the finish line.  Did you and Lowtax fight in the trenches of the early Internet trolling wars? The_end posted:Tell us about your favorite dpph thread. This.
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I hope you are maintaining a regular exercise regime combined with a healthy diet to ensure your poo poo posting career is as long as possible OP
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