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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs WHOOP WHOOP Whatup family, its ya psychopathic homie BluBallz Deanie here to welcome you to a twiztid motherfuckin GDT for UFC Fight Night 91: McDonald vs. Lineker, 9 p.m. ET Wednesday, July 13 on Fox Sports 1, here in Sioux Falls, South Dakota. Juggalo Championship Wrestling dont come here to South dakota no more ever since the last time they was here when the blue meanie and abdullah the Butcher took a dump outa thomas jeffersons nose at mount rushmore and posted that poo poo to youtube on a video called ‘dook boogers,’ poo poo was hilarious but i guess no one up at city hall or the governments office or whatever got a sense of humor about poo poo, thats hosed up. Thanks Obama. We use to watch my old stranglemania tape but my vcr broke and i guess you cant buy em anywhere in town now that circuit city closed so instead all us juggalos and juggalettes in sioux falls been saving our money trying to make it to the Gathering next year to see the big show. But now the ufc is coming right here, and when you think about the money we’d be saving on bus tickets and cases of faygo to last the trip we can see a pretty good show and have some cash left over for a new hatchet man hoodie and a couple hits of the good nos Mud Butts cousin Beezo Jeffy slings down by the mall tuesday nights whenever hes got off at the roller rink, so hell yeah Im down. WHOOP WHOOP. Let’s check out the sick Psychopathic motherfuckers gonna whoop the poo poo out each other for our entertainment tomorrow nite. Bantamweight  Michael McDonald vs.  John Lineker Yo I think my stepmom use to listen to this michael McDonalds music, singin in his big weird deep girl voice talkin about what fools believe n poo poo. That wack poo poo wont make it on a Psychopathic Records deal but apparently he followed the Dark Carnival to Jesus and decided to be a fighter. I guess Id want to fight some motherfuckers all day too if I was a big singer like that but all of in sudden couldnt sing or hit neden no more. He got real good at knockin people out for a minute there and his only ufc losses are former champ renan barao and former champ from that wec place with the blue mats urijah faber but by that time he said ‘hey wait a minute, im only like fuckin 12 years old or some poo poo , i got all this time to improve and poo poo, lets practice and get even better at knockin motherfuckers out and maybe in that time marry my hot girlfriend so jesus dont get mad when i go down on the neden so hard i bust a blood vessel and get pinkeye,’ and now hes back and ready to party John Lineker is from brazil which i think is in europe or some poo poo, he dont talk english but i know hes pretty scary. He used to fight at itty bitty flyweight but i guess he liked to eat too so hed get good n fat and miss weight and that pissed the ufc off so they finally made him come up to bantam, but hes fast as poo poo, hes got submissions, he hits hard as poo poo, hes for real, i bet this is the best fight all night for real Lightweight  Tony Ferguson vs.  some guy named Landon Tony Ferguson got real big on the Ultimate fighter where he won the whole thing, his fights are good as hell and motherfucker is on a seven fight win streak like he’ll scramble with you and knock you out or get a sick rear naked or psycopathic darce submission, but hes kind of a fuckin bigot hypocrite motherfucker. He got hosed up on the show and started callin out this motherfucker like ‘yo where your kid at’ and im like drat Tony chill. I dont even know where my kids is at right now and i aint even locked away on a tv show, poo poo aint no big deal I think I saw this Landon Vannata motherfucker at a Boondox concert Middleweight  Tim Boetsch vs.  Josh Samman I’m pretty sure tim boetsch is actually violent j without his clown face on so im pretty excited to see this motherfucker get in the ring, i looked his poo poo up on youtube and he tosses motherfuckers like my stepdad used to when he got too drunk and my dog poo poo on the carpet Josh samman seems weird, he’s from florida where my real dad went i think after the doctors said my fetal alcahol syndrome was permament. His girlfriend died and his leg fell off i think which is hosed up but on tv the announcer guy called him “bukkake josh samman” and that’s funny as poo poo, I dont want either of these motherfuckers to lose. Heavyweight  Daniel Omielańczuk vs.  Oleksiy Oliynyk How the gently caress am i suppose to say either these motherfuckers names? Apparnetly both these big foreign motherfuckers come in to the ufc from wrestling bears and gettin a bunch of submissions and poo poo and olekskivov or whatever the gently caress knocked out jared rosholt which is righteous, but he before he went to get a bunch of fuckin surgeries on his knee. I bet this fight will be some tite rear end poo poo. Welterweight  Kyle Noke vs.  Keita Nakamura Kyle Noke is a fuckin fakeass juggahoe and he’s wack as poo poo, his homie crocadile dundee said they was rydas for life but where the gently caress was Kyle when a motherfuckin sugar ray stabbed him in the heart? He was fuckin rollin around on the motherfuckin ground with some motherfucker who shaved a arrow in his chest, that motherfucker is cool but gently caress Kyle Noke though, JUGGALOS NEVER DIE ALONE, the great milenko will judge him for his treachery in the halls of illusions Keita Nakamura comes from Japan where he got a bunch of submissions and KOS and poo poo and seems cool as gently caress, Japan is where that show Neon Genesis Evangelion is from that I used to watch with my homie Kotton Kandy every day after 9th grade. That poo poo was the poo poo right there, Eva. Taped every motherfuckin episode of that motherfucker on Toonami. Fuckin nonstop allegories and references to not just various sects of christianity but motherfuckin Kabbalah, Buddhism, Gnosticism and fuckin sacred Shinto texts drawing from the concept of a primordial cosmos and the use of the Shinto goddess of Life and Death Izanami’s weapon against that of the patron diety Izanagi, ultimately representing the futility of humanity’s struggle to define who they truly are in their short lives on earth. At least that’s what I thought man, poo poo was intintionally ambiguous, Kotton Kandy thought it was about blowjobs. That poo poo was crazy. Flyweight  Louis Smolka vs.  Ben Nguyen Louis Smolka is a little hawaiian motherfucker who kicked the poo poo out of Richie Vaculik and tapped some IRish guy when they fought in the fight pass main event on accident that one time Ben 10 Nguyen is sick as poo poo too, and his name is Big 10 which is a sick-rear end cartoon show too. My daughter loves that show, I can put her right in front of the tv and she’ll watch it all day when I go out and score, its fuckin great. He knocked out Julian Wallace in australia and I’m pretty sure he’s down with the clown though so gently caress that guy I can’t root for him OTHER poo poo TO WATCH Fox Sports 1 prelims, 7 p.m. ET[/b] Women's Bantamweight Lauren Murphy vs. Katlyn Chookagian Middleweight Eric Spicely vs. Sam Alvey Women's Strawweight Cortney Casey vs. Cristina Stanciu Lightweight Scott Holtzman vs. Cody Pfister Fight Pass Prelims, 6 p.m. ET Bantamweight Rani Yahya vs. Matthew Lopez Middleweight Devin Clark vs. Alex Nicholson Official MMA snack rating: a nice bottle of faygo 
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Much clown love, OP.
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John Lineker is from brazil which i think is in europe or some poo poo
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oh drat tony ferguson is fighting?
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This may be the first card where I partake of the snack rating. Also Smilin' Sam's fighting again already? Good for him.
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Jul 13, 2016 01:42
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Chookagian is dope, I saw her a few years back kneeing someone's face out on WSOF prelims. We drifted apart when she stuck with CFFC. Glad to see she's in the big leagues now.
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Wicked Clowns, whoop whoop, etc. Cool OP, reminded me that I wanted to try Faygo after I found out it wasn't something a bunch of weird people made up
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Skip My Posts posted:oh drat tony ferguson is fighting? Ferguson vs. Chiesa was the main event before Chiesa came down with a case of the clown
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I give this card a single whoop.
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This card is gonna own
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Hey guys, subscribe to my youtube channel for all the latest in MMA analysis and news.
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Smolka / Ngyuen is gonna own.
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Hollandia posted:Smolka / Ngyuen is gonna own. Ben 10, baby.
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Man I've really gone from absolutely hating Josh Samman to loving his bukkake rear end.
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Samman was lame on TUF, because of his attitude and the way he ducked Uriah Hall in order to get submitted by Gastelum, but he redeemed himself pretty quickly by kneeing Kevin Casey repeatedly.
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TheUltimateDoofus posted:great, we got a literalist on our hands Is she a quadruple amputee with 0 inch reach?
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Fluffdaddy posted:Is she a quadruple amputee with 0 inch reach? They don't call Murphy 'lucky' for nothing.
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According to those stats, she's won 2 fights by TKO/KO but never landed a punch. Pretty badass
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I would to imagine she is like Krang from the Ninja Turtles and is piloting a blonde fighter
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Chiesa is injured? What the gently caress
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TheUltimateDoofus posted:great, we got a literalist on our hands Sweet Dee Gets A Reebok Sponsorship
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Hey Eric Spicely wrestled a few times for Beyond Wrestling in RI! Good for him. Here's a cool little doc video https://vimeo.com/173769891/080d6035cb
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Lord Waffle Beard posted:Chiesa is injured? What the gently caress luckily, a featherweight is fighting tferg for his welcome to the ufc. bluedeanie - was it harder to write in the voice of a juggalo or tito?
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It's kind of perverse that these 8-0 and 9-0 regional guys, even if they are the champs and stuff are being thrown in to face guys like Khabib and Ferguson. Speaking of, still want to see that fight.
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deadkiller615 posted:Hey Eric Spicely wrestled a few times for Beyond Wrestling in RI! Good for him. Here's a cool little doc video https://vimeo.com/173769891/080d6035cb Spicely seemed like a really nice guy on TUF, but my lasting memory of him is getting murdered by his friend who wound up winning the season. Alvey's not really a high-level opponent, but it seems like the one thing he's good at (hitting extremely hard) might be enough to make it a bad night for Spicely, who gave off the impression of being mainly a decent BJJ guy. Hope he does well for himself and manages to not get knocked out from one of the handful of strikes Alvey might bother throwing.
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Marching Powder posted:luckily, a featherweight is fighting tferg for his welcome to the ufc. I'm not sure one was inherently more difficult than the other. I did feel more stupid going into this thread for having prior forced my brain to operate like Tito Ortiz', but that may have actually been an advantage.
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Bluedeanie posted:I'm not sure one was inherently more difficult than the other. I did feel more stupid going into this thread for having prior forced my brain to operate like Tito Ortiz', but that may have actually been an advantage. Any concerns about long term damage from putting your head in that space twice in a row? Is there a Writer's CTE?
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evil spiff posted:Any concerns about long term damage from putting your head in that space twice in a row? Is there a Writer's CTE? There is, you will know op has it if there is a GDT where he starts talking about nuncles and neeps
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RIP the guy who drank gasoline
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Dan Didio posted:It's kind of perverse that these 8-0 and 9-0 regional guys, even if they are the champs and stuff are being thrown in to face guys like Khabib and Ferguson. Speaking of, still want to see that fight. It is kinda weak but you never know, you might discover a star. GSP fought karo in his first ufc fight, jds fought werdum etc
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Just rolled into Sioux falls. This flying j / Denny's may actually be ground zero for juggaloism. Gdt is appropriate. Any other goons here? E. Got my seat. Could easily hit Florian or anik with a projectile. 
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This Nicholson guy pulled out the wires in his jaw to make his debut then got KOd pretty good.
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Reed washisface is chewing out production dudes for mixing up graphics and voiceover. Apparently not even the UFC knows who these guys are.
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Sick Joe Martinez is here.
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What the gently caress! He killed him.
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Le Saboteur posted:This Nicholson guy pulled out the wires in his jaw to make his debut then got KOd pretty good. Is that the second time a fighter unwired his jaw to make a UFC event, only to get his chin wrecked?
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