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BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
My shower drains poorly and sometimes not at all which is unfavorable for many reasons

What should I do? Can I just pour draino in that bitch? :getin:

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Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

first of all stop making GBS threads in the shower that will clog and stink up the place like nobodies business

i think the smart thing to do is to use one of those plastic drain snakes but then you have to touch gross hairy poop so just nuke it with draino to be safe

Martin Luther Kink
Oct 17, 2004
Barroom Hero
yes

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

take sink showers

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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reach in and pull the hair out

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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was talking about ur butt btw

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

unclog it homie!

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
ah man this is the WORST esp when you get out and there are like random pubes on your ufkcing toes

gross man just gross

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Time to start taking baths, broseph

Hollis Brown
Oct 17, 2004

It's like people only do things because they get paid, and that's just really sad
Coat hanger (hair + gunk) abortion time

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Hollis Brown posted:

Coat hanger (hair + gunk) abortion time

Wow this is a great idea

Time to hunt down a wire hanger :tviv:

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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have you tried peeing in it

i heard that pee has uric acid in it which is acid??

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
flood your bathroom until the water is high enough to submerge your face and do so and drown

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Fart Puzzle posted:

first of all stop making GBS threads in the shower that will clog and stink up the place like nobodies business

i think the smart thing to do is to use one of those plastic drain snakes but then you have to touch gross hairy poop so just nuke it with draino to be safe

The poop isn't the problem. A hair clump down the drain is the problem.

I've been stomping shits down the drain for years and never had a problem. The drain holes shred up the turd and make it easy for your pipes to swallow. It's of you have a shitload of hair stuck in the drain that makes the poo poo get stuck and smell.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
take needle nose pliers or a bent coat hanger and dig that poo poo out :milk:

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

The poop isn't the problem. A hair clump down the drain is the problem.

I've been stomping shits down the drain for years and never had a problem. The drain holes shred up the turd and make it easy for your pipes to swallow. It's of you have a shitload of hair stuck in the drain that makes the poo poo get stuck and smell.

the poop catches hair which catches more poop which catches more hair until you have a wad of hair and poop big enough that you could mistake it for your mother

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
tke the woman shedding it by the hair and throw her into the street until she repents her sins

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
Ask a comedy forum maybe? Whatever you do, don't leave the house or talk to someone at Lowes or Home Depot.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

My shower drains poorly and sometimes not at all which is unfavorable for many reasons

What should I do? Can I just pour draino in that bitch? :getin:

u can plunger any drain not just a toilet

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

The poop isn't the problem. A hair clump down the drain is the problem.

I've been stomping shits down the drain for years and never had a problem. The drain holes shred up the turd and make it easy for your pipes to swallow. It's of you have a shitload of hair stuck in the drain that makes the poo poo get stuck and smell.

if you drink the draino then poo poo in the shower that'll take care of all your problems

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
they used to have these compressed air things specifically for unclogging drains at a nearby hardware store. they worked very well, but then sthe store stopped carrying them and later the store closed. so, maybe blow compressed air up your rear end op?

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
no more shower j/o sessions for u op

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Serious Frolicking posted:

they used to have these compressed air things specifically for unclogging drains at a nearby hardware store. they worked very well, but then sthe store stopped carrying them and later the store closed. so, maybe blow compressed air up your rear end op?

that stuff was probly a loss leader fyi


sell the drain cleaner cheap so they gotta come in to buy the drains, thats the trick

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
What goon takes showers?

Anyway, consider some baking soda, vinegar and warm water.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
gently caress it. And I don't mean who cares. I mean have sex with the shower head.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

You got any lye? I had some for soap making and my shower was draining quite so slowly, so I poured a little lye down there, ran some water, and that son of a bitch was like brand new.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Use a plunger dude I just did and it fixed it right up

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

My shower drains poorly and sometimes not at all which is unfavorable for many reasons

What should I do? Can I just pour draino in that bitch? :getin:

For like 2 dollars you can get a cheap plastic drain snake that will snag all of your hairs out in less than 5 minutes.

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



I'd avoid plunging except for a last resort, you're just pushing the crap deeper where it could potentially get stuck again. Spend $3 on one of these guys:



It has a bunch of backward facing barbs, works every time as long as the clog isn't too deep.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Skeleton Ape posted:

I'd avoid plunging except for a last resort, you're just pushing the crap deeper where it could potentially get stuck again. Spend $3 on one of these guys:



It has a bunch of backward facing barbs, works every time as long as the clog isn't too deep.

if ur house isn't lovely then actually the drain pipes get bigger as they go so once you're past the trap or wye or wherever the clog is you will be fine

but yeah if the gross goon just has turds and unwashed hairs in the drain trap the thing u linked will be fine

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Stop cutting your pubes in the shower go n get a coat hanger and abort the hair fetus that's stuck in your poo poo

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Quidam Viator
Jan 24, 2001

ask me about how voting Donald Trump was worth 400k and counting dead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt7hIk_jZww&t=9s

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
Buy tickets to the ballet and then get dressed up and go to the venue, but don't go inside.

Edit: Oh, you mean what should you do about the clogged shower? Call a plumber and let him plumb.

ghlbtsk fucked around with this message at 02:54 on Jul 13, 2016

BattleSausage
Aug 14, 2003

I'm butter side up, baby.

Taco Defender
Have you thought about running down to your local airport with a backpack while screaming allahu ackbar. You wouldn't need to worry about your drains.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

use one of those drum snakes, like the small ones you attach to the front of a corded drill if you have one of those. If you don't have one then just piss in the shower hole until the clog goes away.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Skeleton Ape posted:

I'd avoid plunging except for a last resort, you're just pushing the crap deeper where it could potentially get stuck again. Spend $3 on one of these guys:



It has a bunch of backward facing barbs, works every time as long as the clog isn't too deep.

if you shove one of these down your throat after a big meal it will pull out all the food and you will lose weight fast

bleep.bloop
Jun 19, 2016

Oh, dear leader!

BattleSausage posted:

Have you thought about running down to your local airport with a backpack while screaming allahu ackbar. You wouldn't need to worry about your drains.

This actually solves a lot of problems.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



u get a hook thing from the grocery store UTILITIES aisle that lets you root around and pull out the globs of cummy hair in there then u plant seeds in the cumy hairball the moisture and cum help germination months later you have tomatoes that r also ur sons

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drunkb
Aug 14, 2009


The Great Twist

LOL

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