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Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib

social vegan posted:

u get a hook thing from the grocery store UTILITIES aisle that lets you root around and pull out the globs of cummy hair in there then u plant seeds in the cumy hairball the moisture and cum help germination months later you have tomatoes that r also ur sons

hahahahaaa

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

social vegan posted:

u get a hook thing from the grocery store UTILITIES aisle that lets you root around and pull out the globs of cummy hair in there then u plant seeds in the cumy hairball the moisture and cum help germination months later you have tomatoes that r also ur sons

lol

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
use a plunger

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014





wow the oil levels too high imo

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
BDBF, just put a snake down there!

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Go Liquid Plumr and get spitroasted by two plumbers while they work your drain good and hard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHARrcdS7AY

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



scott zoloft posted:

BDBF, just put a snake down there!

big deal butt fucker

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hQVoRutzi8

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Cthulu Carl posted:

Go Liquid Plumr and get spitroasted by two plumbers while they work your drain good and hard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHARrcdS7AY

my uncle use 2 tell me that he'd cum in solids said it was like he had a pez candy extruder in my d werid

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
I had the same problem and tried a bunch of things to fix it, but just using a regular plunger ended up actually fixing it. give it a try and whatever you do don't use draino if it's already having problems draining...

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
The left sink in my bathroom has been clogged since I moved in 3 years ago, maintenance guy finally came to fix it a couple weeks ago and now it's even worse and the right sink is clogged now too wtf lol

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

call ge cafe i hear he's an expert of getting poo poo down drains

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Jesustheastronaut! posted:

I had the same problem and tried a bunch of things to fix it, but just using a regular plunger ended up actually fixing it. give it a try and whatever you do don't use draino if it's already having problems draining...

Well I had the same problem but I fixed it by using my large mouth and incredible sucking power to substitute for a regular plunger.

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Motherfuckers always humble bragging about owning a plunger like I'm not going to realise they mocking me for not having one. But get this homes: I don't need a plunger because I took the time to develop my body and skills instead of relying on overpriced tools.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
i own a seperate plunger for my shower, i recommend it op

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




you go play some Pokemon GO, op

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
replace the drain with a siphon hose pointing out the window

BattleSausage
Aug 14, 2003

I'm butter side up, baby.

Taco Defender

social vegan posted:



wow the oil levels too high imo

No joke, that plastic thing is the bee's knees for unclogging drains all filled up by my girlfriend's long loving hair. It's basically just a plastic strip with cuts on the edges to grab nasty poo poo in the drain.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



BattleSausage posted:

No joke, that plastic thing is the bee's knees for unclogging drains all filled up by my girlfriend's long loving hair. It's basically just a plastic strip with cuts on the edges to grab nasty poo poo in the drain.

I shove mine in my dickhoel it's still there

BattleSausage
Aug 14, 2003

I'm butter side up, baby.

Taco Defender

social vegan posted:

I shove mine in my dickhoel it's still there

Why is my girlfriend's log loving hair in your dilz. Why.

bleep.bloop
Jun 19, 2016

Oh, dear leader!

Moon Atari posted:

Well I had the same problem but I fixed it by using my large mouth and incredible sucking power to substitute for a regular plunger.

We should hang out.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

EorayMel posted:

What goon takes showers?

Anyway, consider some baking soda, vinegar and warm water.

He's not asking how to make a volcano this is very unhelpful advice

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Liquid Plumber...
Drain Snake...
Metal GEar!?!

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

social vegan posted:



wow the oil levels too high imo

:jackbud:

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



BattleSausage posted:

Why is my girlfriend's log loving hair in your dilz. Why.

We're groom partners

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

cat dicks are barbed so if you are a cat just stick your dick down there

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



My duck is in not a cat tho

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



my shower is blogged what shouold i do

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Ok update: I'm gonna snag a wire coat hanger on Friday and try with that.

IF THAT FAILS I'll get one of those disposable snake things

Thank you for your contributions - God Bless

tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
Finally try the foaming drano. It is good and cool.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Do some loving cocaine and hgodDAMN GO IN THERE AND loving AAAAARRRRRUUUUUUGGGGHHHHH GET AAAAAFTER IT gently caress THAT DRAIN, GET ALLLL THAT poo poo OUTTT OF THERE.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

piss in the sink

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
stop smashing your poo down the shower grate you sick sick puppy

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
You could try a two man manuver where you put your lips over the drain hole and ur firend jumps on your back, blowing the wad down the pipe n2 tha sewer.

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Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china
Let the tub fill, start a jellyfish farm.

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