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John becomes a bit stiff as his synapses betray him. "Yes, thank you surf friend." he says with the cadence of a fine tuned machine. John pulls down his swim trunks revealing himself to everyone on the Jetty and in the nearby vicinity. "Please bring your body prone so that it may receive my gifts." The man looks at John bewildered. His face caught between disgust and anger. "What the hell man. Not cool." He gives John a shove nearly knocking him off balance, and the group starts trying to leave. They're leaving John. What next?
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Jul 13, 2016 21:24
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John! They don't think your gifts are worthy! TEACH THEM
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Jul 13, 2016 21:26
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They're all against you John. They all know.
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Jul 13, 2016 21:29
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They do not deserve to gaze upon the wonders I wish to grace them with. I proceed unimpeded and begin to defecate into johns hand john. John defecates into John hand drat IT JOHN DEFECATE. Once my hand fills with meals past I will begin my masterpiece. My Mona Lisa... a portrait of John's wife emblazoned upon John's own chest. Our devotion should win her back.
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Jul 13, 2016 21:29
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John! What the hell are you doing! You'll never paint a portfolio of masterpieces with that little bit of poo poo!
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Jul 13, 2016 21:34
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Look at this John  he's a mess. And more than that, he's a bore. Let John take a crack at this, rinse off in the ocean and show you guys what John is made of.
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Jul 13, 2016 21:34
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JimsonTheBetrayer posted:They do not deserve to gaze upon the wonders I wish to grace them with. Pooping Poop Artiste: 2#1d6 5 3 Very good John. Very good. You may have lost your surf audience, but when it comes to bodily functions. You are an expert. Your abdominal muscles contract and your bowels let loose producing a sizable turd, that you then expertly use to create a photo realistic portrait of your Magnifique! John's vision starts to go blurry, but he catches the beach police out in the distance and several onlookers pointing their phones at him.  END ROUND 1 Bids for control! Post em' or PM em'. I'll get back to you in a couple hours. Work to be done. The invisible audience cheers!
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Jul 13, 2016 21:37
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John, John, you're just getting started. What you need is a captive audience. Someone who can't leave until they acknowledge your greatness.
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Jul 13, 2016 21:39
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Rockopolis posted:John, John, you're just getting started. What you need is a captive audience. Someone who can't leave until they acknowledge your greatness. I mean ... I can't argue with yah.
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Jul 13, 2016 21:40
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And you'll need more fuel, more clay.
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Jul 13, 2016 21:40
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Betting 2 this time. Little bit more, but I think I'll wait till John gets off the beach
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Jul 13, 2016 21:41
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Doh. This game moves fast. Bid's in the mail.
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Jul 13, 2016 21:45
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Rockopolis posted:John, John, you're just getting started. What you need is a captive audience. Someone who can't leave until they acknowledge your greatness. You're thinking too small, john. John needs more than just 1 person to witness john's greatness. But John is right about the captive part
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Jul 13, 2016 21:48
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You're all thinking too small for John. John needs to do something that proves John is the greatest to everyone, everywhere.
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Jul 13, 2016 21:54
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Absurd Revolver posted:You're all thinking too small for John. John needs to do something that proves John is the greatest to everyone, everywhere. Yeah but now does thst involve john playing in his own poo poo John? Seriously John. So rude.
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Jul 13, 2016 21:57
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JimsonTheBetrayer posted:Yeah but now does thst involve john playing in his own poo poo John? Seriously John. So rude. Why would you get us into this situation?
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Jul 13, 2016 22:06
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Li Dawny posted:Why would you get us into this situation? We need her back John. We... need her.
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Jul 13, 2016 22:06
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JimsonTheBetrayer posted:Yeah but now does thst involve john playing in his own poo poo John? Seriously John. So rude. John could play in his own poo poo in front of maybe tens of people, or John could play with his own poo poo in front of MILLIONS. Think about it.
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Jul 13, 2016 22:07
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Absurd Revolver posted:John could play in his own poo poo in front of maybe tens of people, or John could play with his own poo poo in front of MILLIONS. Think about it. There is only one person who needs to gaze upon our works... MIRANDA WHY DID YOU LEAVE MIRANDA!
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Jul 13, 2016 22:09
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JimsonTheBetrayer posted:There is only one person who needs to gaze upon our works... MIRANDA WHY DID YOU LEAVE MIRANDA! Imagine a world where John Plays With His poo poo is on everyone's mind. Everyone sees it, everywhere, everyone's talking about it because John can do anything can't you see he can do ANYTHING and how could she resist John then when John isn't just John but JOHN THE GREATEST EVER IN THE WHOLE WORLD JOHN IS A HOUSEHOLD NAME AND THE MOST FAMOUS PERSON EVER
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Jul 13, 2016 22:12
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Okay, you guys are gross. I'm officially going over into the bubble of silence.
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Jul 13, 2016 22:13
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Don't you john's smell that? I don't think the bubble of silence is smell proof, and we all share the same nose
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Jul 13, 2016 22:15
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Li Dawny posted:Okay, you guys are gross. I'm officially going over into the bubble of silence. Why don't you tell us John. What john needs to do to be happy?
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Jul 13, 2016 22:16
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JimsonTheBetrayer posted:Why don't you tell us John. What john needs to do to be happy? The same thing everyone needs, the love and respect of those around him.
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Jul 13, 2016 22:17
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Li Dawny posted:The same thing everyone needs, the love and respect of those around him. Miranda needs to live John... John can't you see that?
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Jul 13, 2016 22:18
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running round posted:Don't you john's smell that? I don't think the bubble of silence is smell proof, and we all share the same nose John only smells GREATNESS
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Jul 13, 2016 22:18
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running round posted:Don't you john's smell that? I don't think the bubble of silence is smell proof, and we all share the same nose It's not the smell, it's the voices.
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Jul 13, 2016 22:20
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In any case, we need to get of the beach. Jon's needs an audience, a big audience!
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Jul 13, 2016 22:22
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If john had an audience of at least a dozen people here on the beach. I bet John could get more if we continue to be great
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Jul 13, 2016 22:24
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Find a tv station and capture the broadcaster!
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Jul 13, 2016 22:25
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We need to find a bed so we can take a nap. John must be tired... John is always tired after creating...
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Jul 13, 2016 22:27
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Miranda didn't leave John.
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Jul 13, 2016 22:27
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Well, I'm not one to pass up opportunity so I'm also willing to Bid 2
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Jul 13, 2016 22:29
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UnCO3 posted:Miranda didn't leave John. Oh okay never mind th- gently caress you john! Stop trying to control my vision.
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Jul 13, 2016 22:29
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John just needs to clear his head a bit, get some fresh air, pet some dogs, maybe fly a helicopter.
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Jul 13, 2016 22:29
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UnCO3 posted:Miranda didn't leave John. Exactly, she was kidnapped by those who want John to fail! Or brainwashed! There's no reason she would leave John of her own volition because why would you leave the greatest man on EARTH you stupid BITCH HOW COULD YOU
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Jul 13, 2016 22:29
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Absurd Revolver posted:Exactly, she was kidnapped by those who want John to fail! Or brainwashed! There's no reason she would leave John of her own volition because why would you leave the greatest man on EARTH you stupid BITCH HOW COULD YOU Woah john haha calm down I mean poo poo guys look at this crazy dude. Better get him away from a bed amirite?
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Jul 13, 2016 22:33
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MOD NOTE Something I neglected to say previously, but is written in the rules. You don't lose Willpower from the bid if you don't assume control. Additionally, when you are in control you can use Willpower points on a 1 to 1 ratio to increase your bonus on the role. So you say what you want to do, and declare publicly if you're using WP points to assist the role. Also the rounds will carry over what has transpired in the previous round, but not necessarily picking up immediately where John left off. He's not in control of himself after all. The audience lets out an 'Oooo' in unison.
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Jul 13, 2016 22:34
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Anomalous Amalgam posted:
You left out some important pieces to the puzzle John... you really hosed me here...
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Jul 13, 2016 22:43
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ROUND 2 John rubs his eyes, he's cold and naked and a drying poo portrait of his ...Against all odds JimsonTheBetrayer retains poop covered control. Ok John. You're standing in an alley downtown, you kind of ran a bit wild after you blacked out, but you managed to get away from the beach and onlookers. Your shorts are around your ankles and you're covered in poo what from the artistry and the running. You're almost certain police are on the look out for a naked poo covered man, but what can you do, right? What do you do?
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