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Oh, good morning officer. Thank god you're here, this nut punched me!
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The officer looks at you crossly as John climbs up off of the ground. "Nonsense! I called you because this man, covered in BM, came in here making crazy demands, and when I threatened to call the cops, he attacked me and I defended myself!" the store clerk protests. "Alright, sir. I'm going to need you to come with me, and I need to ask you some questions. Were you on the boardwalk earlier this afternoon?" The officer asks as he gently guides you with his baton towards the door. The poo John produced was mostly dry now, but you still stank to high heaven. What do you do? Sorry, was at lunch catching pokemon in the park, then got busy at work.
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Jul 14, 2016 20:52
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Ok John, think man, think. Where the hell are we, why are we covered in poo poo? This guy isn't buying it STUPID, JOHN, STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID Ok...Ok ok ok. We got this, we got this "Officer, this man punched me in the face and then SHAT ALL OVER ME! Argghghhhh. Are you just GOING TO LET THIS GO?" And then we grab the baton and smash out the front window. That should show our sincerity
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Jul 14, 2016 21:28
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YES JOHN SHOW THEM WE MEAN BUSINESS WOO
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Jul 14, 2016 21:34
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Retro Futurist posted:Ok John, think man, think. Where the hell are we, why are we covered in poo poo? This guy isn't buying it STUPID, JOHN, STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID To seize up the baton and smash the window, it'll be a generic roll meaning you'll need a 6. Do you want to expend WP to increase the odds of success?
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Jul 14, 2016 21:34
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FIGHT THE POWER JOHN
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Anomalous Amalgam posted:To seize up the baton and smash the window, it'll be a generic roll meaning you'll need a 6. Do you want to expend WP to increase the odds of success? What am I rolling, d6 or d10? And I assume using WP just knocks it down however many
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Jul 14, 2016 21:54
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Retro Futurist posted:What am I rolling, d6 or d10? And I assume using WP just knocks it down however many d6. You can exchange willpower on a 1 to 1 ratio, adding +1 to your roll.
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Jul 14, 2016 22:00
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No RF, you got this Nah I got this, roll the bones!
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Jul 14, 2016 22:02
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Retro Futurist posted:No RF, you got this Baton Grab: 1d6 6 Holy poo poo. I guess John did have it. Walking towards the exit, John does a quick turn around with a manic look in his eye, snatching the baton from the police man and smashing the window right out. "THE HELL?!" shouts the store clerk. The police officer is not pleased. "GET ON THE GROUND!" he says reaching for his mace canister. The window is smashed out and people walking down the street have stopped to see what the commotion was all about. What do you?
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Jul 14, 2016 22:07
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fight fight FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
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Jul 14, 2016 22:09
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GIVE YOURSELF OVER TO THE BEAST! BECOME BLOODSHED INCARNATE! RUB FECES IN THEIR WOUNDS!
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Jul 14, 2016 22:14
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"OfffICCER I DEMAND that you arrEST THIS MAN right NOW!" Now gesture to the clerk with the baton. Good good. Smash yourself in the face with it
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Jul 14, 2016 22:21
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Retro Futurist posted:"OfffICCER I DEMAND that you arrEST THIS MAN right NOW!" Just to confirm, John is smashing his own face?
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Anomalous Amalgam posted:Just to confirm, John is smashing his own face? Oh god I hope so.
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Jul 14, 2016 22:27
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YOU CAN DO IT JOHN SMASH OUR FACE SMASH THE CONSPIRACY WIDE OPEN
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Anomalous Amalgam posted:Just to confirm, John is smashing his own face? Yes. YYEEEEEESSSsssss. Yes.
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Jul 14, 2016 22:28
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Retro Futurist posted:Yes. YYEEEEEESSSsssss. Yes. GO FOR THE WIN JOHN SWING FOR THE BASES!
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John locks eyes with the store clerk, pointing the baton at him as the police officer readies his mace. John wraps both hands around the baton and sends it crashing into his face and a thin stream of blood runs down it. Your head hurts John. It hurts quite a bit actually.  END ROUND 3 Get your bids in. PM em' or post em' Anomalous Amalgam fucked around with this message at 22:54 on Jul 14, 2016 |
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Jul 14, 2016 22:50
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WHOS A MAN AND A HALF? JOHN'S A MAN AND A HALF RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR!!
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Jul 14, 2016 22:51
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Gotta Bid 2, why you guys gotta be so greedy.
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Jul 14, 2016 22:55
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AUTOBID ACTIVATE
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Jul 14, 2016 22:57
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Bid same as last time.
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Jul 14, 2016 22:58
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Li Jawny is gonna come in and bid 10 to try and get him the help he needs lmfao
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If he bids 10, he's got no more willpower to help in his future rolls. Or future bids. Bid sent, btw running round fucked around with this message at 00:01 on Jul 15, 2016 |
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running round posted:If he bids 10, he's got no more willpower to help in his future rolls. Or future bids. 
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Jul 15, 2016 00:02
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1, let's see if John can get us outta here.
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Jul 15, 2016 00:16
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No bid
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ROUND 4 Bzzzt~! Pop! The police officer and store clerk are at a loss of words, and in his momentary consciousness John is too. However, John is gone again and Rockopolis take the stand. "Ar-are you alright, sir? I just need you to calm down." The police officer says, handcuffs in one hand and the other clutching his mace.
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Anomalous Amalgam posted:
I feel like the only correct answer here is to null value all wagers and just bash ourselves in the face until dead... maybe then miranda will feel something. The shrew.
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JimsonTheBetrayer posted:I feel like the only correct answer here is to null value all wagers and just bash ourselves in the face until dead... maybe then miranda will feel something. The shrew. Relieve?
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Jul 15, 2016 15:36
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Okay John, stay with me now, you are doing good, they're distracted. Now... Cheese it! Run Johnny, run! Dive out that window, slide over the cop car and run like a boss! WP 7/10
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Rockopolis posted:Okay John, stay with me now, you are doing good, they're distracted. Now... John approves of this plan.
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Jul 15, 2016 15:47
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JimsonTheBetrayer posted:I feel like the only correct answer here is to null value all wagers and just bash ourselves in the face until dead... maybe then miranda will feel something. The shrew. 
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Jul 15, 2016 15:51
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Let's go the SPCA and pet some dogs and cats. We need to chill out.
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Retro Futurist posted:Let's go the SPCA and pet some dogs and cats. We need to chill out. Disagree.
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Rockopolis posted:Okay John, stay with me now, you are doing good, they're distracted. Now... John dives out the window, slides over the cop car and takes off in a sprint. It's not long before he's outside of downtown and he finds himself in a suburban sprawl. A shopping mall, a few dining establishments and a slew of homes packed into the surrounding neighborhoods. Where to John?
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Jul 15, 2016 16:05
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John, John, you know what they have at the mall? Everything. You really need some fresh clothes, and uh...how about a knife? That sounds fun. Uh, useful. I mean useful. WP 7/10
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John sets off towards the mall with a brisk pace. His sight and smell still causing the occasional passerby to retch or give distance as he entered into Sears. Perusing the men's department John found clothing, tools, and cutlery. It was a one stop shop for personal and home accouterments. What now John?
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PET! STORE! PET! STORE! PET! STORE!
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