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lmao if you have teeth yyou don't need that poo poo for soylent
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My gums bleed like a Japanese samurai flick but idgf
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Jul 13, 2016 20:57
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TheNightmanCum-eth posted:Is cum good or bad for your teeth Well teeth are bones and cum is boner juice. So that means cum is liquid bones. Sounds like it would be pretty good for teeth.
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Jul 13, 2016 21:18
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I don't know for sure but I think I read once that cum is slightly basic in order to counteract the strongly acidic juices of the female genitals.
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Jul 13, 2016 21:20
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Well teeth are bones and cum is boner juice. So that means cum is liquid bones. Sounds like it would be pretty good for teeth. Well like any scientific study, we're going to need to test this hypothesis over and over and over. I uh...I don't mind being the test subject, if no one else wants to do it.
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Jul 13, 2016 21:31
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gingivitis isn't a real thing ok bye tgread
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A misanthrope posted:gingivitis isn't a real thing Showing my dentist this thread tomorrow morning. Will post pics when he suicides out of embarrassment. I know his secret now.
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Jul 13, 2016 22:36
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Vodka kills all the bad germs for me.
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Jul 13, 2016 22:38
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THESE GUMS DON'T BLEED
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Jul 13, 2016 22:47
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Mozi posted:your dad probably had more flouride in his water coming up Yeah, but now you can't just bite an animal and have it die from infections ne more.
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Jul 13, 2016 22:49
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I think my old dentist was retarded. Told me at 23-24yo that I had a cavity in one of my molars, but would go ahead and do me a favor and clean my teeth that time but before he'd clean them again I'd need to address the cavity. Now, I'm 41 and still have never had any dental work other than cleanings and my wisdom teeth removed. I've had subsequent x-rays and nobody else has ever mentioned this mystery cavity. I just religiously brush them and rinse them with Mountain Dew everyday.
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Jul 13, 2016 23:30
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i have been to the dentist 2 times, never had a cavity or whatever else happens to teeth. although im considering getting them whitened cause 10 years of coffee has taken a small toll and im not married yet . any adviice?
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Jul 13, 2016 23:32
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srs tho listerine invented gingivitis as part of an ad campaign in like the 50s. they trying to scare your money off you op!!!!!!!! edit: for real srs http://io9.gizmodo.com/the-medical-condition-invented-by-listerine-1682070561 (srs)
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Jul 13, 2016 23:41
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:i have been to the dentist 2 times, never had a cavity or whatever else happens to teeth. although im considering getting them whitened cause 10 years of coffee has taken a small toll and im not married yet . any adviice? I got a pair of custom trays made at a dentist but the whitening gel was pretty lackluster and I bought some stuff from Amazon or Ebay that was like 3 times the concentration. The trays do a nice job of keeping the gel in place and off the sides of your tongue which can be sensitive to the gel.
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Jul 14, 2016 00:02
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ten years ago my dentist: Okay Animal Mother, looking good, but you've got the veeery beginnings of periodontitis, so buy this expensive mouthwash and make sure to visit me every three months. Okay? this year another dentist: Okay Animal Mother, looking good, but you've got the veeeeeerrrrry beginnings of periodontitis, so buy this expensive mouthwash and make sure to visit me every three months. Okay?
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Jul 14, 2016 00:04
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Gaunab posted:gingivitis is made up by big floss the soda companies own and invented floss and mouthwash
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Jul 14, 2016 00:06
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just use a super soft toothbrush, soft dental picks and have good genes it's not that hard
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Jul 14, 2016 02:12
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I use these bad rear end motherfuckers and can't recommend them enough
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Jul 14, 2016 02:23
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I have several broken teeth that are essentially craters with bleeding sores(root) in the middle, eating crackers and nuts isn't fun but I do it anyway. Recently a big chunk of another tooth just fell out and exposed a root, and while walking through the cold aisle at the grocery store, I double over in pain from that root being exposed to the air. I stopped shopping and went to the liquor store and killed half a bottle of gin. Brushed and flossed every day like a good little boy but apparently didn't brush enough. Likely looking at total tooth replacement at the cost of tens of thousands of dollars. Just scheduled a dental app a few days ago to tell them what my options are and yank out a few of the tender ones. Thankfully I found my baby momma so I don't have to worry about attracting a mate. I'm 27 btw
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Jul 14, 2016 02:34
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I've had one root canal that depleted my insurance and cost me $500 bucks out of pocket so lol gently caress that poo poo again. But I'm really looking forward to my persona and mental health doing a complete 180 having finally been relieved of constant pain- a rebirth really. Right now i feel like I'm teetering on the edge of a rampage all the time
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Jul 14, 2016 02:37
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interwhat posted:I've had one root canal that depleted my insurance and cost me $500 bucks out of pocket so lol gently caress that poo poo again. But I'm really looking forward to my persona and mental health doing a complete 180 having finally been relieved of constant pain- a rebirth really. Right now i feel like I'm teetering on the edge of a rampage all the time Real post: I was so poor in college. I cracked a tooth below the gum line (amphetamine-fueled teeth grinding) and couldn't afford a dentist so I just kept rubbing that Orajel poo poo on like that would stop it from feeling like someone was shoving a red-hot poker into my jaw every time I moved my face wrong. Now I'm an adjunct professor at that very same college and I am still almost just as poor. America is the greatest country on earth.
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Jul 14, 2016 02:49
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Yea my poo poo is ground flat in the back, amphetamines also did not help  God bless the usa
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Jul 14, 2016 03:21
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:I use these bad rear end motherfuckers and can't recommend them enough Because using regular floss is too difficult apparently
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Jul 14, 2016 03:55
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Going to the dentist tomorrow for the first time in a couple of years and obviously he's going to tell me I have gingivitis and need to floss more. the whole thing is a dentist scam, dentistry is basically a con job
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Jul 14, 2016 04:13
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Sonny Lister, inventor of Listerine, never had gingivitis.
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Jul 14, 2016 04:18
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Alucard posted:Sonny Lister, inventor of Listerine, never had gingivitis. he had his gums surgically removed like some kind of cenobite. basically had a windchime in his mouth. true fact.
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Jul 14, 2016 04:23
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Thin Privilege posted:Because using regular floss is too difficult apparently How the gently caress else are you gonna get 3 strands of floss cleaning your loving teeth .......yeah didn't think so 
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Jul 14, 2016 04:26
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oh gently caress i was wrong earlier Listerine made up HALITOSIS for an ad campaign. Not gingivitis. realizing my mistake and that gingivitis is actually real, im scared to death 
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Jul 14, 2016 04:42
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dad gay. so what posted:back in the old days people just rubbed turpentine on their gums with a rag
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Jul 14, 2016 04:43
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A misanthrope posted:oh gently caress i was wrong earlier yeah and they had to make up halitosis because they couldnt make enough money telling women they were undesirable unless they squirted it up their cooter
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Jul 14, 2016 04:44
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nigga crab pollock posted:yeah and they had to make up halitosis because they couldnt make enough money telling women they were undesirable unless they squirted it up their cooter it's fascinating    
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Jul 14, 2016 04:54
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Yeah...preying on the insecurities of women is "hilarious" 
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Jul 14, 2016 04:58
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Gingivitis is pretty common but not everyone suffer from it. Brushing regularly helps alleviate gingivitis, but if you don't brush correctly and plaque remains on your teeth your gums will become inflamed. https://youtu.be/LqCpZm6s_dE Basically if you brush like in the vid above you're not supposed to have gingivitis, unless other factors are in play (mouth dryness, heavy smoking, drug abuse etc)
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Jul 14, 2016 04:59
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Heading into the dentist shortly. I know goons are concerned for me and I will post details shortly. You are all my true friends.
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Dirk Squarejaw posted:I think my old dentist was retarded. Told me at 23-24yo that I had a cavity in one of my molars, but would go ahead and do me a favor and clean my teeth that time but before he'd clean them again I'd need to address the cavity. Now, I'm 41 and still have never had any dental work other than cleanings and my wisdom teeth removed. I've had subsequent x-rays and nobody else has ever mentioned this mystery cavity. I just religiously brush them and rinse them with Mountain Dew everyday. I got a lot of cavities filled when I visited the dentist regularly. I haven't been for 15 years and haven't gotten a single cavity. I'm honestly beginning to think they just make that poo poo up, or the damage the living hell out of your teeth when they are cleaning them.
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dad gay. so what posted:my uncle died of a toothache in his heel. he used to comb his hair with a wagon wheel too. weird bird. holy poo poo I post on the same drat forum as dan fuckin Tucker's nephew!!!  the way
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:I use these bad rear end motherfuckers and can't recommend them enough Yeah we don't have enough plastic waste in the world, let's make a completely disposable one use product that's not even all that much more useful than regular floss.
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King of Bees posted:I chew pine resin like the native Americans did. I mouthwash with pine Sol like they did too. I won't stand for this treatment of native Americans. They alone could drive the sales of Listerine forever.
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